DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Iron Hamster said:
Phail is a middle unit. He doesn't have a side door nor a curved porch like the side entrances have.
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Middle unit DOES have the curved porch.
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Iron Hamster said:
How is he flying without the RealID?
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Barring going to the DMV, he could have applied for and gotten a passport.


Edit: Beaten to the punch with the listing img.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Imagine how much Kat (Phil’s morbidly obese wife) is eating while she’s by herself in the snort fort.
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There's no way kat could be alone at the house for a whole week, even if Philip left a 2ft tall stack of McDoubles on the kitchen floor. Jasper kitty can't take care of her all by himself. What if she falls on her back and can't get up?
 
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Luigi Mangione said:
Could you imagine being one of the poor souls having to handle Phil's body after death?
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If that were my job I'd tip him a final $1000, may gout rest his soul.

I'd also put up a poster next to his casket saying what he ate for dinner last night so little Derish can still spam asking 50 times about his fucking dinner while everyone else cries hard.

Right before they put the last bit of dirt over his coffin I'll throw in a DVD copy of Scarface.
 
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LongLiveTheKing said:
What if there was a Murder Suicide in the Snort Fort. I am not sure which of the Burnells would snap first, but Jasper be feasting on them fat fucks for a few more days.
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Phil Benoit couldn't get his twig boy arms around his hamplanet wife to do that. Jasper though... :(
 
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DerichLovesSSI said:
Linda died of a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack, you oughta know by now.
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It's funny but also very sad. I hope nothing bad or sad has happened to anyone.

God sneed.

If something bad has happened I'm going to go out on a limb and say this shit may change DSP a lot.


Thanks for stopping by Derish/Linda.
 
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