The Julays 2025 Pre-Show Discussion - Because I'm so over recency bias messing with who gets nominated

[ASeabear8952]

If it’s not been nommed yet, recommending the clip @Shush made of Rekieta’s Arrest, for Best Lolcow Media. It was created in similar visual style of (Tom) Balldo Goes to the Mayor (not actual vid title) :
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OP of vid’s debut:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21871040

This’ll be for The Bufords which honors Kiwi Farmers themselves.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

There really aren’t many Gen X lolcows.

Elon Musk for Gen X lolcow. He was born in '71 and not since Sargon of Applebees formed the Liberalists (or whatever the fuck it was called) has anyone made such a hilariously awful attempt at starting a political party. That's hardly his only qualifying moment and he's enough of a sped to continue his spree of autistic behavior throughout the year.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The Video Game Player Of The Century weighs in on Cow of the Year:
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His thread was made this year, so he's eligible for Fresh Meat

When Billy admits you fucked up worse, than Karl did, it's over for the Jomhas. It has been declared Anisa and I are the pre-declared winners of LOTY 2025: (x/a)

 

[Pee Cola]

There really aren’t many Gen X lolcows.

I looked around and found a few notable ones:

-Dick Masterson
-Maddox
-Jack Scalfani
-Brianna Wu
-Vordrak

Taylor Lorenz

(there's no fucking way she was born after 1980, despite what (((Wikipedia))) says)

 

[ASeabear8952]

Elon Musk for Gen X lolcow. He was born in '71 and not since Sargon of Applebees formed the Liberalists (or whatever the fuck it was called) has anyone made such a hilariously awful attempt at starting a political party. That's hardly his only qualifying moment and he's enough of a sped to continue his spree of autistic behavior throughout the year.

I think he should be a LoTY nominee in my opinion.

 

[3MMA]

This’ll be for The Bufords which honors Kiwi Farmers themselves.

Is that most definitely what’s up? I am but a simple man, who vaguely recalls a vast span of years where Lolcow Media of the Year was always a Julays favorite category. I thought the new Buford’s (as of last year) were more of the individual user awards, whereas LMotY was always part of Julays package, its ITT’s OP to nominate entries for the Best Lolcow Media Award by naming to nominate while including the link to the nominations OP on site. If not still the case, please let me know & I’ll cross post the prior nomination to the Buford’s.

Look at dat, Bossman got a whole category named for him, them Big Buford’s. Good for him. He deserves a little something if he can keep his crack smacking hands off of his one & only RatDad.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

For OpSec fail, I’d like to nominate 4chan as a whole.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is that most definitely what’s up? I am but a simple man, who vaguely recalls a vast span of years where Lolcow Media of the Year was always a Julays favorite category. I thought the new Buford’s (as of last year) were more of the individual user awards, whereas LMotY was always part of Julays package, its ITT’s OP to nominate entries for the Best Lolcow Media Award by naming to nominate while including the link to the nominations OP on site. If not still the case, please let me know & I’ll cross post the prior nomination to the Buford’s.

Look at dat, Bossman got a whole category named for him, them Big Buford’s. Good for him. He deserves a little something if he can keep his crack smacking hands off of his one & only RatDad.
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Best Lolcow Media is videos/pictures/audio made by lolcows themselves.

The Rekieta bodycam reenactment would be Best Lolcow Fanwork.

Here’s last year’s Bufords for reference:

Thread 'The First Annual Bufords Kiwi Awards'

Jan 14, 2025

Welcome to the first annual Buford awards, where the Kiwi Farmers who contributed the most over the past year can be recognized for their contributions! These nominees were determined by contributions to the site and being put up for an award by their fellow Farmers. Without further ado, let's get into the awards!



Best Overall Contributor

@Osama Bin Laden
@GenociderSyo
@Admiral Throbnelius
@Cats
@lol cow supreme
@Relinquish
@Useful_Mistake
@Sprate Header
@AltisticRight
@Positron...

• Hamplanet Fitness
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[Dr. Arinsu]

New Meat would be Vivinne Medrano but it was literally posted on December 31st 2024.

Thread 'Vivienne Medrano / VivziePop / NozzArts / xZoOPhobiAx / VivMind / Spindlehorse Studios'

Dec 31, 2024

I like to give thanks for this thread being made, Thanks Hazbin Hotel Thread, Thanks HHG, Thanks Kim Jung Un, Thanks Donald John Trump, Thanks Project 2025, Thanks KiwiFarmers, Thanks 4Chan. Thanks to all the dead people in Real Hell, Thanks Al-Gore, thanks Adolf Hitler and special (ed) thanks to Viv's digital footprint! HAPPY JEW YEARS! Without any of these special nominees I would be unable to make this thread. ​

This thread has been fact checked by Verifiable Sources
Due to the amount of people who have significantly learned...​

• Dr. Arinsu
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• Forum: Internet Famous

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[3MMA]

New Meat would be Vivinne Medrano but it was literally posted on December 31st 2024.

I really think Ol’ Viv is a good contender for New Cow. (Could also even go in girl cow if that category is kept, & if she’s catching on more with Beauty Parlor users?) She seems to be a slow burn cow, despite the social media presence she constantly keeps up, she has potential for future success with strange incidents surrounding the cross over of her very public facing life with her cartoon shows. Rather, adult cartoon shows.

To be fair, she’s interesting to read about, her work has exploded on the scene in the last year or two. She’s enjoyed a measure of CultCow status in smaller, arty, tumblr type groups for over a decade. The success she now enjoys was borne over a decade ago, her most well known cartoon characters are sometimes based on people of her past, & in ones case, it’s literally her teenage dream, OC (original character -donut steal).

She’s accomplished a lot to be fair, & as an observer she gives the impression that there could be a lot of fun or interest in her future. The nicest thing I can say about her is she pulled off an artist or creators dream. She also occasionally has some cool people interested in her work, including cult film director John Waters. That the writers only gave him a one & done role, so far, on her demon man love cartoon, is unbelievably tarded. Hope this serves as a mini intro for those not too familiar with this n00bcow.

Spoiler: Off Topic

Off topic for a Julay itself, but relevant to understand new cow Viv, is that arguably her fans & extreme alogs are weirder than her. To see more info & links to the rabbit hole, check the thread for her show, in HazbinHotel thread in Multimedia sub forum, somehow, still there. It’s a thread from 2019, but really got busy since Vivz signed her big big deals in the last year or two.

She finally earned her own thread nominated up above. I second the nomination of Vivz for New Cow or whatever category fits.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

To be fair, she’s interesting to read about, her work has exploded on the scene in the last year or two. She’s enjoyed a measure of CultCow status in smaller, arty, tumblr type groups for over a decade. The success she now enjoys was borne over a decade ago, her most well known cartoon characters are sometimes based on people of her past, & in ones case, it’s literally her teenage dream, OC (original character -donut steal).

She’s accomplished a lot to be fair, & as an observer she gives the impression that there could be a lot of fun or interest in her future. The nicest thing I can say about her is she pulled off an artist or creators dream. She also occasionally has some cool people interested in her work, including cult film director John Waters. That the writers only gave him a one & done role, so far, on her demon man love cartoon, is unbelievably tarded. Hope this serves as a mini intro for those not too familiar with this n00bcow.

I am also in the process of rewriting it too! Since most information were just recovered.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Wondering when Hax$ is going to be added to Best Put to Pasture Lolcows.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm just going to put this out there. The dark horse candidate for me is Foody Beauty. She's boring as fuck however, if she gets blown up by an IED in Syria I think she takes it all.

Get made fun of for fucking ferrets and being such an asshole that you save a video games movement?
Completely ruin a boxing event and cause multiple people to suffer the wrath of a vengeful jew?
Scream about a man eating your goo and lose the battle to hide your bodycam footage (the only way he stands a chance)?

Well too bad. You didn't go to Syria and fucking explode.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm just going to put this out there. The dark horse candidate for me is Foody Beauty. She's boring as fuck however, if she gets blown up by an IED in Syria I think she takes it all.

Get made fun of for fucking ferrets and being such an asshole that you save a video games movement?
Completely ruin a boxing event and cause multiple people to suffer the wrath of a vengeful jew?
Scream about a man eating your goo and lose the battle to hide your bodycam footage (the only way he stands a chance)?

Well too bad. You didn't go to Syria and fucking explode.

That would also qualify Chantal for several categories at once (assuming that’s still allowed in a limited way). LOTY, Put to Pasture, Breaker of Scales, and best lolcow media if it’s caught on video live leaks-style. Syrian IUD would basically allow her a clean sweep of the Julays this year.

 

[Wimbydong]

I think Xitter AI Grok's cyberrape of Will Stancil should be nominated for Best Lolcow Media in some form, whether it's the Xeets themselves:

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or the TV interview (featuring Stancil himself) that came out of it:

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I'm not 100% sure it fits the category (because Stancil technically didn't create those tweets), but I think it should be considered for nomination.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I think Anisa will win Lolcow of the year, the whole thing with Content Cop on H3 and him going scorched earth on them, with the boxing coach interview being a real content cop. With the milk that came from that. However, stop killing game petition could challenge that.
Dark horse will be if the cases of against the farms finishes.

 

[Null]

I discussed this on my podcast but I've decided I will officially support this year's contest and provide a more complex polling mechanism than the standard thread votes. If you guys want to do something where there's like brazil style elections with ranked choice then first past the post or something else strange like that let me know.

 

[W00K #17]

Feels way to early in the year to already be nominating people.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Feels way to early in the year to already be nominating people.

I'm starting this process earlier than in the past because recency bias has dramatically affected who people nominate in prior years; cows whose big events happened Q1 often slipped under the radar entirely in favor of Q3-Q4 happenings.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Feels way to early in the year to already be nominating people.

Counterpoint: Cardposting for Opsec Fail of the year after people managed to dig up his past through tripcodes alone