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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 410 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 142 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,636 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,919 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,257
Added other solo projects that heartbound has been compared to for emphasis.
Even risk of rain, which has a 3d sequel and a 2d remake and for all intents and purposes SHOULDN'T have many players anymore, has more.

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This is even funnier when you remember than mald has attempted to make a knock off of that too.

20 year game dev and fuck all to show for it.

did I remind you too risk of rain was originally just a college project of "look I coded something" turned into a game?
 
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What else does an independent artist do to pay the bills? Furfags have a reputation for being the biggest whales.
Non-pooners have a day job. A lot of artists have day jobs so they can usually do their own thing. A good example is musicians; even with the bigger name bands, unless you're Metallica or Iron Maiden or plants like Taylor Swift, most likely you have a "real" job.
 
This is great. The only thing I would say I don't like that much is the size ratio of the characters, but that's it. Everything else is really cool.

Do you work for a Game Studio or something? That looks high quality
I have all characters drawn separatly so i can resize them if any of the dont look quite the size they should be
And no i do this for shit and giggles
 
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What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.
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How do u have the energy to be this upset over the death of an animal that lives for an average of 6 business days. Also i swear literally every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something.
Edit: I actually looked up how long ferrets live and it can be up to 10 years. Mald tricked me into thinking it was more like 10 months.
 
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