Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aidan]

On the rescue staff, he says one is clerical and one is part-time, but I'm not sure if this is the same person, or if that's 2 separate people plus Shaye.

Shaye has always been counted as separate employees when he talks about things and then there's that clip of her saying what she's paid isn't much and it goes back to Mald anyway.

So I believe it is 15 employees. And, this is backed up by a post pirate made himself on april 9th.

Quoting for convenience as I reply...
April 9th, 2025.

Got all the numbers in for the GigaTrain!
You guys amassed a total of $75,000 it was slightly less so I rounded it up.
Half of the GigaTrain comes out to $37,500

We currently have a staff size of 15 not counting me.
This split evenly for all staff members come out to $2,500
This bonus will be applied to everyone in the org outside of myself.
The payments will go out at the end of this month.

For the other $37,500 it will be applied towards the ferret rescue.
I'm putting together all of the cash to make sure we have enough for construction.
Still waiting on the contractors and county to come to terms.

Thanks for everything you do.

So Mald took in money with the idea it's for employees and ferrets... but he gets the lion's share of that and says it's for his ferret hoard. Did that go into a ferret hoard fund or was it in any way separate from his personal income? We'll never know and everything indicates it's effectively income.

Mald, the corpo shill, is painting a hefty bonus for himself and peanuts for his employees as a noble thing when his personal cut was more than 10x as much as the employees.

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Slop News has put out part 2 of Mald's code review.

 

[canalCrab]

The redditors distribute the milk so the sloptubers can drink from it and share it to the wider public or something. IDK.

and the sloptubers result in more milk being generated for us to enioy

 

[Shaneequa]

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Update:

Timestamped for relevancy.

Liana says that asking her to understand something before talking about it is emotionally unhinged.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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Made something quick with your screenshot

 

[pop_eax]

Jason included debug build logs in a public distribution of Heartbound. This debug log appears to include the full GML source code, with comments included.

https://gopiratesoftware.com/games/Heartbound/assets/files/Heartbound_lin.zip

* Download the above archive
* Unzip
* Unpack the .deb package: ar x Heartbound.deb
* Unpack data.tar.xz: tar -xJf data.tar.xz
* You will find the debug log in opt/Heartbound/assets/game.yydebug. Use the strings command to extract strings from it.
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Strings attached in case he deletes the archive.

 

[itogi]

Slop News has put out part 2 of Mald's code review.

PreserveTube, local:

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

He keeps waving the change-log draft as if that's a lot of work.

Let's do some lil math:

• Lunch
├─ Fern [8 total paths]
│ ├─ Judgement: Y [4 total paths]
│ │ └─ Wanted (Y / N) → Follow-through (Y / N)
│ └─ Judgement: N [4 total paths]
│ └─ Advice (Heart / Safe) → Baskets-filled (Y / N)
└─ Rhode [6 total paths]
├─ Judgement: Y → {Kill, Win, Lose-Move, Lose-NoMove}
└─ Judgement: N → {Ask, Afraid}

That's 8+6 = 14 total paths. You could tackle ONE every TWO days and still have it complete within the month.

The second to last line:
> A big part of this update is for the ARG crowd.

If it's a big part, why do it together with this other gargantuan task that is writing 14 paths?
For July, I'm feeling he'll rewrite this draft before publishing, making the ARG the main focus.

And the last line:
> With that in mind... soon is no longer soon. Good luck!

What Did He Mean By This?​

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Cardposting has made another video about Jason, this time about his extreme flaggotry.

Spoiler: Local 'chive

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

OK last thing for now.
He said a few times this stream that DEF CON has been cancelled.
Is this a meme I'm not aware? It's scheduled for early August.

Is this him saving face as to why he won't attend? Even if it the cancellation is a recurring meme, he's still just dodging like the pathetic bitch he is.

I'm downloading the stream but it ain't too fast, if no one posts later I'll archive it here.

 

[Roachbound]

OK last thing for now.
He said a few times this stream that DEF CON has been cancelled.
Is this a meme I'm not aware? It's scheduled for early August.

Is this him saving face as to why he won't attend? Even if it the cancellation is a recurring meme, he's still just saving face like the pathetic bitch he is.

I'm downloading the stream but it ain't too fast, if no one posts later I'll archive it here.

we need the clips sir! we need that mald liar's milk!

 

[The Stranger]

I wish I kept studying game development when I dipped my toes in it a while ago. I would've made "Roach Out" for the SKG game jam where you play as a roach running away from monsters.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Cardposting has made another video about Jason, this time about his extreme flaggotry.

Spoiler: Local 'chive

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Cardposting tried to get on QuintTheo's stream by live chatting, when QuintTheo asked him for proof of his claims he couldn't provide anything but a Discord screen shot claiming Maldy called for it, but could not put up the claim or anything else. QuintTheo did not let him on the show and claimed he was fishy.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

I wish I kept studying game development when I dipped my toes in it a while ago. I would've made "Roach Out" for the SKG game jam where you play as a roach running away from monsters.

It's not too late! Whoever's organizing the SKG jam basically outlawed anything drama-related, but @Pvt. Parts is hosting a Roach-Ware game jam which he has made clear is open to developers of all skill levels.

 

[yt Oliander]

Cardposting tried to get on QuintTheo's stream by live chatting, when QuintTheo asked him for proof of his claims he couldn't provide anything but a Discord screen shot claiming Maldy called for it, but could not put up the claim or anything else. QuintTheo did not let him on the show and claimed he was fishy.

Cardposting should try calling QuintTheo a pedophile, that always works!

 

[errforceonezz]

He often brags about paying his translators well, so he doesn't do it himself. I think he says it's hard to translate the game because he has to put lines in languages he doesn't speak into the huge array and make sure they're assigned to the correct index value. Weird of him to complain about that, since he has also made a youtube short bragging about how the genius array makes localization super easy. I can't find it though, probably deleted it out of embarrassment.
EDIT: I think I found it

(preservetube)

wait so he does the localization entirely in code by defining another giant array?
this guy is seriously a fucking retard.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Also later on in the vid, Shaye is clarified as one of the 2 people who is on the ferret rescue staff, while the clerical person is someone different.

So I believe it is 15 employees. And, this is backed up by a post pirate made himself on april 9th.

Taking care of a kiddie chat on a 4k viewers livestream?
13 people necessary to ban all instances of mana gem.
Taking care of ~70 small wild animals?
Yeeeeah I think one person and a part time worker should be enough.

He has more moderation staff than some game companies have for their discords, maybe it's a control thing. Life would be so much easier if he streamed for 4-8 hours like other people, but that's why he's a lolcow.

 

[Forklift Certified]

even normie(?) site like 9gag shitting on mald
https://9gag.com/gag/aKGK9nb#comment

 

[potato sack]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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aw yisss slipped into mixed

Who is reading this thread more? Mald, sloptubers, or redditors?

if he's reading i commend his self control to not take every single snippet of criticism to show to his discord

 

[Lie Eater]

Cardposting has made another video about Jason, this time about his extreme flaggotry.

Spoiler: Local 'chive

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This feels like Card is bluffing, but at the same time I think the chance that someone inside of mald's discord has definitely leaked all of it already so Card is being as loose as possible because he doesn't want to reveal his whole hand just yet until it's a direct cripple to mald being platformed at all. I think this is why he wouldn't show anything to Quinttheo, because he's cautious that Quint would want to be the one to break the news on it before Card had enough that would warrant youtube needing to do something.

But he should have enough already right? Even I can tell this guy wants to get big off of this, who wouldn't right? Really hope he doesn't let me down

OCD manifests differently depending on the person and yes Mald's explanation sounds like complete bullshit but not because he's a filthy furfag, a compulsion wouldn't just leave you there for hours in an endless loop for no reason while your brain shuts off.

I have a relatively minor case(diagnosed) and it basically manifests as thing you absolutely have to do, for example when walking past my front door I have to open it and close it again to make sure it's closed otherwise something bad will happen. What exactly? I don't fucking know! Maybe someone will break in, maybe my dogs will run away, I just know that something bad WILL happen if I don't do that.

OCD doesn't shut you down at all and that's the biggest indicator that he's lying his ass off. It's more like scratching an itch in your mind on something you must do, like staring at a clock until the numbers are even or rounded down to the exact minute. But mald thinks that claiming he's neurodivergent over desk drawers makes him seem like fucking Einstein because Amazon has a set of mechanical intelligence questions for their warehouse employees based on them. Insane behaviour.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Is he going to change from "First week of every month" to "First half of every month"?