Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Run Escape]

Who is getting their period in elementary school?

There's plastic and hormones in everything. Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

I thought Ellen only put her fetish content on patreon.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Who is getting their period in elementary school?

It can happen if the kid is very tall, very fat, or both. I was thinking about middle schoolers with the wall thing.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I had diarrhea after eating Taco Bell once, then went into a freeway during rush hour.

I AM THE BIGGEST VICTIM EVER.

 

[Justice Tony]

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Ok but why. We know you hate cheeto man. This appears to be original and new art. What's the joke? That he's irresponsible?

To steelman her argument for a second, I guess it's a reference to the legend that Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Fair enough.

But didn't Trump recently complain about the shit in the Middle East preventing him from playing golf? Not to mention the fact that literally every president since Ike has been a huge golfer. Trump really is no different tbh, even if you give her the benefit of the doubt with her arguments. She is that stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I think this is bullshit. What actual office doesn't have feminine products in the women's restroom? I mean my experience is limited to a few menial jobs decades ago where cleaning the restrooms including the women's when the place was closed was involved, but of about a half-dozen offices, every one had at least generic brand tampons, and even the three or four factories did.

Exactly what kind of shithole offices has this skank worked in?

Ok but why. We know you hate cheeto man. This appears to be original and new art. What's the joke? That he's irresponsible?

He plays golf. This tired old bullshit has been the mainstay of no news news days since before I was born, much like the retarded news story any time the President gets a haircut and pays money for it (because apparently our President should have a shitty bowl cut and look like he's on welfare).

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I think this is bullshit. What actual office doesn't have feminine products in the women's restroom? I mean my experience is limited to a few menial jobs decades ago where cleaning the restrooms including the women's when the place was closed was involved, but of about a half-dozen offices, every one had at least generic brand tampons, and even the three or four factories did.

Exactly what kind of shithole offices has this skank worked in?

PL but one of my schools didn't have tampon/pad bins. Girls started leaving dirty pads and wrappers on the floor and a week later we had them. It seems plausible they were just cheap.

Edit: I have the feeling this was a drunken rant to her daughter but she left, so she turned to Threads.

Edit 2: Ellen is using her personal army again.




It's a comic, it's not inciting violence. Oh wait. You think it should be taken as such? You drew yourself raping a hater. Makes you a rapist.

This comic only shows OP likes their religion and doesn't like trans people. That is NOT 'literally genocide' or 'literal violence'. Are you going to doxx them too?

And stop with the hard drive check shit. Pedophilia is serious. We don't endorse it and you shouldn't be accusing people you don't like of it.

She's such a shit-stirrer. That comic will get you banned from Reddit because the admins are troons. Do any of her fans think her behavior is wrong? Maybe they just ignore it for the pussy.

Edit 3: The male reaponses on this thread are interesting. Girls get physical changes earlier than guys (there are still late bloomers and early bloomers) and puberty was a hot topic. It's a girl thing the troons want to invade. Seems like guys really don't notice girls until high school years. Do teen boys never talk about facial hair or boners to each other and compare stats?

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

Maybe redistribute the tampons they've been putting in the mens' rooms.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Who is getting their period in elementary school?

Me. :/ It happens sometimes and it really sucks

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

PL but one of my schools didn't have tampon/pad bins. Girls started leaving dirty pads and wrappers on the floor and a week later we had them. It seems plausible they were just cheap.

Edit: I have the feeling this was a drunken rant to her daughter but she left, so she turned to Threads.

Edit 2: Ellen is using her personal army again.
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It's a comic, it's not inciting violence. Oh wait. You think it should be taken as such? You drew yourself raping a hater. Makes you a rapist.

This comic only shows OP likes their religion and doesn't like trans people. That is NOT 'literally genocide' or 'literal violence'. Are you going to doxx them too?

And stop with the hard drive check shit. Pedophilia is serious. We don't endorse it and you shouldn't be accusing people you don't like of it.

She's such a shit-stirrer. That comic will get you banned from Reddit because the admins are troons. Do any of her fans think her behavior is wrong? Maybe they just ignore it for the pussy.

“Well, what about pastors and republicans?”
Ellen, sweetie…….if they’re convicted of pedophilia, then fuck them too. I know the void where your brain is supposed to be has a hard time understanding that similar views in politics and religions get thrown out the window when the individual is an actual pedophile. You use this whataboutism as if we magically won’t tell these pedos to kill themselves if they happen to align with our political or religious beliefs.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

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There aren't any tampons in the restroom because men put them up their butts and boys stick them to the wall, Ellen.

I'm not sure what to call this. Period sperging?

This is such an easy virtue signal yet she still somehow fucks it up

 

[Señora Airi]

Me. :/ It happens sometimes and it really sucks

Awwww sorry that happened to you fren

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Me. :/ It happens sometimes and it really sucks

Same, though I was held back a year since being born late in the year made me too young for kindergarten, so I technically should have been in middle school.
Anyways, I always see pad and tampon boxes, at least in America. Hell, one college I went to had a donation box for period products in every public bathroom. Maybe Canada’s the hellhole yet again. And if that’s the case, stock up. Always keep some in your purse just in case. You’d think she’d learn this.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

So you agree Jeff should serve you papers?

This...is turning into period general and is somewhat wholesome. I wonder how Ellen is going to spin it when she sees people being nice to each other on here?

 

[Señora Airi]

This...is turning into period general and is somewhat wholesome. I wonder how Ellen is going to spin it when she sees people being nice to each other on here?

We may be ugly on the exterior, with the slurs and whatnot, but we at least have decent thoughts and actions, unlike Ms. Ellen.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

We may be ugly on the exterior, with the slurs and whatnot, but we at least have decent thoughts and actions, unlike Ms. Ellen.
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Ellen's daughter: *mentions periods*
Ellen: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH! ONCE I BLED THROUGH MY PANTS ON A PLANE! AND AT WORK I NEEDED A PAD AND THERE WAS NO WAY TO GET ONE! YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!

Ellen is so narcissistic. I bet when her daughter got her period she just whined about how her first period was worse in every way.

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Edit: Reread Ellen's period post and I have a few questions. Do they not start sex ed in mid elementary school like here in the US? That's why it's so early.

You watch a puberty video that tells you what will happen and why. When I got my period I wasn't scared. I thought the ignorance around periods was linked to outdated beliefs (too gross for women to talk about, wait for your child to flip out and then wordlessly hand them a pad) or lack of education. Girls can think they're suffering internal bleeding (in a way, yes?) or dying if they're told nothing.

Was Ellen part of a hyperreligious sect that made her parents keep her out of sex ed? I kept wondering.

Planes just suck. A friend had to pee, the plane was delayed due to weather. They were on the ground but not allowed to leave their seat so they had to hold it for an hour. I personally prefer period cups. If any men here don't know, you can't hold in a period.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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Why didn't little girl get taught what a period was by her mom? Was mommy too busy taking naked pictures for Onlyfans?

Teenager bleeding thru her pants because she didn't pack any spare tampons is no different from guy who drank 16 airport beers pissing himself because he didn't think about what would happen if he couldn't take a piss. Yet for some reason we don't have piss jugs provided for us habitual pants pissers, where's our representation??

Same thing with office tampons. Why is it so hard to just be responsible for your own bodily needs?

Tl;Dr as with most modern feminist whining about hard it is to live in a patriarchy its mostly about complaining how your ass isn't being kissed how you want

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Was Ellen part of a hyperreligious sect that made her parents keep her out of sex ed? I kept wondering.

LOLOL. I was raised in a strictly religious household, and my parents STILL allowed me to attend sex-ed classes in my first year of middle school. Even they knew that kids soon to undergo puberty needed to know what sex, periods, pregnancy, and STDs are, how they work, and what to do about them.

Was Ellen raised by Amish people under a rock on Mars? Is she incapable of stashing pads or tampons in her purse like every other rational adult woman? I guess going out to buy feminine products takes away too much of her valuable time better spent on making shit comics, humiliating her daughter, cucking her husband, and showing her bobs & vagene to horny, desperate jeets for OF money.

 

[The Hardest R]

You all forget that Ellen is a lying sack of shit who has every reason to lie about how bad things are for her. You may wonder what Ellen has to gain by lying about not having any sexual education growing up, and it’s all about how oppressed she is so she has no choice but to make porno on OnlySimps. Ellen’s biggest fear is coming off like a basic bitch Canuck housewife because that’s what she is.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Same, though I was held back a year since being born late in the year made me too young for kindergarten, so I technically should have been in middle school.
Anyways, I always see pad and tampon boxes, at least in America. Hell, one college I went to had a donation box for period products in every public bathroom. Maybe Canada’s the hellhole yet again. And if that’s the case, stock up. Always keep some in your purse just in case. You’d think she’d learn this.

...you know, i don't think I've seen a public washroom in Canada, aside some malls, that actual still have the pad/tampon dispensers anymore.

The ones in the schools charged money and never had anything in them either.

You learn to carry them with you.

Why didn't little girl get taught what a period was by her mom? Was mommy too busy taking naked pictures for Onlyfans?

A tiny PL but my mom waited until your period surprised you one day, then gave you the same 1960s era womens health pamplet she got.

School didn't even talk about the period until like... high school? It was mentioned but sex ed out here just talked basic anatomy. If the period was mentioned, it was just a brief "you'll bleed once a month" with no further info.

Me and my friends learned more from Tumblr than school.