hoe_math / Justin Quirici / Justin Careesi - "HISTORY'S MANLIEST HILARIOUS SEX GENIUS", Makes autistic charts, kicked off the cunt carousel, Chubby Chaser, "discriminated" against for being a white male, wants the Bible to be rewritten, COVID RUINED HIS DREAM JOB!

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Apologies for doubleposting, the last post sifting through the Justin Careesi Twitter got long.

I don't seen any acknowledgement from hoe_math himself on his Twitter re: the phonebooking.

But some parody accounts using the Careesi Twitter photos have already appeared in his replies.

Addendum: I now make the connection that the Spooky_hoe-math account with his Halloween 2021 avatar that is spamming Twitter replies with his phonebook bald photo is the same account that dropped the original phonebook over at r/drama.net before nuking.
Any additional photos below are ones posted on Spooky_hoe_math's alog account that weren't previously archived in the thread.



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A few more Careesi comedy promo posters.


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"Very Dennis-coded" (from Always Sunny in Philadelphia) - Glenn Howerton


I can see it.


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Unsourced photo. Unsure if it's legit or AI slop. The strange position of his ring finger on his left hand may lean towards AI.


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Seems his phonebooking dropped at least July 9th. That's when this alog account in the archives starts spamming his bald Careesi photos.



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Are any of the online misogynists actually good looking and tall? I think they aren’t. Right? Hot men are never misogynists unless they get abused and are autistic.

Yeah that’s why it’s so scary. But it is at least reassuring that hot men aren’t like this and that I can stay away from men who are.

Maybe but I’ve never encountered any real misogynists in person except maybe one ex raised in a cowshed in Botswana. Even my guy friends who got indoctrinated believe they love women and don’t behave badly but just started repeating stuff from online content.

Some response to the one Spooky_hoe_math alog spamming Careeci's photo all over Twitter replies.
Apparently Justin's charm doesn't work on all SF women, only the comediennes.
So Jessica Pin, The Daily Show featured women's health activist, can screen out dangerous and misogynist men like hoe_math by simply selecting for hotness. Because extremely attractive men could NOT POSSIBLY have dark triad personalities.
Apparently her friends who were turned to the dark side by hoe_math and the Red Pill guys weren't hot enough either, given they were so corruptible.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

https://justinquirici.wordpress.com/

Edit: The resume sure does sound like him. But wasn't he working as a taxi or uber driver for a few years? That's not on there.

On his still active WordPress site for resume purposes, he has a slightly different resume mentioning "Occasional gig economy work" which likely covers the Uber driving.

 

[CoolFool]

On his still active WordPress site for resume purposes, he has a slightly different resume mentioning "Occasional gig economy work" which likes covers the Uber driving.

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Good find. I am already convinced it's him, his old twitter posts sound exactly like him. At this point I'm just waiting for someone to find something that is undeniable and that his fans won't be able to brush off.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Well, we know why he hides his face: he looks like someone punched dents into a potato, two dents for eyes and one for his cheekbone/chin dip. He looks like Lex Luthor's unsuccessful cousin. He's got Moon Man chin.

I don't usually make fun of apperances, but he's such a catty manchild I can't help but do it. Every publicity photo looks like him trying to be Chris Angel: Mind Freak.

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Prophetic

At least she identified the problem. Sadly, he couldn't correct it.

knew so many soc jus SF female comediennes back in his old life.

He was friends with tons of female and a few male SF left-learning comedians.

No wonder he has a grudge against liberal women. He should go to a Ren faire in a red state and find his dream theater chick.

I'll put more thoughts in later, but this man is a loser, at least in personality. A failed comedian is fine, but blaming it on covid is ridiculous. A man who's failed long term relationships is fine, but he kept going after women he seemed not to be compatible with on a political and relationship level and now wants to make all women pay for the incompatibility of him and San Fran women. His promo shots aren't fun or a headshot, they're "look at me, I'm so cool". He has chronic anxiety or other issues that he set up a screaming room for, yet hates others instead of trying to learn to get along better with them and isolates himself more. Nothing works, nothing is of his doing.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

At this point I'm just waiting for someone to find something that is undeniable and that his fans won't be able to brush off.

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It's likely too inside baseball for the normies, but this fledgling SF comedian unsolicitedly dropping that his "most interesting living philosopher" was Ken Wilber 18 months before hoe_math's viral Tiktok breakout, the father of hoe_math's Integral Theory/Spiral Dynamics/AQQL Levels of Consciousness of framework that he won't shut up about, is that best piece of evidence besides his YT voice match, that I can think of off the top of my head.

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It just so happens that hoe_math is Pearl Davis' guest live tonight on her YT show. It's still live as of this post.

Somewhere back in the thread, there's a clip of hoe_math admitting that he hopes Pearl never flirts with him because at 6'+, she's exactly him type and he doesn't think he could resist. At the start of this interview, Justin admits to being a Pearly Thingz fan for years before joining the Red Pill sphere himself.

YT Link June 3rd, 2025

Here's hoe_math today playing down his Pearl crush. YT Link July 10th, 2025

I'm assuming Pearl wasn't aware of his phonebooking, because she really laid it on thick about how great it must be to be anonymous and rich on YT. And saying she can't believe it hasn't happened yet.

They both didn't address the recent leak. Pearl asked him if anyone has got close. hoe_math mentioned that a family member recognized his voice and called him to confirm.

YT Link How do you stay anonymous - July 10th, 2025

Justin also said that several people from his past life had reached out to him digitally inquiring about his identity, but he left them on read.


Pearly Things commenters taking Ls minutes after the stream ending.

I only listened to the first few minutes of the interview. Most of the answers were same old, same old. Some of his powerleveling though takes on new meaning given the recent leak.

Of note, Pearl asked him about cheating in his personal life. His scorecard was that 17 women he was with were cheating on their partners with him, 3 married. He denied knowing about the infidelity when hooking up in any of the cases,

17 women cheated with hoe_math - YT Link - July 10th , 2025

YT Link - July 10th, 2025, 35min58s

Pearl asks hoe_math if YT fame has changed his dating life. New information here is that he was dating only a single woman in SF for the two COVID years because she kept in touch with him on FB and would invite herself to his place.

Pearl also asks him if he became less attractive as he got older because he went bald. hoe_math skirts the question, which is interesting in light of the myriad of 2019-2022 bald photos in the Justin Careesi phonebook.

YT Link July 10th, 2025, 47m33s

hoe_math reveals in a discussion that marriage is a bad deal for men that Rich Zoomer Girl in the first half of 2024 wanted to get married "really quick". hoe_math was about 50% of the way there, but was "terrified" by the thought.

YT Link July 10th, 2025 - 1h13m06s

In the context of Pearl admitting that she's not more moral than Saudi imported model whores because she was never invited and thus never tested, hoe_math admits that he never took up Michael Sartain's offer from fall 2023 to party with arm candy in Las Vegas even though Justin swung through town. hoe_math was hesitant but still potentially open to future possibilites.

YT Link July 10th, 2025, 1h59m14s

Pearl again knowingly/unknowingly doubles down at the end of the stream that hoe_math is so lucky that no one has seen his face. She talks about being unemployable herself now that her own profile is out there and that at one point she worried about having to get a real job when she was demonetized for YT for 18 months.

Pearl also recounts the "whale attack" getting assault by an obese hater. hoe_math talks about getting death threats online. hoe_math wants to make enough YT money to stockpile "20 years worth of ramen".

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Following up on the potential that hoe_math is lying about the origin of his pseudonym, this is a contemporary screenshot of his Tiktok account sorted by Oldest.

The infamous "Men With No Hoes, Where Are You?" supposed first viral and most viewed vid is nowhere to be found. The oldest vid remaining on his Tiktok timeline is similarly from July 2023 around the start of his channel and is about Thirst Traps & a clip of an Asian girl taking off her panties on camera.

Thus, it's not possible to verify either the claim that his "hoe_math" name is based on a comment on his OG 1st viral TT video, nor that it is his highest viewed video ever by far. Both claims that he repeatedly makes on interviews and live appearances.

But why would he take his most successful video ever down? There are many response videos to the OG video of the woman herself complaining about "Men Without Hoes" still up on TT. hoe_math has also reuploaded the "Men With No Hoes" clip to his YT (on Aug 5th, 2023, very shortly after the OG TT 1st vid), but this doesn't to verify help with the comment or the view claims.


As I speculated in my review of Justin Careesi's abandoned Twitter from Oct 2019-Feb 2022, he has continual communication over the years with a fellow, small profile Arab-as-a-second-language SF comedienne with "ho_grammer" branding on both her YT and abandoned Twitter accounts.

While no direct proof, it seems certainly possible that he borrowed the "hoe_math" branding from his friend's pseudonym. Especially with him taking down the OG 1st viral TT & comments so that his origin story branding can't be factchecked.

Addendum: I would add that while I didn't screenshot or archive them, he had several tweets on his '19-22 X Justin Careesi timeline mentioning that he woke up in the middle of the night & 3 hours later and deleted the only political tweet he ever had at the time that went viral because he "got scared".

Now the timeline itself doesn't fit the TT deletion, but it does fit a pattern with deleting the most successful thing he had ever accomplished at the time. We're talking about a comedian X account with less than 150 followers and ZERO engagement on most of his posts. The little bit of interaction he ever had was the occasional single reply after he posted on his fellow comedians posts.

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[74164978231]

Solid harkonen cosplay.

 

[Kyle Parson]

To everybody reading this who has a Twitter account, just block him, avoid his demoralization posts.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Jesus the voice and cadence is undeniable, it's him.

Motherfucker looking like a hairless cat going around pitching that you can be whatever you want to be and succeed everywhere if you pay money for courses in beetween his full Cluster-B meltdowns. Whatever that weird belief-system shit he's trying to sell now is, it's giving me the Dianetics type vibes.

 

[turnips]

i'm a forever lurker so sorry if i cock this up but i found his standup bit on youtube and wanted to share it before it gets taken down. it starts at 18:36

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there is also a possible confirmation of his lyft career but it leads to a dead link https://x.com/zen99/status/566315945262477312
also proof of fat on page 26 of his high school -> yearbook

 

[Mudkipcorn]

i'm a forever lurker so sorry if i cock this up but i found his standup bit on youtube and wanted to share it before it gets taken down. it starts at 18:36

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there is also a possible confirmation of his lyft career but it leads to a dead link https://x.com/zen99/status/566315945262477312
also proof of fat on page 26 of his high school -> yearbook

It's a 2020 Zoom comedy show, so no surprise that it isn't any good. The guy has some charisma (obviously given his sizable following). He has some bits that, if a friend told them casually, might make me laugh a bit. There is humor there but he clearly doesn't have the ability for standup. And I don't think Corona is to blame.

He does talk about being a hoe and jokes about liking sadistic sex and women being more into kinky stuff nowadays. These didn't go over well.

As for background, it's clear that he was living in California at the time (or had recently moved out). He says his family was 'weak', generally and with regard to mild religiousity in particular. When asked, he talks a bit about getting into esoteric spiritual stuff recently. Mentions being a Thelema cult (Crowley stuff) for two years and is clearly a bit put off when no one asks him to elaborate.

No way it isn't him. Comments show it was discovered more than 24 hours ago. Probably /rdrama's doing but maybe he has followers elsewhere.

 

[notorietus]

HM has decent OPSEC, so we couldn't find out how he looks or where he lives.

A while ago, I looked into this case. A while ago, I reverse searched his emails (hoe_math@gmail.com & hoemath111@gmail.com), and got these results:

Spoiler: extended results

This was back in June 16th when I did this my initial search,

but almost nearly a month later, it turns out rDrama solved who was behind the hoe_math alias! ...but it's a deleted post. (@Islamic Taylor Swift Could this post be recovered? I'd love to know how the conclusion for this 'ox was came up.)

@Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown & @Larry David's Opera Cape did some digging. For instance, they found his twitter posts which show he's a comedian, his extremely weird TikTok posts, and how ghost accounts came up to troll him. To verify this 'ox, @Larry David's Opera Cape found his resume & phonebooked and highlighted it. So let's verify it, here's his resume.

His resume has a phone number: (860) 212-4033. This phone number partial is the exact same for his PayPal & Google:

justinquirici@gmail.com

I checked this email:

I am convinced this is him, considering his resume, and the phone number connections.

3907 Piedmont Ave, Unit 3
Oakland CA 94611
justinquirici@gmail.com
(860) 212-4033

To add to this, Justin Quirici was born on 03/02/1984. He's 41.

 

[WelperHelper99]

So let's verify it, here's his resume.

Imagine paying for a political science degree and becoming a Youtuber. Depressing but unavoidable really. The degree is toilet paper outside a small niche

 

[Slav Power]

mf looks like thin 'cado after 5 years of meth abuse

 

[Lidl Drip]

My predjudices against bald men confirmed once again..

 

[Accidental Racism]

40 and never married
had sex with 120 "people" (not "women" but "people"??)
histrionic as shit

diagnosis: faggot

 

[CoolFool]

I did not see this posted here. The interview link is dead but there's still a picture of Justin and confirmation he was a Lyft driver in San Fran. https://x.com/zen99/status/566315945262477312

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Imagine paying for a political science degree and becoming a Youtuber. Depressing but unavoidable really. The degree is toilet paper outside a small niche

I took a brief look at his WordPress blog.

He wrote for some defunct CT newspaper chains under the wire service names of Reminder News & Journal Inquirer. He has some samples on his portfolio, but I couldn't find any actual surviving articles.

There was a Lauren E. Quirici also credited under some of the same papers, who I assume was a family member who got him in.

His grandmother Alice's obit also confused me as I wasn't sure which of the 4 sets of Alice's children & partner were his parents. There were only two grandchildren listed. I may be mistaken but I believe hoe_math is an only child and had a cousin that trooned out IIRC.

His resume talks about working for a Gubernatorial campaign at some point. Presumably a Dem one in CT. His voting registration in CT I came across was from the aughts.

His portfolio talks about being the sole marketer for a CA company called Terracon, designing their graphics.

He also had some other marketing job where he interviewed the CEO of a ?Geology company and wrote their corporate history blurb.

He also wrote for the Integral Theory Review in grad school. It makes sense why he never revealed his Grad Studies major because apparently it was directly related to his hero Ken Wilber's work.

Digging around on search engines last night, I mostly found his getting minor billing in CA comedy shows between 2018-2023. There was one marquee from Feb 2023, SF Shockfest 2023 which specifically made a note that he had pulled out. This was only 5 months before becoming hoe_math on Tiktok. Presumably this was when he finally got so broke that he quit comedy and went back to CT to live in his mom's rental.

There was a tweet on the Careesi profile I didn't clip around 2020-2021 where someone was razzing him for being a "social influencer" when he seemed to hate Twitter so much with his whining into the void. He countered that he did it because he was making 80k, but there's just no way. He had <200 X followers and no replies to any of his tweets.

All his comedy shows he was hustling to were $8-12 at the door Open Mic type shows in CA where he never got top billing. No way he was making that kind of money even before COVID killed him " dream job". He was always local to CA, no signs of being a road comic.

I also found two local SF comedy podcasts that he guested on between 2018-2021. It seems a lot of the comedians he was hanging out with, particularly the male ones, have left the biz because a lot of their promo social media accounts are dead.

I've been checking the Spooky_hoe_math Twitter account occasionally as well. The main alog, presumably responsible for the r/drama.net OG leak and main X alog, is mostly just spamming the OG bald Careesi leaked photo to anyone remotely hoe_math-adjacent on X.

 

[WelperHelper99]

His resume talks about working for a Gubernatorial campaign at some point. Presumably a Dem one in CT. His voting registration in CT I came across was from the aughts.

Wait, woah now. I've been told this man is BASED. Are... are you saying he worked for LIBERALS? That's not very chudly. LOL.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Wait, woah now. I've been told this man is BASED. Are... are you saying he worked for LIBERALS? That's not very chudly. LOL.

I mentioned it a few times in my OG Careesi Twitter dump tweets, but I was amazed how many shitlib SF comediennes he was bantering with on X both during & after COVID/BLM/Jan 6th, etc.

His old Twitter wasn't quite as unhinged as he is in 2025, but still lots of shitting on Biden, mocking the 'rona, complaining about lockdowns, complaining about pandemic restrictions making him suicidal, pro-Jan 6th stuff.

There are seemed to be some evidence that he was working with some of the SF liberal comediennes in person, hanging out, etc.

If they ever tried to cancel him or give him pushback, I didn't see it. There were a few that did seem to have him blocked because the reply trees were dead to his comments, but I could still go around to view their existing accounts.

At least his online persona didn't show any signs of pretending to be a male feminist or hide his politics AFAICT.