Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
EXACTLY, and it's about fucking time. Melton has been egregious, plus he's been in obvious collusion with Nick the entire time. It's not like they try to hide it.

If Aaron (or Ashley) hasn't looked at the dozens of @daffodils (and sometimes @Folgers Can) chat logs of Nick's comments on NLO from this thread, they're not paying attention. It's clear public evidence. Sadly, Aaron has a habit of not taking anything seriously until it's very serious and he's muddied the waters all over himself.

As for us, the Farms, we can only hope that Aaron withdraws his guilty plea and takes it to trial. It would be so entertaining.

Selfishly, I want to see Kayla on the stand defending any of this nonsense. She needs some accountability for what her husband has done.
ALL OF THIS!
Well put!

Entertaining af, but yes that poor excuse for a mother and human MUST BE PUT ON THE STAND and cross-examined by Turtleboy Lawyers. Did anyone see that shit? THE CALL OUTS in open bold-faced CALLING OUT of a cunt acting like a cunt. IN FULL COURT VIEW!!! Attorney name: Braidle (sp?) (a.k.a. attorney Kick-Ass)

All three of those dumb fucks: Whore wife, Melton and Junkie. Every shitty thing addict has ever said about women and aaron employee Keanu and SP and Aaron. All of it.
Get in on the record.

get that Bodycam
---prove what a trash trust fund family looks like.

And Aaron too on the record for allowing it to go on so long and all shit he did during this a GEN-U-WINE COLON CLEANSE people
 
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I love how Rekieta being a fucking nerd is going to result in Melton fading away into irrelevant oblivion.

Imholte and Melton are both barely-relevant shock jocks who, I think, understood that as long as they could feed off of their “feud” could scrape together just enough donos to avoid getting a real job or being homeless.

Along comes Nick who kicks off a whole chain of restraining orders that results in no one being able to talk about anyone else, all to defend the honor of his wife who was not the subject of his self-described “sexual and extremely romantic relationship” mentioned a few weeks prior.

Kino.
 
this is peak victory.
Also
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lol
Widow's peak victory maybe.
I think Nick actually forgot to learn what "endemic" means. Too busy putting up signs.
Nick needs to quit embarrassing himself with the semiliterate midwit tell of using words he doesn't know the meaning of to show off to people who do.
He's trying to say we're all poor.
Emphasis on "trying" because that's not how "endemic" works. Even if it did work that way, it would still mean only some of us were poor. The rest of us would still be mega-rich chads with bitches dangling off our gargantuan nutsacks.
 
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Same thing Nick did. I wonder if he's Melton's "local representation".
He's not licenced to represent clients. However I wouldn't be surprised if its someone with ties to Nick, willing to give a discount.
Its a shame, I wanted him to pro hac vice in whoever is supporting him with Supertips in Nevada and Delaware.
 
I love how Rekieta being a fucking nerd is going to result in Melton fading away into irrelevant oblivion.

Imholte and Melton are both barely-relevant shock jocks who, I think, understood that as long as they could feed off of their “feud” could scrape together just enough donos to avoid getting a real job or being homeless.

Along comes Nick who kicks off a whole chain of restraining orders that results in no one being able to talk about anyone else, all to defend the honor of his wife who was not the subject of his self-described “sexual and extremely romantic relationship” mentioned a few weeks prior.

Kino.
If Nick robs Melton of his golden cow and I was melton I'd be pissed. Melton would have to make Nick the new focus of NLO.
 
He's not licenced to represent clients. However I wouldn't be surprised if its someone with ties to Nick, willing to give a discount.
Its a shame, I wanted him to pro hac vice in whoever is supporting him with Supertips in Nevada and Delaware.
Boss Baby Barnes is Nevada-ranian.
No way he gives a deep enough discount.
He charged null 5k just to show up to one hearing for 25 minutes.

Please GAWD let it be Boss Baby Barnes.
Aaron needs to add that LOSER calling people including some of his own fans PEEDOFILES as his immediate response to FOIA on addict bodycam. Not crazy AF at all.

DONT FORGET addict n Barnes tried to claim a convicted PDF was a member of KF but as was posted here the PDF was a documented member of REKIETA LAW locals channel a social media platform Barnes helped to publicly promote.

Wonder if DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT Boss Babby local judges and lawyers know how fucked up he really is....
 
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Hopefully AA-Rons lawyer has the @Third World Aristocrat 's video about Pedoltons creepy shit towards AA-rons children ready and loaded for the HRO hearing and all the other evidence some forum on the internet has cataloged for years.
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That's probably what got him the HRO for his daughter against Melton

He didn't get granted one for her against Nick so he had to show something that proved one against Melton was worth it.
 
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He didn't stream last night. I was surprised. He seldom misses an opportunity to take a victory lap.
He doesn't get a dopamine rush from winning any more. He burned out those receptors with cocaine and worse. Now, after a moment of bitter gloating after a "win" that cost him a house and got him busted for felonies, he immediately goes on to seethe and mald about one of the myriad of other problems he's caused for himself with drugs and stupidity.
 
What he has gained can hardly be described in such grandiose terms.
I'm sure it feels like "the world" to Nick, but that is simply a reflection of how warped his sense of value has become.
I agree, and in case it wasn't clear to everyone, I was quoting directly from Matthew 16:26 (See also, Mark 8:26). Jesus is asking a very important rhetorical question there about worldly wealth versus spiritual. You can have some or all of the former, but you ain't got shit if you don't have the latter.

What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, yet lose his soul?

If you're Jewish, I suppose you could look to Psalm 49 for a similar message.

And if you're neither, or an atheist, then... hell... I dunno... just look at the man. Does he seem happy to you? It's like the man is subsisting on pure hate at this point. It's the same reason he keeps playing the Kurt pizza casserole video over and over and over again. Meanwhile, Kurt doesn't even care and is just doing his own thing (successfully, even).

I'll repeat that I unironically would never want to be Nick, and neither should anyone else. He wants to believe people are jealous of him, and to convince others of that, but nobody worth a damn is jealous of Nick. Jealous of what? He's a soulless husk of a man.

Also, his mom isn't gonna be able to send him Petrofac money when he ends up in hell. I hope he realizes that.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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Melton turning on Nick would be the funniest thing if only because everyone else in the corner of the internet willing to acknowledge Nick would almost all ghost him.

Between Melton and Nick, fringe internet weirdos are picking Melton. I don't think Nick is able to handle getting the cold shoulder from a much lower rung than Lawtube.
They already hate Nick and Melton just tolerates him because Nick literally pays him to call in

Whenever he gets on all of Melton's fans get annoyed and demand he be kicked off
 
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Our cerdo furioso local chimes in. ¡Está muy enojado!
No Ralph, mi pequeña chuleta de cerdo gorda, he's not served you, yet. Calm down.
"Aaron is such a pussy" says the pussy who fled the country his daddy gave him and is cowering down in a Third World shithole to dodge prosecution.
 
Did anyone capture it?
No but I was there when it happened.
Melton may be in panic mode and deleting evidence he was tied to restreaming Aaron
So. RealMediaPlayer was sniping (straight up) Aaron for hours at a time since at least March. Most of the multi hour snipes are gone from the channel. I noticed this happening a while ago but didn't post about it on the Farms bc no one seemed to care that much, including Aaron who knew it was happening (he referenced it on STMS). The account is registered in Canada and Melton was ALWAYS there in the chat. This screenshot was from March.
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