Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Vic Macedonia]

But honestly, at this point his followers are either people who are so susceptible to cult of personality they stick to their "team" and ignore all other inputs, people who are trusting and eat all of his lies, or people just like him, who are narcissists incapable to admit they committed a mistake and are doubling down. Well, with your residential obligatory schizo as well.

Trannies are very rabid people to have defending you and are just as easy to manipulate especially if you feed them furry fetish slop.

 

[BigPeanut]

You joke, but then there's stuff like this:
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I'd say there's a non-zero chance some "authorizing" is currently going on in the Maldcord.

“Commander thor do I have authorization to rape ferret prisoner #32?”

“Yes janny sergeant, no lube!”

 

[shine forever]

This is more of an autistic aside than anything of substance, but the way Pirate's arms droop down in his facecam always has bothered me. It looks like you could fit a wristband over his biceps. I'm not claiming to be a paragon of physical fitness, or that being obese is a better alternative, but it's just strange to have that boyish of a build in your 30s. See also: Asmongold and Adam Friedland

 

[Sewer Diver]

Based on the various stream clips posted in this thread, Mald is so consistently rude and dismissive of his fanbase I'm baffled that anyone would be a fan of him, let alone give him money and join his Discord. What kind of person pays money to be talked down to by a furry of all things .

To quote Fagtree, it's "Actual fatherless behavior dood".
It's pretty sad people would even consider Jason a father figure since he's a pooner extraordinaire who'll never have children.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

'agender'

"agender" sounds like how Mr. Krabs would pronounce "agenda".

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

This is more of an autistic aside than anything of substance, but the way Pirate's arms droop down in his facecam always has bothered me. It looks like you could fit a wristband over his biceps. I'm not claiming to be a paragon of physical fitness, or that being obese is a better alternative, but it's just strange to have that boyish of a build in your 30s. See also: Asmongold and Adam Friedland

He is fat, his body just distributes fat in a weird way, hence him having weak twig arms.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"agender" sounds like how Mr. Krabs would pronounce "agenda".

This is too relevant.

Also I missed the social blade stuff, seeing him fall off after being overly promoted is great. Its like his own personal streaming bubble popped

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

should i add anybody else?
and are sizes correct?


also now ubisoft log does look better, right?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

should i add anybody else?

If you feel up to it, I think a postal dude with a shotgun or something would be VERY fitting. Or just chilling atop the flag, because I could see that

 

[el gordo]

This is more of an autistic aside than anything of substance, but the way Pirate's arms droop down in his facecam always has bothered me. It looks like you could fit a wristband over his biceps. I'm not claiming to be a paragon of physical fitness, or that being obese is a better alternative, but it's just strange to have that boyish of a build in your 30s. See also: Asmongold and Adam Friedland

the thing that fucks me up about him is how he sits with his elbows pointed towards his ribs. there is 0 back muscle there if thats a comfortable pose

i hate a non athletic regular person

 

[shine forever]

He is fat, his body just distributes fat in a weird way, hence him having weak twig arms.

It's hard to find any somewhat recent video/image of him that isn't captured by his webcam. His camera angle and wardrobe consisting of entirely black graphic tees makes it hard to tell anything. I found a tiktok where he claims to be 180lbs at 6'2' but obviously both of those measurements are probably inaccurate.

 

[Just_A_guy]

should i add anybody else?
and are sizes correct?

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Give us a Kiryu.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Give us a Kiryu.

the fuck he would do?

 

[BigPeanut]

He is fat, his body just distributes fat in a weird way, hence him having weak twig arms.

That’s pretty normal though. I feel like a lot of big fat guys have skinny twig arms, see Ethan Ralph.

 

[Sewer Diver]

That’s pretty normal though. I feel like a lot of big fat guys have skinny twig arms, see Ethan Ralph.

He has that Elon Musk Build, that's why the camera is so high up. You can't see his ginormous gut full of ferret corpses

 

[Nintoddler]

He is fat, his body just distributes fat in a weird way, hence him having weak twig arms.

This. You can see it clearly on that old interview with his real voice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuglRrItr4).

And again, this is an old picture, dude has probably gotten much fatter since then due to his age.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Speaking of his facecam, earlier I thought about clipping this one just as a funny evidence for him planning a cheating gaycation

Doing it now I realized how easily he can read the chat even when his eyes are still in the same "work" region.
I clipped from the moment he starts reading the chat and spots the one he'll read, and he takes some time processing before speaking, thinking gay thoughts.
In the end he pretends to turn his body to the ""work"" area, but his eyes just keep tracking the same chat region right after.

But anyway, this just goes to show how he reads the chat 99.9% of the stream. It's his main entertainment.
Which means, he's probably acting like an ever-increasingly large bleeding asshole to his mods and "staff".
So here's hoping for when one breaks enough to let go of their shitty dental insurance and leak some goods.

 

[StacticShock]

the fuck he would do?

you should be asking what he wouldn't do instead but the image is fine, maybe a DK parrot or spyro i guess at the top of the flag with the tail pointing to the logo... i mean if yous finished then ye, finished and ready to go.

And again, this is an old picture, dude has probably gotten much fatter since then due to his age.

you can look at his stream, his facing is way fatter now but he picks a view angle that hides any semblance of a double chin.

 

[BigPeanut]

the thing that fucks me up about him is how he sits with his elbows pointed towards his ribs. there is 0 back muscle there if thats a comfortable pose
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i hate a non athletic regular person

His forearms are twice as wide as his biceps WTF.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

just to put into perspective how little this shit game actually matters to anyone. Added other solo projects that heartbound has been compared to for emphasis.



sad thing is, even with MILLIONS of views covering the game and mald over the last couple weeks, he still can't break double digit player count. you'd think at least a few people would look at it out of pure morbid curiosity. hell, people have to play the game in order to review it, but the peak player count in the last month is fucking 7 lmao.