Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[zulrahbot73]

Maybe the construction workers got banned by mald on WoW and they just wanted revenge.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Slop News has put out part 2 of Mald's code review.

One thing I noticed is that Slop points out these are all things you learn in a first semester college class- but Mald never went to college for programming, according to his fans he went to study entomology (ants) and dropped out. You can learn about data types and for loops on many youtube channels and they're in the first chapters of all programming books, but this guy spends 8 hours a day playing video games on a stream.

And again, this is an old picture, dude has probably gotten much fatter since then due to his age.

Now combine this with his permanently online lifestyle where he sits 12 hours a day. This shit rots you out as a person.

Oh yeah, this also makes me wonder how despite being online half his life in recent years he doesn't accidentally yap about his parents, family, ex-wife and education. He's good at living his confidence narrative compared to other lolcows who slip up, but he's also horribly obtuse and doesn't understand how offputting his social behavior is.

 

[Luecke]

Here's something amusing. Apparently the insane behavior wasn't always a part of Mald.txt. The first recorded instance was on March 8 2024 (where Mald bitches about PvP on his "MMO" server or some shit), then it got worse around the time SKG-1 happened, and never stopped :

I noticed when he gets the ferret and moves the mic away, his voice changes to his faggot state (WARNING can be loud at the end when he gets closer to the mic)

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

but tell us about that peak day, when was that? And why the red/green? 2024/2025?

Yes, the colors are to separate the dates.

The largest spike in 2025 is on Feb 15 (and it seems like the seething is real throughout the year, which isn't surprising), where Mald produces (mana)gems such as this:

2024 seems to me mostly "haha insane behavior chat uwu", with the occasional "how dare u review my gaem":

 

[ArisenShitman]

Just normal developer behavior bro.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Yes, the colors are to separate the dates.

The largest spike in 2025 is on Feb 15 (and it seems like the seething is real throughout the year, which isn't surprising), where Mald produces (mana)gems such as this:
2024 seems to me mostly "haha insane behavior chat uwu", with the occasional "how dare u review my gaem":

Thanks for sharing. So the historical "Insane behavior" peak day is a Blockgame balancing stream.



I've just skimmed it and it looks like he was constantly stressed with the retarded goblins.
Edit: and he also confronts the drama surfacing about his early Second Life days and pedo behavior.

There's already a bunch of good milk clips in the thread here and around that date.
(Is there a way to browse a thread by media only? The cows deserve an easily browsable media timeline)

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I'm checking his stream right now, already used the excuse of writing.

Told ya:

I think we will hear the "writing" excuse more often, it's the "perfect" excuse for him and he managed to say "I'm shit at something" without having a narcissistic stroke.

 

[Stickplant]

Btw, does anyone know what the state of his plans for Ashes of Creation is?
He planned this multi-guild setup where he would get around the guild player limit by being the grandmaster of like 5-6 guilds and made some paint drawings to explain all this.

But since his first attempt at a guild in AoC got raped during the last alpha even with the greasy used-car salesman dev straight up giving him favors over other player all the time because they thought he would be good publicity for the game. Did he give up on it? Haven't heard anything about AoC for some time now.

 

[cigint]

He abandoned the game and his guild after being BTFO and went to play World of Warcraft hardcore. Then of course he got kcked from there too for being a disgusting roach, so now he just edits YAML files on stream. His ultimate plan appears to be to destroy what remains of his viewership and concentrate all the ferrets in the country into one death camp.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Shoot first, ask questions later

Banned because... fuck Orange County? Idk

 

[SlyVMan]

His YouTube subs just keep on dropping.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

His YouTube subs just keep on dropping.

Good because he was over-inflated AF via shorts. Funny he called ross used care salesman garbage, since that actually well describes MALDS channel, since hes good at spitting a bunch of gab, but has nothing of substance.

 

[loosebladder]

This guy has the most insane fat kid energy I've encountered in quite a while.
You know the kid in high school that hit puberty a bit later than his peers, a little chubby and immensely awkward and thus makes no friends and instead is the punchline for everyone and gets bullied?
Well, many people, like our friend over here, never use the sweet spot that happens between high school and college/uni/first job to do a tabula rasa and become a normal person and reinvent themselves to a completely new group of people and instead revert into a horribly arrogant smug nasty holier than thou 0 self critique whileyouwerepartyingiwasstudyingtheblade rick and morty enjoying the problem is you not me FUCK.
The bonus with maldy is that he also retained being a shapeless blob of soy as well. (fat lol)
I'll take my tophats.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

This guy has the most insane fat kid energy I've encountered in quite a while.
You know the kid in high school that hit puberty a bit later than his peers, a little chubby and immensely awkward and thus makes no friends and instead is the punchline for everyone and gets bullied?

idk, never associated that with fat kids as much as losers who learn manipulation before any skill. The "my dad worked at nintendo" kinda kids, except his dad DID actually work somewhere, making it infinitely worse

if he spent the half the time he spent tooting his own horn LEARNING skills and ACTUALLY coding, who knows maybe he could make something cool. But hes in too deep on propping up his paper tiger like image, he can't go back.

Kinda sad really

 

[cigint]

This guy has the most insane fat kid energy I've encountered in quite a while

The way he has bloated specifically in the middle of his body makes me think gangly nerd whose lack of exercise and poor diet just eventually caught up to him.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

eh?

 

[Terfatron]

The faggot was just doing social engineering and tries to come off as a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow.

Check mate maldists

 

[Huddinge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1ly6a0z/he_never_talks_about_it_supercut/

Funny Blizzard supercut from LSF

 

[gorgon]

Just a game review of Heartbound.

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I've not seen that """boss""" before--the Jason-self-insert MC's mother. Depicting the mom character as a villain, showing she resents the MC's father "coddling" their son... Much to think about!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Depicting the mom character as a villain, showing she resents the MC's father "coddling" their son... Much to think about!

coddling might be a legitimate issue he faced which made him how he is, some mothers coddle so much it sorta kills their kid. You need to let them grow up, struggle, develop skills, be challenged, cry sometimes doing hard shit, and become a stronger person.

Him being coddled is something I 100% believe.