StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

Jez's Life Coach said:
but how is logging back into a YouTube account difficulty level "insane"?
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he should've just used his tried-and-true victim complex to blame it on a big tech conspiracy to censor his milquetoast takes.
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He's admitted that he's tech-illiterate. He even asks his fans to do cartoon prompts of himself, because apparently typing a command into a field is harder than commanding mother.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Friend is probably code for shitfaced drunk
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I agree. Given everything we know about Tarl, it is hard to see him as an individual with friendships. His life is a complicated potpourri of drunken, shit-stained tighty whitey backwater rural american antics (the Commanding of Mother at Chasanna for example was probably a particularly epic moment, akin to Moses parting the waters, and actually sounds like a classic Star Trek TNG episode) in concert with: internet peacocking; various leather accoutrements; endless drama with BPD harlots; and a whole facade of delusions to protect an ego that probably resembles the aborted fetus of a beaver.

This guy thinks he's Ronnie Dobbs, forging the American Dream directly from the hot fucking steel of mulleted rural failure. He started out in Rutland Vermont and then took his show on the road to NOLA. But Tarl isn't Ronnie Dobbs. He's just a gay retarded faggot (with no particular offense to gays, retards, or faggots).
 
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C. G. B. Spender said:
Come the fuck on TARL! Even KingCobraJFS can log into his youtoob without problems and he gets more hammered than you, he also has assburgers.
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Tarl is so Boomer that — —

If Tarl had a VCR, it would be perpetually blinking 12:00.

If Tarl had a CD-ROM drive tray, it would be holding his box wine.

Tarl is probably still looking for the "any" key.

Tarl tries to make a call with the TV remote.

Tarl flirts with Siri.

Tarl lights his lighter when his screen goes into dark mode.

Tarl types a double space after his periods.

Tarl thinks that "download" is closeted buttfucking.

When Tarl hears "3.5 inch floppy," he unzips his fly.
 
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Styx's stream on Friday was another weird one. I think he was drunk. He claimed he wasn't and was fully sober, but I don't think so. He didn't even bother to talk about being tired. He seems drunkest to me in streams like this where he slurs his words, has long pauses, acts like he's having trouble catching his breath and keeps opening and closing his mouth while it looks like he's trying to keep his head from flopping around.
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Permanent Resident Cope said:
Styx's stream on Friday was another weird one. I think he was drunk. He claimed he wasn't and was fully sober, but I don't think so. He didn't even bother to talk about being tired. He seems drunkest to me in streams like this where he slurs his words, has long pauses, acts like he's having trouble catching his breath and keeps opening and closing his mouth while it looks like he's trying to keep his head from flopping around.
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Definitely on something. He stopped the stream almost immediately when he realized that he'd forgotten his can of "water." By the halfway mark, he was affecting that godawful, arrogant nancypants voice. He's Drunk Miss Nancy, just like my drunk old sister, Nancy. Except she doesn't sound like a faggot when she gets hammered. "Just sayin'!" <shitty grin>
 
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Notable Clip /w timestamp from Friday LIVE: Antibeauracracy, ICE in California, UK, BBB, etc and other commentary before the Sentencing​

41:01- 45:31 pre clip senator and attorney General divorce coverage (context for next clip)

Tarl warwick covers the "Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and his wife, state Senator Angela Paxton, have announced their divorce after 38 years of marriage. Angela filed for divorce on "biblical grounds," citing her husband's infidelity as one of the reasons for the split." (brave AI summery of issue) Styx thinks that she left him because he was no longer making enough money. Eats bovrite or something on the desk after Styx 666 tells his audience he is not a MRA or migtow, but thinks the dude is getting screwed and then starts telling his audience that at that age, a man needs pills to get it up. How he knows this is anyone's guess. This leads to another clip:

45:31 - 49:56 Styxhexenhammer666 defends cheating in a relationship

Tarl Warwick defends cheating in this clip. Here are some notable Quotes:
"After 38 years of marriage, I would think, you know, one minor infidelity. Uh you just uh overlook it or something like that." - Tarl Warwick
"Look, virtually everyone has cheated. Come on, let's be honest here." - Tarl Warwick
" the majority of people once you reach this age, they've cheated at least once."- Tarl Warwick
Is he talking from family experiences? Is his mother a whore and his father a cuck? I honestly wonder if this is the type of household he was raised in, as that would explain a lot.
It honestly could be mistaken for him talking about his parents without context, but he probably is just defending his shitty behavior in some wierd, lolcow cope.
Tarl Warwick starts arguing with his chat, defending Infidelity as they call him a degenerate and are disgusted by his statements, as he defends CHEATING, calling it natural, and states their disgust and distain means nothing to styx666. His only gripe mentioned:
"It's uh only hypocrisy if you blame the other person for engaging the same behavior now, isn't it?"
After many pauses, some ballwasher gets Styx666 move on from the subject, but another accuses him of being a cuck, which he denies, which is funny, since it could be interpreted as him coping for being a cuck instead of a filthy adulterer.

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Styx has been talking about Oregon Trail II and how he wants to try and stream it. Well, it is an awesome game.
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Tarl Warwick, a political commentator changed his typical setup for a news stream on monday 7/14/2025 and played a video game for his fanbase, and changed his larp for the stream, but he still is wearing glasses.
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It went just as you would have imagined, and, as his streams have just been wasting everyone time since last month:
On Jun 17, 2025(Tuesday LIVE FROM HELL! News and Bantz! stream), since
before his conviction Tarl announced that he would not be hosting links in the descriptions anymore
Timestamp :0:59 , erasing any future reference points of his livestreams that provide context of the livestreams for anyone crazy enough to still be watching them or using them as reference points to past events.

Styxhexenhammer666 has turned into a poor joke. Tarl Warwick's coverage of the Epstein Files, something that should have been taken seriously, is in a god-damn pirate outfit.
Talking about child rapists being covered up by Trumps administration like its just another news article... in a pirate outfit. There was no passionate anger, no morality, just coping about how it looks bad for the GOP and trying to sympathize with why they would do such a thing (biasing a jury was his excuse for why the Files couldn't get released). What the fuck is wrong with this motherfucker? He should be angry that trump is covering up on of the most notorious pedophile ring since there is a chance someone rich and famous could harm his niece and/or a female child in the future if things like this are swept under a rug. I guess I am expecting too much from a convicted Domestic Abuser lolcow, but I can't help but be disgusted.
If Tarl Warwick gets sentenced to jailtime today, he honestly deserves it.
 
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"Um, it's going to be hilarious. My sentencing uh tomorrow via Zoom. Since I'm not TECHnically in the
court, I might dress as a pirate then, too. Maybe I'll record it. Maybe you can see it. That'd be hilarious. Um."



Styx wants to dress like a pirate for his sentencing hearing. I can't imagine how that would look to the judge. It's probably the kind of thing that can take a lenient deal and turn it into maximum allowable penalty. He won't really do that, right? Right? He's correct, though, it would be hilarious.
 
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Laylithe said:
And no, I'll never be silent. I loved you. I loved Tarl. I love many people, but when I choose to love myself you have a problem with it. You've got a lot of problems with me, dude, and maybe you should let it fucking go. Stop making me your scapegoat. Go learn how to live laugh love and stop being such a small, hateful man.
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Dude. I'm 40. I think you're nearing that age. It's about high time you realised the way the world is set up. If you keep finding yourself surrounded by shitty people it means you're the one attracting them.

Like come on - you've gotta be actively looking for guys like that. And it even gets worse - being a doormat is a detriment but not your entire personality. Unfrotunately you also enjoy running around the internet and expecting strangers to be sorry for you. So this is the way your emotionality is wired up. You find guys like that so you can be sorry for yourself later.

You are too old to be this immature. Grow the fuck up, and accept responsability.
 
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Permanent Resident Cope said:
"Um, it's going to be hilarious. My sentencing uh tomorrow via Zoom. Since I'm not TECHnically in the
court, I might dress as a pirate then, too. Maybe I'll record it. Maybe you can see it. That'd be hilarious. Um."

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Styx wants to dress like a pirate for his sentencing hearing. I can't imagine how that would look to the judge. It's probably the kind of thing that can take a lenient deal and turn it into maximum allowable penalty. He won't really do that, right? Right? He's correct, though, it would be hilarious.
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Yes, please dress up disrespectfully at your Zoom call sentencing. To the nines, please, Styx. Get a fake parrot and fix him on your shoulder, brandish a whiskey in a hooked hand. Speak full pirate when addressed by the court. Ask to use the restroom and then storm out of the room so the whole court can hear your peg leg on the wooden floor.

The judge will definitely agree that showing the court and/or victim any respect during the process, by wearing respectable attire, would only be necessary if one were to appear in person.
 
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