Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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So we can confirm that Claudio…
Wants to rape cats. (including dead ones)
Wants to rape his dad.
Wants to rape his mom.
Wants to rape Red XIII.
Wants to rape chatters in Griffin Gaming’s streams.
Wants to rape other Kiwifarmers.
Wants to rape his Roblox “boyfriend”. (Which is most likely a kid)

Claudio is therapist.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I didn't mean to send that.

Dumbfuck website.


joke. It's not like the relationship would have lasted. Their numbers are falling apart decade by decade, that they are bitterly undergoing the need to accept LE HECKIN' GOYIM!

Too bad for them 2. Because my mom wasn't going to betray their murdered messiah!

Some people say they still wait for totally NOT JESUS to this day!
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Doubt she "dated a Jew". 1752262899288.webp
 
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Goycast Guy said:
Wow that’s a lot of words to cope with the fact that you’re a mutt.
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Mutt?
Like you?

Now that I mentioned stuff, I learned from my mom that the American joos appear to be very... loose lips with people they trust. Therefore, those 2 told her some HILARIOUS stuff.

Tl;Dr:
1. They love cheating! But on what? I won't tell you.
2. They feel stressed out a lot! Gee, I wonder why? Existential dread?
3. (Sob story incoming) THEIR parents aren't exactly willing to spend that much money on them! Le gasp!
4. They celebrate Christmas in secret. (Even doe it's the secular one. So why the fuck do they do it in secret—Oh. Christ-mass. GOTTEM!)
5. They are, unsurprisingly, as racist as @Goycast Guy

I would have added 6 and 7 but that information didn't exactly come from her, or her (((2 exes))).

The 7th being a rather fucking obvious one. But the 6th one being probably the biggest doompill for (((that population))).
 
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If only my grandpa knew (in life) that the Jewish people would have never fully respect him. In exchange, he respected (((them))) after he studied the (((pharisee))) (((Jewish))) culture (totally not done just to check on who the fuck was my mom dating. No sir. No man does that!)

I still have one of my grandpa's bigass Bibles in my studio. Talk about a big protection for that room! Love to see it.

I just remembered something in particular.

Man, I really want to (hand) chop Manuel's throat right now.

Should had read the Talmud, Hermilo. Should had read the Talmud.
 
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I wish I had the time and energy that Claudio has. I’d spend that time writing a 500 page analysis on why kiwifarms is heckin awesome and how Claudio is a lying faggot, he has a whore for a mother, raped a cat, constantly thinks about dick being shoved down his throat tube, and jerks off to 600 mb of cub porn.
 
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