Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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I'm 1000% convinced that Liliana is telling Mikaila to go get a job right as we speak.

"Honey, I'm the internet personality, that is what I do. Don't look at my numbers! Point is, this is my career and I can't give it up. Bringing you here has cost me a lot of money, you know (all 100 more in rent each month!), so it's necessary for the both of us to bring some income. Again, don't look at my numbers. Thanks for understanding, bye! Now move to the couch. Your snoring is too loud and I almost can't hear me flirting with Lolo."

I said it when they first announced they were moving together: Liliana is going to count on Mikaila being the breadwinner. And Mikaila is far too spineless and stupid to do otherwise.

This plan is doomed the moment the patreon becomes unsustainable, and Youtube isn't bringing the money that it used to. Even with the small spending habits, you gotta realize that prices are going up, not down. And this way of life isn't going to cut it unless everyone is pulling their weight. Peet's lack of hindsight and planning further tells how much they are taking for granted everything.
 
This plan is doomed the moment the patreon becomes unsustainable, and Youtube isn't bringing the money that it used to. Even with the small spending habits, you gotta realize that prices are going up, not down. And this way of life isn't going to cut it unless everyone is pulling their weight. Peet's lack of hindsight and planning further tells how much they are taking for granted everything.
What I hope happens is that they live together, struggling, just long enough that Mikay believes she's in it for the long haul, and either that makes Mikay file for a divorce bc she doesn't seem like she could financially struggle long term, at least not with someone like Lily, or Lily gets tired of struggling and makes Mikay sign divorce papers so that Lily can go on to flirt with Lolo.

Idk, something like that. It takes two truly dedicated to each other people, two real ride or dies, to get out of struggling financially together. Lily and her art slave don't strike me as the ride or die types. They strike me as the "I thought this was gonna be easy but it's not!!!!!1!!!" types.
 
Not to be cringe and start the pronouns debate again, but there's something that gives me cognitive dissonance when I read sentences like "She raped her sister". Like no. A disgusting man put his penis near his sister and is proudly open about his incest fetish to this day. There's nothing female about this paraphilic rapist basement dweller. He's all the worst things of male sexuality packaged in a fat ugly man's body.
 
"If you wanna see (X/Y/Z/heavy subject matter) done right, look no further than *my* writing, which follows none of my own standards for writing, but SHUT UP BECAUSE IM JUST WRITING FOR FUN BIGOTS! Except for when I want you to take the story seriously, then I'm a 'professional'. And, even though I've said in the past that if a creator puts something problematic, or if I just don't like it/them, in their creations that means the creator condones those problematic things, but guise! Ignore the blatant incest and pedophilia in my stories! That's not something I condone or am into at all! I definitely didn't rape my younger sister guys!"



Thanks @Blonrad Blurze
You got it!
 
This plan is doomed the moment the patreon becomes unsustainable
I was going to do some calculations and saw that she went from 281 to 280 paterons. Crazy. (Take next part with speculation and salt)

Anyway assuming most members stay in the 1,5, and 10 dollar levels. And to be nice I did about a third each. CD-Jill is making (again speculating) about $1,488. Maybe an even $1,500. But of course rent ($850) brings that down to about $650 left. (Assuming utilities are included in her government apartment)

Not a whole lot of wiggle room but could be manageable if strict on non necessities. But of course door dash and take out is gonna eat that up (no pun intended) especially if it’s three times a day. We need a term for Lily like “Financhu Crisis” for Chris Chan.
 
I was going to do some calculations and saw that she went from 281 to 280 paterons. Crazy. (Take next part with speculation and salt)

Anyway assuming most members stay in the 1,5, and 10 dollar levels. And to be nice I did about a third each. CD-Jill is making (again speculating) about $1,488. Maybe an even $1,500. But of course rent ($850) brings that down to about $650 left. (Assuming utilities are included in her government apartment)

Not a whole lot of wiggle room but could be manageable if strict on non necessities. But of course door dash and take out is gonna eat that up (no pun intended) especially if it’s three times a day. We need a term for Lily like “Financhu Crisis” for Chris Chan.
Even when Patreon completely burns down and there is not enough people, do you all think...

1. Liliana will go hard e-begging, crying during every stream about how HARD it's for her, about how she can't live like this, about how it isn't fair...

2. Do found raising streams pressumably for specific necessities but using the money for the everyday to save her ego...

3. Cry to Mikaila about it and guilt trip her hard into taking three jobs at once, until Mikaila completely burns out...

4. All of the above.

I can't see Liliana taking a real job even when the patreon fails. She'll use everyone else as far as she can before that.
 
Not to be cringe and start the pronouns debate again, but there's something that gives me cognitive dissonance when I read sentences like "She raped her sister". Like no. A disgusting man put his penis near his sister and is proudly open about his incest fetish to this day. There's nothing female about this paraphilic rapist basement dweller. He's all the worst things of male sexuality packaged in a fat ugly man's body.
But unfortunately in women's clothes and spaces and using women's pronouns and using the fact the he/she/it is pretending to be woman as a way to deflect any and all critique.

@Frank Greene32 I vote we call this saga, Poke-Poorhouse.
 
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We need a term for Lily like “Financhu Crisis” for Chris Chan.
Cash-Deficit Call

No-Money House

The Poverty Resurgence

Stocklow

My Little Money: Finance is Hard

The Orchards Need Money, Here's Why

Sylvanas Debtrunner

Gardepoor

Reviewing Every Type of Government Cheese

Knights of the Broke Republic

Ky-low Rent Money

Kingdom Hearts 2 Days Until the Landlord Kicks Us Out

World of Poorcraft
 
I vote we call this saga, Poke-Poorhouse.
Cash-Deficit Call

Stocklow

Sylvanas Debtrunner

Gardepoor

World of Poorcraft
Good names so far. I chose the ones that made me laugh the hardest. Though my personal favorites are Poke-Poorhouse and Stocklow. Though Gardepoor a close third.

Speaking of Pokemon. I finally found out why Lily bitches about Pokemon so much and why she’s not good at it.
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Speaking of Pokemon. I finally found out why Lily bitches about Pokemon so much and why she’s not good at it.
Given how hard Jerry missed the point of Arthas's story this shit had me in stitches. You've made my night. :story:

Not to be cringe and start the pronouns debate again, but there's something that gives me cognitive dissonance when I read sentences like "She raped her sister". Like no. A disgusting man put his penis near his sister and is proudly open about his incest fetish to this day. There's nothing female about this paraphilic rapist basement dweller. He's all the worst things of male sexuality packaged in a fat ugly man's body.
I'd like to point out something curious that even his sister spergs out whenever Jerry is misgendered and how acknowledging Jerry as a woman is extremely damaging to the people she's trying to appease (which you know, it's common sense but it's not like people have it nowadays). I've seen people point this out to her and she just spergs out and calls them transphobes. Because sure, that's what should matter most lady, not the fact that he raped you right?
 
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Also apparently she will no longer be streaming on youtube.
Maybe cause of they kept leaving her steams up I don't know.

Wouldn't this decision torpedo the already low engagement that Peet already has? It's not like this asshole announces when they are streaming ahead of time in most cases. Only when they read this place, which btw hi, dipshit.

How does it feel knowing nothing you do is working out on your favor?
 
Plus, she apparently turned off super chats because she didn't understand the concept of using a VOLUME meter when ppl mass gifted subs. So instead of turning it down, she yelled at her viewers to not donate and turned off super chats. She's constantly complaining about barely being able to pay rent (probably because she's busy stuffing her face with food she orders on doordash and uber instead of microwaving something), yet she can't be fucked to let people give superchats. She just likes being able to complain.
 
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I put this in the Lio Convoy thread too but Courtney is whining at Crispy for making a video criticizing Lily's Baldur's Gate takes despite him promoting her video
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This all suspiciously comes shortly after Crispy drops a video on Lio (not related to Lily, just posting it for posterity

Not to be cringe and start the pronouns debate again, but there's something that gives me cognitive dissonance when I read sentences like "She raped her sister". Like no. A disgusting man put his penis near his sister and is proudly open about his incest fetish to this day. There's nothing female about this paraphilic rapist basement dweller. He's all the worst things of male sexuality packaged in a fat ugly man's body.
Personally I don't care much about what people call Lily, (he, she, they, it, Lily, Jerry, CD, Bhaal or whatever else) and I don't care about respecting rapists' pronouns but with Lily my mind just autocorrects everything to "she" because I was calling Lily a she for years.
his sister spergs out whenever Jerry is misgendered
Courtney actually did call Lily "Jerry" and "he" when she first popped up in 2023 and even said she thinks Lily was faking being trans but people like Zena and Poppy whined about it so she eventually just caved and went with using "Lily" and "she" to start getting people to listen to her
 
Courtney actually did call Lily "Jerry" and "he" when she first popped up in 2023 and even said she thinks Lily was faking being trans but people like Zena and Poppy whined about it so she eventually just caved and went with using "Lily" and "she" to start getting people to listen to her
Courtney should have ignored Zena and Poppy/Sexpest and kept calling him Jerry.

Courtney, if you ever see this, transphobia doesn't trump child rape, and if one's rapist went on to become trans solely to weasel out of accusations of child rape, I wouldn't blame one for being transphobic.
 
This plan is doomed the moment the patreon becomes unsustainable, and Youtube isn't bringing the money that it used to. Even with the small spending habits, you gotta realize that prices are going up, not down.
That's exactly why I thought about it. Her numbers are very low, the prices are going up and they're two adults now. Maybe if Lily were alone she could manage to scrape by, but Mikaila is there now.

Everything is getting more expensive and no doubt the patreon numbers are going to keep going down, is an unsustainable situation for two adults.
What I hope happens is that they live together, struggling, just long enough that Mikay believes she's in it for the long haul, and either that makes Mikay file for a divorce
If they get divorced Mikay will probably be added to the list of evil exes. Lily will make something up about Mikay leaving her when she needed her wife the most and call her a coward. Then it will turn out Mikay was never in love with her and was only using her (For what? Who knows).

Overall is all positive for Mikay, she will get out of that house and maybe get off the internet if Lily starts complaining about her. The tricky part will be handling immigration stuff.
Not to be cringe and start the pronouns debate again, but there's something that gives me cognitive dissonance when I read sentences like "She raped her sister". Like no. A disgusting man put his penis near his sister and is proudly open about his incest fetish to this day. There's nothing female about this paraphilic rapist basement dweller. He's all the worst things of male sexuality packaged in a fat ugly man's body.
I became aware of Lily's existence after she had started going by Lily, so I guess I'm just used to calling her "she". I don't really care what other people do though.

However, the more I learn about the sketchy timeline of her transition, her weird views around gender and women, her zero attempt to pass and of course what she did to Courtney, the more I question if she's actually trans. I don't want to sperg about that and derail.

I do think Courtney specifically has every right to misgender her. Jerry was the one who traumatized her, her brother molested her. Frankly when she first came up with the allegations and people were more worried about pronouns it made me so mad.
Even when Patreon completely burns down and there is not enough people, do you all think...

1. Liliana will go hard e-begging, crying during every stream about how HARD it's for her, about how she can't live like this, about how it isn't fair...

2. Do found raising streams pressumably for specific necessities but using the money for the everyday to save her ego...

3. Cry to Mikaila about it and guilt trip her hard into taking three jobs at once, until Mikaila completely burns out...

4. All of the above.
I think the first thing she will do is beg Mikay to get a job. Not even beg, she will probably will be rude and mean about how Mikay can't keep freeloading in Lily's house without contributing.

I don't know if Mikay will be actually able to sustain a job. If she has the habit of sleeping for like 16 hours a day maybe she has some unaddressed health problem. Either that or depression from living with Lily, which doesn't make things easier either.

When (and not if) Lily starts e-begging she will probably pull out every oppression card. "Help a poor native disabled trans woman pay her rent" or something like that. If shit really hits the fan and Lily starts fearing for her economic situation she will spiral and start blaming everyone. It's all the fault of the stalkers who pray for her downfall, or transphobic youtubers who carried out smear campaigns against her, or Courtney, or her audience for switching up on her and abusing her somehow.

When Lily reaches her breaking point, things aren't going to be pretty
 
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