Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Sneedmiser]

I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.

Your brain isn't full of holes, that's why you can remember it.

 

[Tiresome]

I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.

I remember when conspiracy theories were kind of harmless and didn't innately have a kind of political menace that proves everything in the world wants you annihilated yesterday. It was like...were the Challenger astronauts dead instantly on breakup (no) or did some survive all the way to the ocean? (yes)

 

[a dinosaur]

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[Tiresome]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This is fucking Boomer tier bullshit.

Even when he's pretending to be a schizo Jack's boring. It's feels so performative, like he's taking whatever retarded nonsense from tiktok to try and establish his right wing bona fides instead of telling the truth and just admit he's a SoCal welfare nigger faggot at heart.

Exactly. He's not saying this because he thinks it's profound. He's saying it because he wants to be seen as "that guy" that says interesting things.

Does fatty know that Trump is the one covering up the Epstein files? I am guessing that fatty still blames Biden for that somehow

I doubt Fatty knows what day it is or what he had for breakfast.

EDIT: Incomplete.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Hey grew up 80s! remember currant affair, 321 contact , loved Raegan, do garbage pail kids and transformers not Transsexuals . Kids know talk back, be gender, sit they home all day & complain to much.

The “kids these days” sound more like Jack than “kids these days”

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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The Strokelord doesn't remember the Reagan assassination attempt....sad!

I loved Shooting President though, the episode where Teddy Roosevelt forced through the Pure Food and Drug Act was wild.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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It's such a tragedy that young people today will have to remember advancements and "breakthrus" in cancer treatment. Definitely something no generation should have to endure.

 

[AnOminous]

The “kids these days” sound more like Jack than “kids these days”

It's amazing how he comes across as a stereotype of the most obnoxious, ignorant, out of touch, stupid, elderly boomer imaginable while being Generation X.

 

[Tiresome]

The Strokelord doesn't remember the Reagan assassination attempt....sad!

Not to mention Ronnie actually survived a sucking chest wound and still joked with the surgeons wheeling him in to the OR, and didn't act like the assassination equivalent of a bad haircut was a triumph of godblood over man.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Not to mention Ronnie actually survived a sucking chest wound and still joked with the surgeons wheeling him in to the OR, and didn't act like the assassination equivalent of a bad haircut was a triumph of godblood over man.

“I hope you’re not democrats…”










Jack probably will unironically mumble the same thing being wheeled into the ER on the final stroke.


But I wouldn’t downplay the attempt on Trump as a bad haircut. 1” would have been vastly different

 

[AnOminous]

“I hope you’re not democrats…”

Actually he said "Please tell me you're Republicans." He didn't tend to phrase things in a negative way.

 

[The Stranger]

or did some survive all the way to the ocean? (yes)

They did? That's terrifying.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They did? That's terrifying.

The crew cabin did not explode. It separated intact and descended to the ocean over two minutes and 12 seconds, during which the crew was almost certainly alive. The cabin was found relatively whole on the ocean floor but obviously hitting the water at 200MPH was not survivable. Three of the seven astronauts activated their Personal Egress Air Packs (PEAPs), which supply emergency air. The pilot’s PEAP was activated, and his switch panel had switches moved from launch positions, implying deliberate action after the explosion.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack was a teenage and young adult in the 80's so he grew up in the 70's but I guess that makes him sound too old.

As someone who did grow up in the 80's remember Reagan getting shot, the Cold War and fears of Nuclear Armageddon, the rise in Homelessness, Crack Epidemic and Just Say No, the Beirut Barracks Bombings, The Troubles in Ireland, Challenger, & Fags and AIDS. As much as he bitches about NYC today listen to anyone who lived there in the 70's and 80's it's like they're talking about a War Zone and if you find video it looks like one. Time Square was all rundown businesses, porn shops, hookers, drug addicts, dealers, and pimps.

This is a movie called Class of 1984 this is what Hollywood thought are High Schools were like

I loved the 80's and if I could I'd go back in a heartbeat, but it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows that's for fucking sure.

 

[Tiresome]

The crew cabin did not explode. It separated intact and descended to the ocean over two minutes and 12 seconds, during which the crew was almost certainly alive. The cabin was found relatively whole on the ocean floor but obviously hitting the water at 200MPH was not survivable. Three of the seven astronauts activated their Personal Egress Air Packs (PEAPs), which supply emergency air. The pilot’s PEAP was activated, and his switch panel had switches moved from launch positions, implying deliberate action after the explosion.

The shuttle was always a mistake. If Congress and the White House had had the guts to keep NASA under the tested and proven Apollo-Saturn platform funded, there would have been no O-ring burn-thru, there would have been no wingtip foam strike, and according to NASA's own 2007 report, the same amount of money that was spent on the shuttle would have ensured six Apollo launches a year (the shuttle averaged 4.5), two of them yearly to the moon, and U.S. boots on Mars likely no later than 1992.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The shuttle was always a mistake. If Congress and the White House had had the guts to keep NASA under the tested and proven Apollo-Saturn platform funded, there would have been no O-ring burn-thru, there would have been no wingtip foam strike, and according to NASA's own 2007 report, the same amount of money that was spent on the shuttle would have ensured six Apollo launches a year (the shuttle averaged 4.5), two of them yearly to the moon, and U.S. boots on Mars likely no later than 1992.

Meh. IMO there is value in learning what not to do again…..

The sts slowed us down, but at the right time.

While we could have had moved ahead then, our chances for success are higher now that technology is significantly more scalable.

Fail fast, fail early.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's amazing how he comes across as a stereotype of the most obnoxious, ignorant, out of touch, stupid, elderly boomer imaginable while being Generation X.

As we've said before, Boomer in his case is a state of mind. He might be Gen-X like on the fringes of it but he's a Boomer in everything else that matters.

The shuttle was always a mistake. If Congress and the White House had had the guts to keep NASA under the tested and proven Apollo-Saturn platform funded, there would have been no O-ring burn-thru, there would have been no wingtip foam strike, and according to NASA's own 2007 report, the same amount of money that was spent on the shuttle would have ensured six Apollo launches a year (the shuttle averaged 4.5), two of them yearly to the moon, and U.S. boots on Mars likely no later than 1992.

The whole point was a reusable space vehicle. Sure they got it but at the cost of spending way more on fuel, boosters and having to build a new one every few years. It was simply a waste of money from the get go.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack just likes the idea of a white massive thing being shot into near warp.

I'm not "that" old but apparently I was nursing when the challenger happened. Jack isn't very smart, like any smart... but he will take any anti basic and pass it off as some kinda smart. Jack is the kinda reason conspiry theories die. When someone says X war is fake they show jack as pro/anti.. and silly and no one asks more.

I don't want to side line, but basically Jack is dumb as fuck and thinks he sees things no one else can. He's fat and his grand kid will be black.

 

[p1138]

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Wait...

Why would remembering breakthroughs in cancer research, and access to any music ever be a problem? Also, long form televised dramas? Soap operas have existed for decades(since what, the 50s? long before fatty was born). I don't even know what the fuck "barf me out" is, or "spazoid"(other than being some garbage 80's speak I don't recall), and "where's herb" is a fucking burger king commercial ad campaign. Those are better than cancer breakthroughs and access to basically any music?

And that's ignoring the obvious globalization going on since fucking NATO. I know he's a mushbrain but holy shit you would think he'd at least remember NAFTA.