Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle / Serious Trans Vibes Comics / Assigned Male / Candycore Comics / Pastel Sexy Times / WafflesArt - Obnoxious webcomics and horrific porn by a crazy fat pedo troon

No new comics.

Is Billy Labête dead? (rate me rainbows)
He's alive and masturbating in his cave, occasionally adding his defrosted piss-weak seed to the dried up snatch of that pooner "husband" he keeps.

Wishing you the worst of luck, Bill. Now write us a new shitty comic strip; nobody else cares.

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Nah, he just enjoys laying around and doing nothing while his fanbase pays him for doing nothing and reposting the same slop.
 
No new comics.

Is Billy Labête dead? (rate me rainbows)
I know it's been said a hundred times already, but I really am curious about what he's been doing out in the Finnish woods. What exactly is taking up all his time/energy that he's not even bothering to post on social media for weeks at a time? 🤔🤔🤔 Very mysterious...
(Keeping in mind that his livelihood depends on engaging his audience and getting them to donate money or buy his merch...)

Last new comic - June 18th.
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Last tweet/skeet and Instagram post - June 23rd.
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Have YOU seen this MAN? 🤔🔎🕵️‍♂️
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Easy mistake to make. I think they're related...
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I kinda wonder if he's doing anything ~spooky~ out in those rural Finnish woods. It was always sus that he bought that old schoolhouse with the intention of starting some kind of commune for young artists or whatever.

Probably wrong of me to speculate like this, but just sayin'... I would be totally unsurprised if one day the Finnish police arrest him out of the blue, and we learn that he was secretly operating a cult / keeping a sex slave locked up / abusing his pooner "husband" / etc. Something along those lines. He strikes me as the type.
 
I kinda wonder if he's doing anything ~spooky~ out in those rural Finnish woods. It was always sus that he bought that old schoolhouse with the intention of starting some kind of commune for young artists or whatever.
Imagine running across that schoolhouse and seeing that thing and it's cult.
 
Easy mistake to make. I think they're related...
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I kinda wonder if he's doing anything ~spooky~ out in those rural Finnish woods. It was always sus that he bought that old schoolhouse with the intention of starting some kind of commune for young artists or whatever.

Probably wrong of me to speculate like this, but just sayin'... I would be totally unsurprised if one day the Finnish police arrest him out of the blue, and we learn that he was secretly operating a cult / keeping a sex slave locked up / abusing his pooner "husband" / etc. Something along those lines. He strikes me as the type.
It’s getting close to Midsummer. You know what that means in Finland.
 
Midsummer was like 3 weeks ago. And it means guessing how many people drown this year, 2025 it was only 1, and I'm guessing it was not Billy.
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Last tweet/skeet and Instagram post - June 23rd.
Interesting coincidence... 🤔
I fully expect him to show back up before too long, lol. Just fun to speculate about his unexplained absence from the Internet.
 
Interesting theory, sadly in the Nordics Midsummer holliday always fall on a weekend (this year it was 20.6-22.6) even if the true solstice is on the 24th. So if he drowned on a tuesday he would not show up in the statistics. @Temperance
Pretty sure Billy would melt in water, instead of drowning.
 
Too bad we'll never get empirical data on that. Because he's a troon. And troons never bathe.
Its not that troons never bathe, it's that the water rejects them. That's why you never hear about them drowning. They are the only hominid that can safely wash down a bottle of Vicodin with a handle of Popov while sitting in the bathtub. Troons are not hydrophobic; water is transphobic. And now you know why so many of them join the Navy.
 
I kinda wonder if he's doing anything ~spooky~ out in those rural Finnish woods.

I fully expect him to show back up before too long, lol. Just fun to speculate about his unexplained absence from the Internet.

I'm generalising here. In my experience, the rural Finnish are a no-nonsense race. Standard male attire is that of a man doing midnight highway maintenance. Strangers show a poker face akin to that of a Russian (sorry Finns – you do give a friendly smile once we've shaken hands). They like tradition up there, which includes a healthy dose of folklore.

So, my guess is that Billy IS the ~spooky~ thing in that Finnish neighbourhood:-
A pair of creepy trolls move into the abandoned school house. Which is the man and which is the woman? Are you sure? Because his name is Sophie, and isn't Sophie a girl's name?

He speaks a different language with a strange accent. Is that American or French? Some say he grew up in the mountains of Canada.
Neither of them seems to work a job or engage with the community. The big one has stories about baddies out to kill it. Where are these baddies? Who's he fighting?

The children of Juuka will be whispering ghost stories about Billy The Beast for many generations. He's bizarre. Spooky.

As to Billy's continued absence – he's just depressed. I think he's very very depressed.
Think about it. His main goal in life is to transform into a young woman. He's been trying for years, but every time he catches his reflection he sees a fat, ugly, middle-aged man. He can imagine and draw himself as a little girl, but reality is quickly moving in the opposite direction. He's doomed to failure and he knows it. People won't even pretend anymore.

His other stated raison d'etre is to have a child of his own. Okay, trying and failing to conceive a child is a famously upsetting experience. To any Kiwis currently experiencing that feeling of constant loss, you have my prayers.
If Bill was anyone else, he'd have my sympathies too. But we can't trust him not to abuse or psychologically destroy the poor kid. Billy and the pooner have deliberately harmed their endocrine systems. Sex in the Labelle household doesn't look like procreation – it's a game of shitting into an adult-sized diaper and spreading the mess over his buttcheeks. Does he even know how babies are made? He thinks he's the woman in the marriage, ffs.

If the black dog is what's keeping Billy down, I hope it eats him. It's what the spooky creep deserves. I don't think that's an unfair opinion.
 
As to Billy's continued absence – he's just depressed. I think he's very very depressed.
Think about it. His main goal in life is to transform into a young woman. He's been trying for years, but every time he catches his reflection he sees a fat, ugly, middle-aged man. He can imagine and draw himself as a little girl, but reality is quickly moving in the opposite direction. He's doomed to failure and he knows it. People won't even pretend anymore.
That’s part of it. He will never be the cute teenage girl seducing 13-year-old boys. But I think it’s also that he’s become irrelevant. He’s been overtaken by the likes of Erin Reed and Big Al Caraballo. They in turn have been overtaken by the troon discourse shifting towards indifference and disgust. Who gives a shit about Billy’s take on an event two weeks after the fact when there’s been a hundred TikTok videos and memes in the meantime.
 
That’s part of it. He will never be the cute teenage girl seducing 13-year-old boys. But I think it’s also that he’s become irrelevant. He’s been overtaken by the likes of Erin Reed and Big Al Caraballo. They in turn have been overtaken by the troon discourse shifting towards indifference and disgust. Who gives a shit about Billy’s take on an event two weeks after the fact when there’s been a hundred TikTok videos and memes in the meantime.

Very true. His ranking has slipped.

Billy's not one of the big men anymore. He is a less important troon than Anthony & Big Al. He's not even a Colin "Katy" Montgomerie anymore.
He could be, though. He could regain his VIT status, if he drew a couple of comic sketches per week/month.

C'mon Bill. Give us some content, you bastard.
 
That’s part of it. He will never be the cute teenage girl seducing 13-year-old boys. But I think it’s also that he’s become irrelevant. He’s been overtaken by the likes of Erin Reed and Big Al Caraballo. They in turn have been overtaken by the troon discourse shifting towards indifference and disgust. Who gives a shit about Billy’s take on an event two weeks after the fact when there’s been a hundred TikTok videos and memes in the meantime.
I don't know how irrelevant he is, the marriage equity seal re-post from June 23rd currently has 51k likes, 2k comments and 16k reposts. Those are not small numbers and that was a years old meme. If he needed asspats and validation, he knows very well how to get them without contributing anything new. I genuinely believe he's just lazy. His needs are fulfilled so he is going to do the absolute bare minimum, which is honestly understandable. I have a friend with a moderately successful business that could be making him a mint but he does not want to grow for the simple reason that he's fat and happy. I really think that's where Billy is right now. He has a house, plenty of time to masturbate, exabytes of porn and the adoration of his degenerate peers. His cup runneth over.

It will be telling to see what happens when his engagement finally drops. His online friend and fellow Rat King alumnus Rhys McKinnon was in a similar situation in 2022, and he chose to cut expenses and move in with his mother over doing the small amount of work necessary to keep the gravy train rolling. His work never had the reach of Bill's, but Rhys was still once the featured guest on an episode of The Daily Show. I guess it all depends on how far Bill can coast on his previous work. Rhys has a mother with a nice house in an expensive suburb of Vancouver. Bill has literally nobody willing to take him in. For that reason I believe we will see more output once his reposts lose momentum but that will depend on how inexpensively he's willing to live and how many hours a day he needs to dedicate to masturbation. I do not believe depression plays any part in his decision-making one way or another, he is simply too deluded.

Bill does not see a fat man approaching middle age on the rare occasion when he looks in the mirror; instead he sees Stephie in the flesh. He never wanted a kid and I doubt he even fucks his pooner wife. That story was just an easy lie to put money in his pocket with zero effort. He wants a hard dick shooting HIV into his butthole and no amount of testosterone will ever allow his wife to do that for him. I'm certain that at the end of the day, we are currently getting less material from Bill because his time is better spent jacking it to child porn. I do not think he is even capable of depression. That would require a level of self-awareness of which he is simply incapable.
 
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I think part of the problem is that Billy is approaching middle age but an even bigger problem is that his audience is also approaching middle age... or past it like a sudden exit on the freeway.

His schtick is built for Boomerbook.

>Spout a platitude
>Get updoots
>NPCs hit share
>100 granny trannies pledge you $50 a month.
>PROFIT!

Who is his target audience?

Who is he writing for?

He wants his audience to be the world of Daria Morgendorfer, only underage troons, but for most of his ideal audience, that's their parents at best and their grandparents at worst.
 
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