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All this "banks matter" nonsense all stems from a lazy, Buy Stuff Mindset at the end of the day.
How about trying to build/grow/produce/ablate/meet your own needs yourself for once?

At the very least, if you must buy things, why is all commerce a matter of ephemeral bank statements and/or crypto to you? Do you never interact with real people face-to-face? Have you forgotten that the numbers in your bank account represent an amount of an actual tangible thing you have that you can literally give to people in exchange for goods and services.
A+ for pulling a word I've never seen before out of your ass to seem more intelligent. Good job! That's what you really want, isn't it? For people to call you smart? For a guy who has a hate boner for Jason Thor Hall, you share a surprising amount of mannerisms with him. You both have shit haircuts, seemingly lean left, want to be taken super seriously, and you can never imagine you're in any type of wrong. Even with multiple people telling you you're acting like a spazz.

cnp from google:
ab·late
/əˈblāt/
verb

  1. 1.
    remove (body tissue) surgically.
    "therapeutic intervention to ablate existing cancer cells"

  2. 2.
    gradually remove material from or erode (a surface or object) by melting, evaporation, frictional action, etc., or erode (material) in this way.
nice use of the word when your sentence is implying creating things to "meet my needs", retard. Anyways, pretentious correction of your language aside, you come off as a glamping wannabe hippie who doesn't understand that the reason the everyday normie doesn't "build/grow/produce/ablate/" shit is because it's impractical, usually not worth the time investment, and because it's just not feasible. Sure you can grow your own food, build a nice little shed in your backyard but what I'm assuming you really mean is, "Why suffer capitalism when you can just fuck off to the middle of nowhere and be self sufficient"?

Because that's only available to privileged little Daddy's boys, dudes who suffer capitalism long enough to then transcend into another form of capitalism: land ownership or schizophrenic terrorists in the making. Trying to do this stupid fucking lecture from a high horse has made you blind to the realities of the world. I always find people like you interesting as you seriously do not come off as human to me.

"You know! The rat race is something that will not only drain money and time from you, it'll make you sad as it takes you away from seeing friends and family"! No shit, dipshit. We all know that. It's immensely easier said than done.

As for your last point, the "numbers in your bank account": I mention that because we're not living in the fucking 1950's when you could just give someone a bill and have that be that. Times have moved on, stop acting like a retarded boomer with a CPAP machine. You legitimately cannot expect anyone to realistically have all their income come into their hands in straight up cash unless you live in a commune. Which by the fact that you have internet access, and an unhealthy amount of CRT's, I would assume you don't! Everything done today, everything that matters, is handled through monetary processes that need money in some form of banking account. TMI incoming but I've recently had to help a friend get their birth certificate replaced. Which do you think is more convenient for them? Driving across 3 states in the US of A to go to the office they need to go to and hand the people there the cash? Or filing the paperwork online, and using this magical thing called a debit card to pay for it once their information is approved by the local government?

Don't be retarded. There IS a correct answer.
 
All this "banks matter" nonsense all stems from a lazy, Buy Stuff Mindset at the end of the day.
How about trying to build/grow/produce/ablate/meet your own needs yourself for once?
Because the ability to do so requires capital investment, which requires me to "buy stuff". Unless you suggest I steal everything, hitchhike a ride out to unused land and squat on it.

At the very least, if you must buy things, why is all commerce a matter of ephemeral bank statements and/or crypto to you? Do you never interact with real people face-to-face? Have you forgotten that the numbers in your bank account represent an amount of an actual tangible thing you have that you can literally give to people in exchange for goods and services.
Bank statements matter because thats the way most people expect money to be stored and transmitted. We had banks before we had money as a separate concept.

Most people do not want to limit their economics interactions to exchanging things they can physically carry with people they can physically walk to. Unless you're talking about some self-sufficient village (if a natural disaster befalls them, or if they get sick, should they "buy stuff" or should they just die?) we have to "buy stuff." That's how the division of labor works.
 
Even if 'debanking' was orders of magnitude more likely to happen to any given person than it really is,
being denied the ability to maintain a bank account ≠ being entirely cut-off from economic life.
If you think otherwise, you've already lost. And your loss is entirely self-inflicted.

Enough self-sufficiency, work ethic, and disregard for the opinions of others will, in practice, shield you from all the worst consequences the corporate Powers That Be can ever throw at you under Capitalism.
I don't think a meeting of the minds is occurring between us when faced with the term "debanking". "Debanking", as it affects the KiwiFarms and most others, is mostly unrelated to banking institutions, rather, it has to do with payment processors (Visa, Mastercard, and the like) refusing to process transactions towards or from a given person or entity due to often unclear and perhaps arbitrary reasons. I don't have enough time to write a long explanation at the moment, but Null wrote an article about it a couple of years ago, I'm sure someone could point you to it.

In any case, long story short, being denied business by payment processors de facto cuts you off from over 90% of the formal economy, and near 100% of the digital economy. Obviously economic life goes beyond the formal, like the face-to-face transactions between individuals that you have described in other posts. But regarding KiwiFarms, as an entity that exists to do business entirely within the Internet, being cut off from payment networks precludes all "normie-friendly" financing for costs and cripples any potential for earnings.

Have a good day, Card.
 
Not only am I decidedly not a Marxist, nothing I've said should lead anyone who knows who Marx is to think that either.

All this "banks matter" nonsense all stems from a lazy, Buy Stuff Mindset at the end of the day.
How about trying to build/grow/produce/ablate/meet your own needs yourself for once?

At the very least, if you must buy things, why is all commerce a matter of ephemeral bank statements and/or crypto to you? Do you never interact with real people face-to-face? Have you forgotten that the numbers in your bank account represent an amount of an actual tangible thing you have that you can literally give to people in exchange for goods and services.
I swapped a cow for some magic beans.
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Keffals sold fake farts and blamed kf for harassment for sympathy bucks.
Banks don't matter but to engage with the world we live in they're useful, the only reason I'm able to call you an autistic faggot on kiwifarms is because of crypto currency. I think you're overlooking the point of the argument.
 
Lets assume that you 'trade' for goods and services.

You trade 'services' for a car.

So how do you get it Registered? Insured? Pay for your drivers license? Can you trade or barter for that?

What about gas? Obviously you can trade with someone your 'services' for gas, but it had to be BOUGHT by them in the first place. It would be rather disingenuous of you to think that the person who bought it (so they could trade some with you) was an idiot for being part of the commercial system wouldn't it?

What if they don't have enough or even want to trade with you (because who could blame them), how will you pay for gas?

Whether you like it or not, your take on the bank and financial systems is very naive to say the least.

If you really believe in your moral high ground, then go and close every single bank and financial account you have and report back to us how it goes.
 
A week ago I still kind of thought this guy was justy playing a bit of a character in his videos. And then continued as he made on account here. But no he really is that strange and overly aggresive and rude to others. No we are not going to and would never raise money to give to the cows so we can get our accounts into their private discords to tell us what we already know.
 
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Hello, while I understand you don't like JTH (alot of people hate him currently) and this "coordinated report button abuse" hidden channel certainly sounds like something people should know about. The Kiwi Farms is not here to do dirty work or work for anyone just cause they ask. The Kiwi Farms is known unfortunately as "the site that has a kill count" and the "the site that posts someone's info" and It's why some people have come here seeking the site to do something for them and I assume you did too. Every single person that has tried to have some sort of personal army from here has had it blow back in their face. To be as nice as possible about it, if you want the info for your channel get it yourself. To put it into perspective it's like if I walked into a room where you're talking with a bunch of people about things you like and then i asked them if they could clean my house and find an old friend from highschool for me.
 
Hey card..saying the individual numbers aka 3, 2 ,5, 19, is not 32,519 (thirty two thousand five hundred and nineteen).

Did you even check with Guinness what the record entails or view the current record holders youtube video? Or can you just not count?
 
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I was told for years this was some sort of big scary doxxing forum, but it turns out it's filled with people completely allergic to being proactive.
"The big scary doxing terrorist troll army won't do my dirty work! They must be pussies"
Holy shit get with the program! You sound like a teenager who just discovered 4chan for the first time.
Bet you thought people adding kill counts to their profiles and organizing swatting was real too.

As explained to you already, that's just not what this site is about. It's better to think of the Kiwifarms as a gossiping and drama forum where people say the word nigger as much as it pleases, it really is that simple. Outside from that, it's not a site that organizes or coordinates in any real way.

It's not a front and the rules aren't just for optics. It's a forum with an interesting and diverse culture and engaging in 'proactive' retard gayop schemes and Internet wars does nothing but shit up the site and vindicate the threats amassed against it.
You might benefit by learning a bit more about what the owner has had to do to keep the site running, what certain 'enemies' of the Farms have done to try and take it offline... And WHY they were so invested in doing so.

I'm being careful not to use the Royal We because let's be fair, anyone can make an account here and break this etiquette of not directly fucking with people and attribute that behaviour directly to the Farms. It's happened before, it'll happen again. You'll find that the people who attempt to cow tip or A-log certain lolcows will often become the primary focus of ridicule. This most certainly extends to 'personal army' or calls to action posts.

Hypothetical or not, you asked your question regarding offering a bounty for Jason's secret discord logs and you got a response from people who actively use the site. A lot of the responses were in good faith and I really suggest you take the advice or you might come to regret ever posting here.

Basically don't be a conniving little cunt and stop acting as though Kiwifarm's sordid mainstream reputation is an excuse to pull some gayop shit. You'll end up looking like a fool.
 
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Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime :oops:, dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:


Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.

FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.

This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?

Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.

Conditionally recommended.


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Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime :oops:, dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:


Fap Queen belongs to a genre of ‘game’ which, prior to playing, I was admittedly unfamiliar with - however, I feel it is still possible to review it for what it is, as an experience, without having been spoiled by what a game in this same genre could potentially do with larger production values.

FQ explains its concept with a brief tutorial - the player is expected to do little else in this game than occasionally choose a response to on-screen prompts and to - describing this euphemistically in a Steam-friendly way - do the thing they downloaded this game for, to a metronome beat.

This metronome system comprises the bulk of the ‘gameplay’, only to be broken up by little vignette scenes with the three characters - the titular queen, an aloof Egyptian empress, and a patronising succubus - which are interspersed throughout the length of a roughly twenty-minute game per ‘session’ in order to control the pacing of the... plot progression?

Nevertheless, on a technical level the game runs well, has no obvious major bugs, the art of the three on-screen women is all consistently good - complex enough to look appealing (if you’re into 2D chicks, that is) while retaining a simple enough design to not come off as excessive. There’s a roster of Steam Achievements, not that it matters in this sort of thing, and it’s entirely free, which is always a big plus.

Conditionally recommended.


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Oh, and one last thing for the good people in this thread: Here's a glowing steam review of Fap Queen written by Card himself after 4 and a half hours of playtime :oops:, dated 12/27/2019 [LINK | ARCHIVE]:
I glanced at the rest of his Steam account, so much for not being a consoomerist. His Steam library is massive and he's barely played more than 5% of his library for more than 3 hours. And his wishlist is over 300 games.
 
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