Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

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I’ll change the subject. There’s a report out today that Jessa Duggar is clapping back at people who say her family of almost six children is too large.
I’m here to beg her to please stop having children. They are even uglier than the pedo’s kids. Like butt ugly.
 
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brooky said:
What the fuck. Did he go to prison?? Did anyone intervene with the kid?

Like there's child abuse and there's... this.
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This story isn’t actually quite as bad as it sounds. The dude was a professional linguistics researcher who wanted to teach the baby Klingon as a linguistics experiment, but he had his wife speak to the baby in English the whole time so he would still be able to speak a language that normal people use. At around the age of 3 the kid started refusing to speak Klingon or listening to the dad when he spoke Klingon, so the dad admitted defeat and started talking to him in English like a normal person.
 
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often puzzled said:
I regret to inform you that Karissa Collins is pregnant with #12.

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I know it's not unheard of for pure blacks to have blue eyes and blonde hair (there's an island famous for this, I forget what it's called but I'm pretty sure they have almost no european blood. Also obligatory no shit that they're mutts)
But that front child at the very end straight up looks like a white kid wearing shoe polish on their face, lmao wtf.
 
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Flaming_Barghast said:
I know it's not unheard of for pure blacks to have blue eyes and blonde hair (there's an island famous for this, I forget what it's called but I'm pretty sure they have almost no european blood. Also obligatory no shit that they're mutts)
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You're thinking of Solomon Islanders, but the genes causing their blonde hair are not the same as in Europeans, so they do not have a common origin. Also, while those people are dark and have very tight curls, they are descended from East Asians and are more closely related to porcelain skinned Japanese than Africans. Full blooded, pure nignogs never have blonde hair or blue eyes.

Flaming_Barghast said:
But that front child at the very end straight up looks like a white kid wearing shoe polish on their face, lmao wtf.
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The dad is relatively light skinned and has European influences in his facial features, there is no doubt that he is descended from many generations of female slaves who seduced their masters. Not one of his kids is more than 40% African.
 
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Sayer of the N-Word said:
You're thinking of Solomon Islanders, but the genes causing their blonde hair are not the same as in Europeans, so they do not have a common origin. Also, while those people are dark and have very tight curls, they are descended from East Asians and are more closely related to porcelain skinned Japanese than Africans. Full blooded, pure nignogs never have blonde hair or blue eyes.



The dad is relatively light skinned and has European influences in his facial features, there is no doubt that he is descended from many generations of female slaves who seduced their masters. Not one of his kids is more than 40% African.
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I feel like 40% is extremely optomistic. 33% max maybe.
 
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Karissa photoshops/filters/color corrects her children's hair and eyes. According to her, God intended for her to marry a Black husband. You'd think that would mean she would make her children's skin appear darker in photos and video, but she does the opposite.

Karissa is just really, really, really insane, and there's no logic to anything she does. I do worry that her unchecked mental issues could lead her to hurt her children, Andrea Yates-style. Something is very mentally wrong with her, and I don't mean that in a flippant way.
 
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often puzzled said:
Karissa is just really, really, really insane, and there's no logic to anything she does. I do worry that her unchecked mental issues could lead her to hurt her children, Andrea Yates-style. Something is very mentally wrong with her, and I don't mean that in a flippant way.
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Well, she's headed straight for her 12th bout of postpartum psychosis, so we'll see what happens this round. Last time she had to be hospitalized for a week after giving birth at home.

I think we're past a Yates-style meltdown, though, given that her eldest two children are taller / larger than Karissa is at this point and would put up a serious fight to save their own or their siblings' lives. Anissa is 13 or 14, and Andre is twelve.

Karissa might be able to snuff out #12 with relative ease, but the rest of the children are upstairs under Anissa's charge. Karissa had said that she never goes upstairs to where the kids live and has no idea who sleeps where. Whenever she gives birth, the previous youngest child is handed over to Anissa and banished to whatever Lord of the Flies situation is happening at Casa Collins second story.
 
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multiverse said:
Well, she's headed straight for her 12th bout of postpartum psychosis, so we'll see what happens this round.
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Karissa had a miscarriage. tw-karissa-has-had-a-miscarriage-v0-kfyssuolti4f1.webp
Hopefully she won't have the rest of her kids praying life back into this miscarried baby.
 
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Karissa had a miscarriage.View attachment 7443933
Hopefully she won't have the rest of her kids praying life back into this miscarried baby.
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The timing of all this is sus af. When asked if she could be pregnant a few weeks ago, Karissa claimed to be currently on her period. Then around mother's day, Karissa announces she's pregnant with blessing #11. Now she's miscarrying?

It sounds like she's just had two normal periods in a month, possibly one very heavy one in the onset of perimenopause. Peri hormones can throw a dollar store pregnancy test off; JillRod had one of those a couple years back and claimed she, too, miscarried when her normal period was due (and then added that "miscarriage" to her Shine of Miscarriages.) Jill also went to the hospital to play up the severity of her heavy flow.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Do you guys think she’s refusing a D&C because it’s “abortion”? Remember, Karissa is uniquely stupid and ignorant.
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Yes, it is exactly why she's risking death by sepsis.

But the stupidest part of this - because being willing to leave your eleven children motherless can't ever be the top worst thing a fundie mom does - is that there is no fetus. The doctor confirmed that a blighted ovum is what implanted, not a fertilized egg. A d&c for a blighted ovum would in no way be considered an abortion by anyone - there is no "there" there.

But Karissa needs to ignore all medical advice as usual, and is thrilled to be risking sepsis for YAHWAH... not that he asked her to do any of this foolishness. This is all Karissa being stupid and selfish.
 
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