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- Feb 15, 2023
"War... War Never Changes."
On June 30th, Ralph first announced his return to the Tinder dating scene
The next day, Ralph went to "another town over" for a "morning meeting" and delayed his broadcast by several hours
During this broadcast, Ralph stated he is meeting a "hot 19 year old" tonight
It was originally going to be at a KFC, but ended up being elsewhere
Ralph later released a video of him with the 19 year old to X. She clearly cannot speak english, and only mimics random gibberish instead. The most audible "words" are child, and a lot of "UWAAOOOooo".
On July 7th, Ralph had a spastic appearance where he was generally fed up with his job. he stated that dating 19 year olds is cool and based, and how he can't think of any reason not to do so
He also admitted to showering her with gifts
And even planned on making her his live-in maid since she makes a pathetic amount of money compared to his illustrious gentrification e-begging check
Ralph used creepy vtuber lingo and defines her size as "Smol" and planned on fucking her in 2 days
The next two days Ralph bailed on two promised shows and stayed mostly quiet on X until he made a string of tweets implying he had intercourse with the senorita (which I personally do not believe has happened yet)
https://archive.is/bGhor
https://archive.is/dBl86
https://archive.is/c8nN1
On Wednesday night, the onslaught of gaylog tweets "forced" Ralph to prove that he is, indeed, dating a teenager
On July 10th Ralph went into depth with his visits with the 19 year old senorita. I already went into depth on this in the Killstream General thread, so please click the following to learn more
On July 11th, Ralph got a whiff that the Kino Casino was making fun of him, and started to sperg the fuck out on X and his show simultaneously about how Ralphs poo colored 19 year old GF he hardly knows is far superior to Andy Warskis old hag white GF
During his spergout, he confirmed he found her in Tabasco
Putting the Pieces Together
In case you don't know, after Ralph badly injured his knee during a Seizure episode in Colombia, he refuses to leave his home for any reason whatsoever. Not for cigarettes, and certainly not for groceries. So what exactly was this "Meeting" Ralph mentioned on July 1st about anyway? Ralph stated it was in "a town over" and we also know she's from Tabasco, which is about an 8 hour drive from Merida:
After the mysterious Meeting occurred, Ralph suddenly has an illustrious teenage girl to call his own. A teenage girl who, when stepping into his home, felt like cleaning it top to bottom and instead of running the fuck away. Simply uh-mayzin! But it gets even more illustrious if you want to know the truth about it, because on the night of July 6th, Ralph went to a baseball game with his lawyer and some other guy
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Pv5J
Who exactly was this uknown second person? I can't say for certain, I just know he mentioned it but unforturenatly I did not clip it. He did however, talk round-a-boutly of a 65 year old gentleman he met IRL who has over 240 contacts worth of young pussy on standby. This is from his July 7th showing, the day after watching the baseball game:
Is Ralph dipping his hoof into human trafficking again, or is this some type of Arranged Marriage? There is the possibility that they really did meet on a dating app, but to honestly take Ralphs stance that there is zero outside factors influencing this relationship is absolutely ridiculous.
Imagine entering this persons room, seeing a horrifyingly smelly pigsty, and not running the fuck away:
tl;dr / important takeaways
- Ralph is Trussing a bish again
- Shes lives in Tabasco
- She's "19"
- This is after Ralph had a strange meeting in another town over, and also speaking to someone IRL with 250 contacts worth of young
ussy - They talk to each other through Google Translate via Ralphs phone speaker (just like everyone else he talks too)
- She cleaned Ralphs entire pigsty of a house instead of running the fuck away
- Ralph has not had a 3 hour long speal on giving her illustrious creampies and ejaculating all over her face yet, so it's likely they have not had sex yet
- Ralph knows he can get permanant Residency by blessing this shithole with another demon baby
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