Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Dysnomia]

Sarah loves this victim complex more than anything. So she's going to write about a jobless and sexually abused short, probably fat, 2000s mallgoth/emo looking futanari creature with an unimpressive cock who can only dream about having sex with a hot but somehow also average girl, and even in zir's dreams, zhe has to bind its titties down. But hey, it has a hairy(???) and boning(?!?!) pecker that's REAL and ready for action! Maybe "real world" Vanitas doesn't even have a dick either just like Ashton, and only in "his" dreams "he" is all male except for those "hated mounds." I'm probably putting more thought into this bullshit than Sarah does herself.

Vanitas has to be Pixy in all her grory. Save for Vanitas having a real dick. Although with Pixy's delusions she probably sees it as 100% accuracy. I'm confused as to whether or not Vanitas has a real penis when he's awake. The writing is so bad and all over the place. Even in her dreams she can't be the "man you will not harm" that she skinwalks. Her fantashii is weaksauce. Her entire male persona is paper thin and poorly thought out. She should just drop it already. She's never been more miserable.

Her selling her mother’s belongings is making me MATI. That’s incredibly dark, no matter how shitty of a parent she was. This really brings into focus to me that Pixy has zero empathy, which should have been obvious. I wish she had a sister to beat her ass for it.

If Debbie dies then everything will be on ebay before the body is cold. Gotta fund that cosplay!

Imagine the jelly if Pixy had a sister who was thinner and prettier and had 200% more responsibility and common sense. Pixy is free to do what she wants because either her dad doesn't know or has emotionally checked out of the scene. He could be a widower soon so he has that on his mind. Pixy needs someone outside of her parents to knock some sense into her. But there's no one there. She's free to be a selfish sack of lard all she wants.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And this is a multi-chapter fic.

That makes it even worse. I get it that you want to describe how they're dressed but you need to make it organic to the story. Make it feel like you're telling us Vanitas wears red and black because it's necessary. Like have Aqua comment on it saying something like, "still wearing the red and black outfits. I have to say it works on you" or something like that when she first sees him / her / whatever. But no it's always, "Vanitas wore this and this and his hair color was this and he always wore colored contact lenses".

It's pointless.

Her fantashii is weaksauce. Her entire male persona is paper thin and poorly thought out. She should just drop it already. She's never been more miserable.

Her fantasy is exactly what I'd picture a teenager writing. It's always a self-insert but Pixy can't imagine her life as being anything other than her actual life.

She has boobs so Vanitas has boobs.
She has a stomach penis so Vanitas has one but externally.
She's short so Vanitas is short.
She's a man and you will not harm her so Vanitas needs to be the one in charge.

A real fantasy would have her larping as somebody who's her masculine ideal. And so far it's a fucking twink. That's pretty sad.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I totally forgot about that. All of Pixy's retardation is starting to blur together. Kami-sama! Help!

I wonder why she brought the neck brace back to her Vanitas fantasies. Is the foot not enough? How pathetic does he have to be? He's already an emo manlet with tits. Give the guy a break. It's just so ridiculous.

Gallons of bladder juice have poured over this woman in the past. Guaranteed. She's pretty fixated on it as of late. I don't even think she likes Aqua. She just fixated on her as "Classic Pixy by proxy". A slutty fuckdoll to aim sperm and urine at. Vanitas is a amalgamation of Pixy's whiny victim complex and all of her gross fuckbuddies. We're getting a much bigger peak into her mind than we may have realised.

With apologies to Viago from What We Do in the Shadows, this is all I can see when I see this picture

Now if you have the stomach to read this trash you will notice that Aqua is wearing Candy perfume by Prada. Well isn't that interesting?

Her selling her mother’s belongings is making me MATI. That’s incredibly dark, no matter how shitty of a parent she was. This really brings into focus to me that Pixy has zero empathy, which should have been obvious. I wish she had a sister to beat her ass for it.

Her referencing the perfume her Mom used for the woman “she” is fucking with in her smut fic adds another layer of gross to it. Her selling it behind Deb’s back adds yet another.

Pixy’s always lacked empathy for others if the way she treated her father during her OG secret Japanese arc shows anything. She’s really been ramping it up in the past year between how she’s using and selling Debbie’s property without permission or trying to throw Yuki out of the house because she didn’t want to clean a litter box. To think people used to want her to get better before she pissed away what goodwill she had by being such an unlikeable, unsympathetic bitch.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

With apologies to Viago from What We Do in the Shadows, this is all I can see when I see this picture

Viago might have been a lot of things but a sped wasn't one of them.

On a completely separate note that movie was hilarious. The TV show? Less so.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Viago might have been a lot of things but a sped wasn't one of them.

On a completely separate note that movie was hilarious. The TV show? Less so.

Viago was also friendly and accountable to the point he set up group meetings for his housemates. I just can’t help but picture him trying to obscure his fangs to not frighten people when fanged Pixy is looking like a doofus.

I enjoy the show, although I’m glad it ended when it did. Quality began sliding starting season 4.

The first ten or so minutes of the movie are on YouTube. Sometimes will put it on because I feel like it. I laugh so hard I cry every single time because the intro is that good. That movie is a gem.

 

[Vampirella]

Her referencing the perfume her Mom used for the woman “she” is fucking with in her smut fic adds another layer of gross to it. Her selling it behind Deb’s back adds yet another.

What the ever living fuck. Are we going to have another mother fucker saga on our hands.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What the ever living fuck. Are we going to have another mother fucker saga on our hands.

Good God, I hope not. I really want to hope that it’s similar to how she will suddenly worry for a minute about turning into a hamburger because someone mentioned hamburgers near her. Like she simply still had Prada Candy on the mind while typing the latest chapter to her smutty skitzobabble. The Chris Chan parallels are numerous enough as it is. Motherfucking really doesn’t need to be another one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I enjoy the show, although I’m glad it ended when it did. Quality began sliding starting season 4.

I never made it past the first few episodes because it didn't feel the same as the movie. There were some great bits though like the guy going to a store to find decorations to put up and misunderstands what "crepe" paper is and keeps referring to it as "creepy" paper. That and Matt Berry is always great.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Vanitas wore this and this and his hair color was this and he always wore colored contact lenses".

There's something amusingly bent about Pixy wearing colored contacts to make her eyes look like Vanitas from the game, and then fic-Vanitas wearing colored contacts to look like... Pixy cosplaying himself, I guess.

 

[NationBaitin]

Good God, I hope not. I really want to hope that it’s similar to how she will suddenly worry for a minute about turning into a hamburger because someone mentioned hamburgers near her. Like she simply still had Prada Candy on the mind while typing the latest chapter to her smutty skitzobabble. The Chris Chan parallels are numerous enough as it is. Motherfucking really doesn’t need to be another one.

Not a hamburger, but we're going down the path again.

 

[grimacefetishist]

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A pizza garbage?

 

[Breadbear]

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I swear to God, she gives me a headache. I wonder what electrical misfire lead to this one.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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She's a pizza now and not a hamburger?

I'm getting flashbacks all of a sudden...

 

[Phouquehead]

I got too curious what the comments were on her latest cry for attention.


I love how she cycles through all these well-meaning normies she meets in town or in FB groups. Watch them unfriend or just ignore her after a couple months.

Spoiler: More Zuccbook slop

Yeah, ok. CBD doesn't do that shit. Too many McDoubles might, though.


STFU and stop pretending you have chasers because you fucking don't. Being trans is your fetish.


What are "rich clothes" in Sarah's mind? She would ruin them anyway with her girth, stench, food and paint stains. I can't imagine her doing laundry properly either, so these nice clothes would probably get destroyed that way too.

Finally seeing her FB firsthand is eye opening. There is nothing masculine about her at all. She is simultaneously an old cat lady who bitches about being sick, poor and alone all the time and an overgrown little girl fixated on kids stuff like Pokemon and Sonic. Throw in the occasional tranny sympathy post and toilet meme, and it's a wonder why anyone adds this bitch as a friend since everything's public now and anyone can observe her insanity.

 

[Vampirella]

Not a hamburger, but we're going down the path again.

Maybe someone told her her skin looked oily as shit and she has a pizza face? I'm grasping at straws here, I can't even remember the last time I heard someone called another person pizza face.

 

[Dysnomia]

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Her charger is probably buried somewhere under the trash pile that is her bedroom. Get to cleaning and maybe it will turn up. I think those are stickers from people who feel bad for her since she's mentally ill. But she'll chase them away when they try to be nice to her.

Maybe someone told her her skin looked oily as shit and she has a pizza face? I'm grasping at straws here, I can't even remember the last time I heard someone called another person pizza face.

Could be. Her skin is pretty bad because she's so gross. She could have also seen a pizza ad while having a crazy spell. She takes everything literally. Like that classic "I'm not grace" thing.

I got too curious what the comments were on her latest cry for attention.
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I love how she cycles through all these well-meaning normies she meets in town or in FB groups. Watch them unfriend or just ignore her after a couple months.

Spoiler: More Zuccbook slop

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Yeah, ok. CBD doesn't do that shit. Too many McDoubles might, though.

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STFU and stop pretending you have chasers because you fucking don't. Being trans is your fetish.

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What are "rich clothes" in Sarah's mind? She would ruin them anyway with her girth, stench, food and paint stains. I can't imagine her doing laundry properly either, so these nice clothes would probably get destroyed that way too.

Finally seeing her FB firsthand is eye opening. There is nothing masculine about her at all. She is simultaneously an old cat lady who bitches about being sick, poor and alone all the time and an overgrown little girl fixated on kids stuff like Pokemon and Sonic. Throw in the occasional tranny sympathy post and toilet meme, and it's a wonder why anyone adds this bitch as a friend since everything's public now and anyone can observe her insanity.

I wonder what this "almost dying" amounts to. Owwie foot? Hurty tummy? Sniffles? She may actually not realise that she's not gonna die so easily. Although with her diet and weight she really should be on the lookout for signs of the beetus.

Well she died complain about being sent dick pics awhile back. But whether that was a troll or she just saw a porn ad while shopping for a new strap-on we'll never know. When she's very delusional everything is game. She's gonna die. She's pizza. She's a basketball. Someone keeps hitting her. Anyone's guess is good enough.

What does she want? Armani? Does she think if she wears expensive clothes she will be seen as a man? Just wear what you can afford. No one but bougie people care about clothing labels. If she had more sense she'd be one of those fake rich bougie poor people walking around in Chinese knockoffs while making fun of other people for shopping at Walmart. Instead she just mopes about thrift store clothes and why she can't be rich.

 

[Haloperidol]

Anyone who’s skipping the fics is missing out, every single one has made me belly laugh.

Well we’re married and you know we discussed this. I want you. I want you to use my body. We’re married.

He hated having a hot dong coupled with his chest.

How big her soft ass was in the kitchen air

He couldn’t help but look at her soft. Pale belly. Wondering what could happen with his jizz. Mmmm.

Vanitas screamed and moaned out, calling her dirty names like bitch and hoe and hoochie and skank.

Passion!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Anyone who’s skipping the fics is missing out, every single one has made me belly laugh.





Passion!

The longer this goes on the less I'm inclined to believe Pixy has ever had a normal sexual partner.

 

[VisceraNexus]

The longer this goes on the less I'm inclined to believe Pixy has ever had a normal sexual partner.

It's gotta be 1/3 shit she's heard from partners, 1/3 shit from typical degrading hentai, 1/3 shit from her mom. I know we go back and forth on the issue of her mom, but we've seen the things she would say about Pixy on Facebook and that was only what she said in public, who knows what kind of talk she kept private.

 

[VinegarPussy]

When she's very delusional everything is game.

She’s having a litter of puppies.