Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Jack randomly reveals he's had a vasectomy (he calls it "getting fixed")

Talk about lighting cash on fire.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Ok, I just noticed that Fatty took bites of the first 3 pickles, but then shoves the entire pickle quarter into his throat for the 4th.
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Doesn't take a bite, doesn't pause, just rams it down his throat.

what the fuck...the whole thing?
what the literal fuck...

you walking ball of crisco..what the fuck?

 

[p1138]

what the fuck...the whole thing?
what the literal fuck...

you walking ball of crisco..what the fuck?

If it wasn't cut into spears, I wonder if he'd have done that with an entire pickle. Also considering the lack of hesitation, and since it's Fatty complete lack of thought, after the first 3 pickles the homosexual tendencies in his brain took over for a moment causing him to reflexively deep throat it.

Horrifying, but that's the only explanation I can come up with.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why is this faggot still pretending to be on Carnivore when he eats these things on camera?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Why is this faggot still pretending to be on Carnivore when he eats these things on camera?

Remember, Jack said it doesn't count if it comes in a jar or a shaker. Spicing store bought pickles is  keto carnivore.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack said he ran to his Bible for answers

Remember, Jack said it doesn't count if it comes in a jar or a shaker.

It doesn't count if it casts a shadow.

Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.

He's probably seen a treadmill more times than his museum cannoli.

I could see Tammy forcing him to get one purely out of contempt than for any pragmatic reasons. She doesn't really HAVE to make him get one. I am altogether unconvinced it does anything other than shit itself at the sight of some MEATZ. To recall George Carlin, "you ever look at an extremely obese married couple walking around with a kid and think to yourself, 'how is it structurally possible for those people to have sex? how? Mechanics, physics shouldn't allow for it!'"
(though he was likely referencing some 600 pound land monsters. Come on Jackie do a weigh-in live! We'll be generous and let you shave off a few for that busted candy claw.)

 

[Point Emerging]

Ok, I just noticed that Fatty took bites of the first 3 pickles, but then shoves the entire pickle quarter into his throat for the 4th.
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Doesn't take a bite, doesn't pause, just rams it down his throat.

Man, throat goat Scalfani out here, making every hooker for a 10-mile radius jealous that they haven't had several life-threatening strokes.

 

[AnOminous]

Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view.

He also doesn't live in India, the only country where they have condoms in his size.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If it wasn't cut into spears, I wonder if he'd have done that with an entire pickle.

As if Jack wouldn't deep throat the first place winner and runner-up at a farmer's market pickle contest.



The lighting in this Sneezning with Jack video is also a little off-putting with its darkness and tepid ambiance, it's like he's filming this in cooking purgatory. Godbear added up all his mortal sins, multiplied it by 50, all his venial sins by 25, added it up, and punished Jack to do a few thousand years in chef purgatory. Still deepthroating and cooking poorly, still mushmouthing, still cursed to wield that wanker's claw.
I like how he spends the first third of his ostensibly-titled "Cooking with Jack" video talking about Brianna's brain, trolls, and his charity association.

He also doesn't live in India, the only country where they have condoms in his size.

They have condoms in India? I thought they just took a dip in that shit-infested holy river to cleanse their post-coital instruments.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jagoff probably needed vasectomy because even when his dick worked more than 2 decades ago he probably couldn't put on a condom because of his obstructive belly blocking out the view. Or Tammy forced him to get one after she saw the low quality offspring he sired with her.

I think it’s something Jack did so he could sound like he’s a manly sex-haver.

Tammy was older when she shat out Cali, but not quite autism-danger old. As much as I like your point of Tammy doing the needful for humanity, she’s the type that would curse the world with an additional scalfatti if she knew how useless Junior would be.

 

[The Stranger]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible

 

[Adamska]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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It's because he thinks it is, but wants some fucking retard he watches on Tiktok or his cunt of a brother or someone else to feed him the marching orders for this one since he's too stupid to ever come up with his own conspiracy theory.

Speaking of, not a shocker he's going hard on them, the most common trait for dipshits who believe in a load of them are the same elements for what causes Duning-Kruger effects. Massive overconfidence mixed with a desire to fake knowledge one does not actually have.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I think that jacks is mad enough to finally be reading his thread.


Hi Jack! Please remember, you’ll die being remembered as an asshole. And not much more.

 

[p1138]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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It's the evil "they" who run the government causing summer weather to exist in an attempt to distract everyone from the epstein shit, while simultaneously constantly talking about the epstein shit.

 

[densedance]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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Oh God. Didn't expect those HAARP Conspiracy theories are having a comeback.

 

[p1138]

Oh God. Didn't expect those HAARP Conspiracy theories are having a comeback.

Fatty's conspiracy shit goes well beyond HAARP. Remember the fires in Hawaii a couple years ago, or the major fires in California a couple years ago, or the ones earlier this year? Morons like this are how you get conspiracies about the DNC operating space lasers to set fires in... blue states dominated by the DNC and that the jew zionists have a laser on the moon that they use to attack LA/Hollywood that's... run by jews and not just use it to incinerate Gaza. Yes, Fatty was hinting at that conspiracy shit about Hawaii and California.

The only answer I have for this shit is Dementia dredging up memories of old GI Joe cartoons and comics assuming that some illuminati NWO group has the equivalent of a Cobra Weather Dominator and only manages to ever use it on themselves.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fatty's conspiracy shit goes well beyond HAARP. Remember the fires in Hawaii a couple years ago, or the major fires in California a couple years ago, or the ones earlier this year? Morons like this are how you get conspiracies about the DNC operating space lasers to set fires in... blue states dominated by the DNC and that the jew zionists have a laser on the moon that they use to attack LA/Hollywood that's... run by jews and not just use it to incinerate Gaza. Yes, Fatty was hinting at that conspiracy shit about Hawaii and California.

The only answer I have for this shit is Dementia dredging up memories of old GI Joe cartoons and comics assuming that some illuminati NWO group has the equivalent of a Cobra Weather Dominator and only manages to ever use it on themselves.

I just chalked it up to plain incompetency.

 

[MollyMox]

The day Jack takes any measure of accountability, I might have a stroke. Also, why the fuck does that meth head looking tin hat wearing conspiracist deal with Jack's constant BS? You ever watch them on their podcast, you'll notice quick that Jack just denies practically everything that lizard man has to say. Even if it directly agrees with what he just said. It's clear that he's just there to bounce stuff off of and increase his current echo chamber.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I'm not a conspiracy theory guy most conspiracy theories can be explained away with just a little research of the facts. But Epstein is one I believe simply because too many people wanted this freak fucking dead. & it's not a right or left thing because there were many people from the entire political spectrum that were connected to this sicko. But how does Jack's stroked out brain rationalize that the current cover up is happening under Daddy Trump and his Government.