Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Alright....why the fuck does it seem like Aaron phoned it in on Nick's HRO but this one for Melton seems pretty well thought out?

This is just a guess but the different form used and different writing style could be a throwback to that time he teased on October 20th about some "great conversations" while he "dropped his children off" about "a lot of clips and a lot of screenshots" that "judges... are going to love to see," combined with that time he teased on October 27th that he got a "call from an attorney" that he "wasn't on the bad guy side of" who needed to schedule for Aaron to be "interviewed" for "two hours" in support of something that "client so-and-so is doing."

Everybody of course took those to mean that his first ex-wife Ashley and her husband had retained an attorney to pursue an HRO against MAPton on behalf of the daughter and that the process got far enough along for the attorney to interview Aaron for purposes of compiling and contextualizing exhibits and perhaps also to prepare an affidavit of his recollections in support of Ashley's petition. After that late stage there has been no movement ever since, leading to some speculation that perhaps some sort of pre-petition demand got Melton to reach some sort of private agreement eliminating the need for a petition, or perhaps the costs involved or low odds of success on the merits got Ashley to just back down altogether.

Since that time, when the aftermath of Aaron's sentencing hearing got him trigger-happy about HRO options again, it makes sense that he would have drafted the petition against Nick on his own using some random online form because he himself said that at least one lawyer he talked to about it months ago advised against it due to the low odds of prevailing, whereas the petition against MAPton may have already been drafted by Ashley or her attorney and was sitting there gathering dust because she didn't move forward with it.

From there Aaron would have just had to ask her or the attorney to send over the unused draft, or perhaps he already would have had it after having been asked for feedback and revisions back in the day, but in either case all he would have to do is pick up where they left off by swapping out his name for Ashley's, deleting any reference to the attorney in the draftsman's statement and signature block, adding a few other tweaks more specific to him being the new petitioner who has more direct history with MAPton than Ashley had, and filing it. At least that way all the hard work back in October wouldn't have to go to waste, but it still will go to waste if he doesn't fucking lawyer up already for whatever good it might do at the hearing. Even if there's no chance of an attorney preventing dismissals on the merits, just the sheer financial risk of Nick's open threats to pursue Rule 9 sanctions, without more, make any thought of a pro se appearance utterly insane at this point.

ETA:

ETA:

Here's a few more gems from this morning before the snipe got deleted:






Even though MAPton setting up a streamsnipe for others to make their own commentary stands next to no chance of ever being prosecuted as an "indirect contact" violation, for purposes of the hearing it's at least not a good look to foment or even platform such a vile culture of harassment-by-proxy when it would have been so easy to just lay low for two weeks. Tsk tsk...

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Coupla questions here:

1. How does a MN attorney represent a NEV resident in a MN district court? Or is it a federal court?

2. Soooooo Melton could wind up paying for Rekieta legal fees due to joint n several liability with their TRULY GENIUS MOVE to co-defend a harrassment HRO, right? Actually, Melton is likely paying for rekieta representation right now even? OMFG I love this arc.

3. Just the fact Melton will need to defend his creepy CUPHOLDER comments AND Nick will need to defend HIM knowing about a. Cupholder like comments and b. Being ok with those comments and c. Still flying to hackamania AND going as a group with melton to Aaron haunts AND inviting Melton to stay the weekend in his home with 5 kids in it

4. Did I mention, GREAT idea, this joint representation

5. Move it Heidi or Wentzell court

1. I've had attorneys in the US when not a resident or citizen of the US. Ideally you want a lawyer in the same state you have the action. In my case it was related to patent wars. Out of state lawyers can do it, but it requires a "pro hac vice", kinda a petition to the court for permission, plus I think a MN lawyer will need to sponsor it. If this is sounding more expensive it's because it is. Plus you'd want someone knowing the state laws and statutes, along with case history.

2, 3, 4. Come to think about it, it's a good move by Aaron to do against both and loosely tie them together. The Melton content might influence the decision against Nick. Plus...picking the same fucking lawyer is a tacit admission of coordination.

One thing you learn watching Lolcows is they somehow manage to snatch losses from the jaws of victory. They consistently make the wrong choices.

Take Nick. That mofo went on stream to moan about his lawyer not challenging probable cause. His lawyer also didn't appeal correctly. The state had no fucking idea what he was even trying to claim in his initial Frank's motion because it was so poorly written. Yet....? Sure, let's use him in the HRO. Better yet, recommend him to Melton, to make sure the Judge absolutely knows we work together.

If you wanted someone to represent you in a MN court they would have to be an MN licensed attorney, regardless of where you live. Melton and Rekieta retaining the same lawyer to deal with their respective HROs does not entangle them or their cases in any way. They are separate HROs, and thus separate cases, whomever is representing them makes no difference.

Is it the same Judge? I mean, if the same Judge sees the same lawyer representing two people and the HROs make clear they are in cahoots, it might not legally entangle them, but that has to make some connection in a Judge's head.

 

[Melty Butter]

Everybody of course took those to mean that his first ex-wife Ashley and her husband had retained an attorney to pursue an HRO against MAPton on behalf of the daughter

Interesting. As a human matter, connected to this...

Two weeks ago, Aaron went camping with ASHLEY and their kids and his parents. (I LOLed. I mean, I'm glad he has a good relationship with his ex, but really? This sounds terribly awkward. He made jokes about it too.) I'm unclear if Ann (aka Slam Piece) or Ashley's husband was there.

POINT: He came back saying that he'd had an epiphany of some kind and it gave him peace. I took that to mean this would all be going away. I was wrong: He then he proceeded to file two HROs.

Nick was watching closely and accurately (imo) said that Aaron's epiphany from the camping trip was that he was going to go nuclear (I'm paraphrasing). I think that there was something of an "intervention" (not drug related) about Melton and Nick. Aaron smartened up.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

If you wanted someone to represent you in a MN court they would have to be an MN licensed attorney, regardless of where you live. Melton and Rekieta retaining the same lawyer to deal with their respective HROs does not entangle them or their cases in any way. They are separate HROs, and thus separate cases, whomever is representing them makes no difference.

At the moment there's nothing automatically disqualifying for their lawyer wrt conflict of interest but it's definitely a situation where such a conflict could and is fairly likely to arise at some point.

 

[AnOminous]

1. How does a MN attorney represent a NEV resident in a MN district court? Or is it a federal court?

By having a license to practice in Minnesota, since it's a Minnesota court. He'd need to get a Nevada lawyer if it somehow results in Nevada problems (even if he continues to use the retarded Barneswalker in Nevada he would have to retain local counsel for the Barneswalker to get pro hac vice status to practice temporarily in Nevada).

POINT: He came back saying that he'd had an epiphany of some kind and it gave him peace. I took that to mean this would all be going away. I was wrong: He then he proceeded to file two HROs.

I wonder if Ashley tard wrangled him and demanded he do something about the fat, greasy pedophile sexually harassing their children.

Having said that, I could see a normie judge being pretty weirded out that they BOTH went to Stoney's, the boxing place, etc.

Don't forget literally throwing a public event and charging hundreds of dollars to a cult of weirdoes so they could look at topless pictures of some dude they hate and worship a refrigerator. We're kind of jaded here about incredibly bizarre people and their lolcow behavior, but any normie is going to wonder what the actual fuck is wrong with these people.

 

[parsnip]

What's the point of fighting an HRO? I understand for Melton he's going to lose the main topic of his show, but other than that...doesn't it make a person look like a crazy stalker when someone asks a judge to force them to stop contact and they go "NO I should be able to bother this person!"

 

[AnOminous]

What's the point of fighting an HRO? I understand for Melton he's going to lose the main topic of his show, but other than that...doesn't it make a person look like a crazy stalker when someone asks a judge to force them to stop contact and they go "NO I should be able to bother this person!"

Because otherwise you're living in a contempt trap where even the slightest misstep could land you in jail. Because the person frivolously filed a restraining order against you to stop your legitimate First Amendment rights and shut your criticism of them down. Because the person is an absolute lunatic who is actually harassing you and will use the restraining order to keep harassing you if you don't fight it, and possibly even get you thrown in jail over made-up bullshit.

Just saying there are times it makes sense.

Also depending on the RO you could end up deprived temporarily or even permanently of your Second Amendment rights, depending on the jurisdiction, the circumstances, and the ultimate outcome of the case.

 

[Phillip Green]

Karl from WATP is misappropriating our lingo. He claims making public harassment filings is "gayops".
New Zealand Pajeet is claiming "Aaron is at best, filing this wrong and the judge will think he is dumb, at worst, getting perjury charges." I wonder which child-dosing cuckold he got that idea from.

For those that don't know, Karl's career started off in the marketing department for eBaum's World. Clumsily stealing things from the wider Internet to repackage for profit is core to his malformed little soul.

I thought meltonites believe that posting one's kids to the Internet is a bad idea?
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Why (aside from the visible extra chromosome) do these mouth breathers always ignore Null's advice on the signup form?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Man with mummy's >$10,000,000 trust beats man with basically nothing in a lawsuit by delaying things ad infinitum.

Yeah what a win. Enjoy the six digits drained from this >10 million, dipshit.

Also this won't un-ten-times-cut-off in hair follicle test your daughter.

This is the key takeaway. The ultimate damages award from a trial (or Nick simply paying Monty whatever he asked for in the initial demand) probably would have been 1/10th of the amount that Nick ended up spending on attorney's fees at best, not to mention the cost of the chain of events that it kicked off. Thus attorney Schneider has fulfilled his role as the alternate universe Michael Snyder in advancing and fulfilling the omen of the Sonichu curse.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the key takeaway. The ultimate damages award from a trial (or Nick simply paying Monty whatever he asked for in the initial demand) probably would have been 1/10th of the amount that Nick ended up spending on attorney's fees at best, not to mention the cost of the chain of events that it kicked off.

It's disappointing and ultimately reflective of the deep flaws in our legal system (it would be dignifying it to call it a justice system at this point). However, Nick had an opportunity to show he is an actual man and not a filthy creeping worm by just admitting it was wrong to get drunk and falsely accuse someone of being a pedophile.

He chose to spend hundreds of thousands just not to be able to sack up and admit fault where fault was obvious. He spent hundreds of thousands to advertise himself as a completely worthless scumbag piece of shit who did exactly to Monty what Vic's accusers did to Vic.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's disappointing and ultimately reflective of the deep flaws in our legal system (it would be dignifying it to call it a justice system at this point). However, Nick had an opportunity to show he is an actual man and not a filthy creeping worm by just admitting it was wrong to get drunk and falsely accuse someone of being a pedophile.

He chose to spend hundreds of thousands just not to be able to sack up and admit fault where fault was obvious. He spent hundreds of thousands to advertise himself as a completely worthless scumbag piece of shit who did exactly to Monty what Vic's accusers did to Vic.

What will happen first:
Nick overdoses and terminates himself or family in a drug psychosis episode
Mommy runs out of money to shield the malevolent demon she birthed and nurtured all its life

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Montagraph: "Mr. Rakita won..."

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Montagraph: "Mr. Rakita won..."
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He is kinda true. The cokestream happened largely because Nick lost his appeal and you can pretty much link everything since then to it. If you wanted to be generous, you could say Monty cost Nick a house, 6 figures in legal fees, 5 years probation and a tanked career.

I say generous because Nick was on the path before Monty.

Yes, though, a hell of a W Nick.

 

[thebigdream]

That means its Francis White aka "Barneswalker".

Melton legit is just taking marching orders from Nick hahaha, this is the same lawyer that failed to challenge probable cause in the Omnibus hearing. This is the same lawyer that Nick resents because he wouldn't let Nick do what he wanted and attempted a real (if failed) legal strategy.

White's only value as a lawyer is that he's so bumbling and poorly spoken that he might, like a room full of monkeys using typewriters, chance upon a sound legal argument, or at least bewilder the judge into assuming one exists.

Reading any transcript where he talks at length makes me want to donate a bottle of scotch to the poor court writer.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Probably a chav or Welsh. I always wanted a nemesis.

Tongues of fire on Idris flaring,
News of foe-men near declaring,
To heroic deeds of daring,
Calls you Harlech women.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Could be worse. Her nemesis could be a pajeet or a Paki living in the UK.

Or Quebecois. That would just be insulting.

 

[BathTubShine]

There is absolutely no way Aaron will win this. He is an openly racist, openly womanizing public figure.
He had a news worthy event happen in his life and it was reported to those that may care. Along with visits to locations Aaron advertises on his show. None of this is illegal or even pushing a boundary.
It’s like Kim Kardashian saying Vogue is STALKING HER! They talk about her kids negatively and wait for her outside restaurants she’s at. Where is her HRO?

lmao, neck yourself pedoguard

 

[Oxyjen]

At the moment there's nothing automatically disqualifying for their lawyer wrt conflict of interest but it's definitely a situation where such a conflict could and is fairly likely to arise at some point.

Let’s hope so.

Congrats to Aaron for finally wising up and getting these restraining orders.

This is extremely off topic, but I must persist: what episode of Kino Casino did Ashton say "BALLDOCLAP!"?

Balldoclaat?

https://youtu.be/mFNn_Ef_G4M

45 minutes ish

Still a solid gold episode.

 

[AltisticRight]

There is absolutely no way Aaron will win this. He is an openly racist, openly womanizing public figure.
He had a news worthy event happen in his life and it was reported to those that may care. Along with visits to locations Aaron advertises on his show. None of this is illegal or even pushing a boundary.
It’s like Kim Kardashian saying Vogue is STALKING HER! They talk about her kids negatively and wait for her outside restaurants she’s at. Where is her HRO?

A quick look at your Reddit and Twitter reveals that you've posted photos of what appears to be your family and children. Let it be known that your fat paedophile edaddy Patrick Melton would have no problem calling them a cupholder that he could wear as a pink sock. This is the man you're simping for. Does your parents or your wife know about the fat nonce you're simping for? Did you spend money to gawk at Aaron Imholte's half naked body instead of buying presents for your child, putting food on the table or saving up for their college/university tuition costs?

You are a worthless XY chromosomes haver inside and out. You follow a fat paedophile and cry about some nobody doing his own boring show because it makes your miserable inconsequential existence ever so slightly better on a quantum level. If you kill yourself, nobody in the world will miss you and the people around you will be happier.

His Reddit: (https://www.reddit.com/user/ActualSteelToeWearer/submitted/)

An actual father. An actual husband. An actual contributing member of society. An actual steel toe wearer.

I thought my browser glitched because I can't find any old comments. No, he registered just over a month ago.

He joined on the 24th of May in 2025 and made 535 comments. The man calling himself an actual father and husband and contributing member of society made 535 comments over 47 days, or more than 10 a day.

What a total loser.

He's too much of a fag to tell someone to rope. Imagine actually simping for that homewrecking trollop.


A basic forum is SOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAARRRDDDDD to navigate for the useless Redditor but apparently crying about Aaron was enough for you to overcome this arduous task.

And this is the garbage thread he's whining at.

>Oh dear they're not making fun of my favourite literal who e-celebrity who streams to 300 people like the other "large and hilarious dedicated communities on X [sic] and Reddit"
>Poorly edited message board
They haven't heard of Xenforo? Anything that's not Tik Tok format must be an enigma to this cabal of scum. It's the horseshoe known as Aaron's A-logs, boomers so low functioning and with such short attention spans, they're basically the same as Gen A.
>Such extreme hate for Rekieta is borders on support for Toe
Everything's a dichotomy! If you don't a-log Aaron with every fibre of your body, you're a "sweeper".

God, you're so ugly.
(Censored is his child he willingly posted online.)

If Aaron's smart he'll do the same because it worked

The court doesn't know STMS/NLO lore but that also means the concept of an entire show dedicated to making fun of Aaron would be foreign and abhorrent to them.

Minnesota court told us it's fine to send hundreds of nagging messages pertaining to every perceived violation. In fact, they encouraged it.
Aaron should just do the same.
And they deserve it. Minnesota state is a shithole that will prosecute their police officers that THEY POORLY TRAINED which resulted in manslaughter of a man who purchased and used dangerous drugs that THEY ALLOWED ON THEIR STREETS, just because chimps were setting fires. It's a shithole state that deserves worse.

 

[AnOminous]

Does your parents or your wife know about the fat nonce you're simping for?

Fun fact: they will.