Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

He's trying to say we're all poor.

Surely he realizes we see how much he earns from streaming? Aside from one decent year, Rekieta's really been earning minimum wage money his whole life. If it wasn't for Celeste's money, this nigger would be on food stamps and living in Section 8 housing.

Those kids might eat better if they were getting a regular slice of government cheese.

But hey, if my mommy was rich, I sure as hell wouldn't be pissing her money away on overpriced kitsch "art", cocaine, vacations in Hedonism and lawsuits.

And we've seen the state of the hovel the man lives in. I know people who are as poor as church mice, but they all live lives with more dignity and self respect than the Rekieta family.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Starting with the one he should have most paid attention to in his life:

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Gotta do one saying "Pull up"

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Aaron not mentioning the Melton HRO/TRO is uncharacteristically prudent of him.

Also, if he is reporting the stream sniping then he’s likely reporting Nick’s streams as well.

 

[Vibralldo]

Surely he realizes we see how much he earns from streaming? Aside from one decent year, Rekieta's really been earning minimum wage money his whole life. If it wasn't for Celeste's money, this nigger would be on food stamps and living in Section 8 housing.

Those kids might eat better if they were getting a regular slice of government cheese.

But hey, if my mommy was rich, I sure as hell wouldn't be pissing her money away on overpriced kitsch "art", cocaine, vacations in Hedonism and lawsuits.

And we've seen the state of the hovel the man lives in. I know people who are as poor as church mice, but they all live lives with more dignity and self respect than the Rekieta family.

All Nick has left are "my parents are rich" and "I starve myself (and children)" because he's destroyed everything else

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron not mentioning the Melton HRO/TRO is uncharacteristically prudent of him.
Also, if he is reporting the stream sniping then he’s likely reporting Nick’s streams as well.

Call me optimistic but we may be seeing a rare "pull up" manoeuvre.
Aaron and Melton have been playing chicken with legal filings for months. I'm glad the judge is protecting Miss Imholte from Melton's violent lechery. Some of the comments he's made about a child are insane.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Aaron not mentioning the Melton HRO/TRO is uncharacteristically prudent of him.

Also, if he is reporting the stream sniping then he’s likely reporting Nick’s streams as well.

Well, people were yelling at him to shut the fuck up. Better late than never, I suppose.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Those kids might eat better if they were getting a regular slice of government cheese.

With how FAT Rekieta is getting he’d probably be eating the entire block of cheese on stream meaning the kids would still starve

 

[Melty Butter]

If Aaron now goes scorched earth, he could do a lot of very funny things.

EXACTLY, and it's about fucking time. Melton has been egregious, plus he's been in obvious collusion with Nick the entire time. It's not like they try to hide it.

If Aaron (or Ashley) hasn't looked at the dozens of @daffodils (and sometimes @Folgers Can) chat logs of Nick's comments on NLO from this thread, they're not paying attention. It's clear public evidence. Sadly, Aaron has a habit of not taking anything seriously until it's very serious and he's muddied the waters all over himself.

As for us, the Farms, we can only hope that Aaron withdraws his guilty plea and takes it to trial. It would be so entertaining.

Selfishly, I want to see Kayla on the stand defending any of this nonsense. She needs some accountability for what her husband has done.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1943654124194570484

https://archive.is/BJ4uh

Nick is disturbingly obsessed with putting his penis inside the sonichu medallion

Chris Chan had to be tricked into doing shit like that

 

[Swole McPole]

All Nick has left are "my parents are rich" and "I starve myself (and children)"

One of the things I find completely baffling is how he isn't completely humiliated by his audience. Back when his Locals was getting off the ground, I can see how me might think 'OK, this is a bit embarrassing. These people are sub-literate trailer trash who are really just coming here to show off their shit smeared underwear and try and peep some free titty', but that's OK. It's all entertainment and I'm the new Jerry Springer.

At the time, he still had enough respect among regular lawtubers to be able to delude himself into believing there was some separation between the zookeeper, the visitors and the animals.

Today, you look from Nick's audience, to the Dabbleverse streamers who host him, to Nick himself and there's no separation between any of them. They're all cut from exactly the same cloth.

And none of them can spell.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Nothing says that he cannot still us the Hackamania thing as proof.

The passage of time makes things stale. They lose their punch

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you, yet. Calm down.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you yet. Calm down.

Lmao, guess he feels left out and wants some attention.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The passage of time makes things stale. They lose their punch

I remember you were pessimistic on Aaron's chances on the Rekieta HRO.
Do you think Aaron has a better shot with Melton? In light of events such as Hackamania broadcasting photos of Aaron in bed and Melton's "comedy" towards his daughter?

 

[Pelican Bones]

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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you yet. Calm down.

Restraining orders are used for people that are seen as one sort of threat or another.

No man sees Ralph as any sort of threat.

 

[Vibralldo]

Lmao, guess he feels left out and wants some attention.

Nick called Ralph up and told him to defend Melton's honor

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you, yet. Calm down.

>Leave me and my daughter alone
>AARON IS ATTACKING ME
>MUH FREE SPEECH

The dabbleverse is full of insane people.

 

[Kosher Dill]

But hey, if my mommy was rich, I sure as hell wouldn't be pissing her money away on overpriced kitsch "art"

The art is actually the most normal rich-person thing Nick has ever done. It's either a pure flex for charity purposes ("Look how much I donated to the Luminati Zoo, and I got a free painting too") or straight-up money laundering.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"He hasn't told everybody that uhhh, me and my daughter have an active HRO against him."

Here's the real question: did Aaron just fumble his terminology and mean TRO, or has he already been in court against Melton and managed to secure a full HRO?

 

[RotPockets]

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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you, yet. Calm down.

You follow Citizen MtF? He is a literal subhuman retard, less than even the weakest man.