Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[Ry-Guy]

Also, he's been showing up on /cow/ lately and it could be trouble. They love their weening. But how do you guys think he'd react to the /cow/ classics of Qurans in the mail or Jehovah's Witnesses visiting?

I'm personally all for it. He's starting to become boring, just repeating the same thing every day. A shake-up is definitely needed.

 

[Positron]

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Wow, it's like a Magritte painting. You can't tell where the picture ends and the picture-within-picture begins.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Apologies if this is a repeat... but it's news to me.

He comes complete with pedovan.


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Did John Bulla watch Jon Lajoie videos and not realize they were satire?

Spoiler: Sex Criminal Fashions

I can't tell if John's "African girlfriend" is a catfish, or just John being delusional as usual.

I suspect a Nigerian scammer. Even though it's probably someone trolling for laughs or for tardbux, part of me hopes "she" would actually arrive in Florida and end up being Thursday Lane in drag. The two would make some crazy fart porn if Bulla wasn't virulently homophobic.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[GS 281]

I read all of Bulla's posts in my head in Cave Johnson's voice

 

[Randall Fragg]

I read all of Bulla's posts in my head in Cave Johnson's voice

Well, shit, I'll never be able to unhear this now.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Whoa.... this lunatic is escalating for sure. I really hope the appropriate authorities are watching him.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

I wonder why he had a business card from someone at the sheriff's office. Continuing with that, did this fucking medical monstrosity have the minerals to refer to any human being as being ugly?

 

[Gullik]

I like how even in the official mugshot he has that psycho the rapist smile.

 

[ANDTHEBEAR]

I don't think I have ever been so fascinated and yet equally disturbed. This man is as genuinely creepy as it comes, and I am shocked he hasn't been banned on Twitter yet. In many ways he reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings because of his diet consisting of almost entirely of raw potatoes and fish, and his sheer obsession with getting his precious China.

...And also that smile...so innocent, yet so fucking creepy. It's like he knows he is a rapist.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I wonder why he had a business card from someone at the sheriff's office. Continuing with that, did this fucking medical monstrosity have the minerals to refer to any human being as being ugly?

John recently did something at the Dollar General Store that caused the staff to call the police and I think John got that card after he spoke to the police about the incident.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

What's the small device above the phone around his neck? Stopwatch? Metronome?

 

[CatParty]

What's the small device above the phone around his neck? Stopwatch? Metronome?

Possibly a stop watch. I've noticed he has a thing about clocks as I've seen four different ones in his pictures. There are two set up in a modified briefcase that kinda look like a homemade bomb

 

[BlueWalls]

What's the small device above the phone around his neck? Stopwatch? Metronome?

It looks like a kitchen timer, the kind that can count up or down.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Just occurred to me that this guy, a schizophrenic, convicted pedophile sex offender, is better at basic living skills than Phil. At least John doesn't expect/demand the rest of the world to cater to his bullshit.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

He also has his trademark assortment of electronics outside!?

 

[AnOminous]

What's the small device above the phone around his neck? Stopwatch? Metronome?

Pedometer. It's broken, though.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

He also has his trademark assortment of electronics outside!?

Nothing says class quite as much as a porch television.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Pedometer. It's broken, though.

Was he required to wear it by the registry?