Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Blonrad Blurze]

Defurestation when?

When we finishing digging the corpse pits

 

[LetThemSneed]

So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too
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The balding theory isn't too far off after all.
(anyone have a source or date of the clip?)

If it wasn't called THE BOSS you'd barely notice

Would be interesting to see what his hairline was before the diremaul incident. He appears to be literally malding.

 

[The Stranger]

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uhoh the "it wont go anywhere its incoherent and there are no proper demands" bros are starting to sweat

the people acting like its on the people making the petition to iron out every single fucking detail and legislate and look at precedents legally like this is some sort of retarded criminal case and not a parliamentary process to propose policies and debate them.

GET FUCKED PIRATE DISINGENOUS TARD

FVCKING
BVSED

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Maybe the "Wouldn't steal a car" font? I think the name is FF Confidential

That font is actually copyrighted. It's a modified version of FF Confidential that the makers of the ad campaign didn't get permission to use, ironically.

 

[my penis is on fire]

That font is actually copyrighted. It's a modified version of FF Confidential that the makers of the ad campaign didn't get permission to use, ironically.

 

[Slimpacks]

Reacting to LSF

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=40667

The story about swatting keeps changing. It's no longer police reached out with no raid, it's they swatted the other place

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=25247

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

Proving he's not a shit coder. Code snippets are out context

Spoiler

 

[Jarch6]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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Getting that triggered over something as juvenile as "your ferret died from being out of mana" is hilarious.

seems his chat has taken to CELEBRATING every chat ban with spamming 404. Imagine celebrating mass bans / janny deletions


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Natural born slaves

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Reacting to LSF

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=40667

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The story about swatting keeps changing. It's no longer police reached out with no raid, it's they swatted the other place

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=25247

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Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

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Proving he's not a shit coder. Code snippets are out context

Spoiler

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Sounds like he is really coping right now. Entire internet has turned against him and his actions and history is the reason for it. And mald, we don't need to chase you off the internet, we are just leaving you to die a slow death that one day results in "PirateSoftware has filed for bankruptcy."

 

[Gog & Magog]

When we finishing digging the corpse pits

Never forget the Ferretcaust.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Getting that triggered over something as juvenile as "your ferret died from being out of mana" is hilarious.

His reaction to that makes me think that he's not providing them the best quality of care.

 

[LetThemSneed]

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

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"I need to put more of these up here because I haven't put all of them". He lies even when its easily debunked. Insane behavior.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Fails to correct a chatter about heartbound updates, starts coping after realizing

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/gMUc2kOn0Kw?t=22513

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This one has to go on LSF lmao "I don't believe that's true" -> "oh yeah I actually know it's true and apologized for it already"

 

[Aidan]

Mald has a hallmark lolcow feature of not understanding he's a lolcow and having a compulsive need to own the haters. Some people want him gone but he's also hilarious to watch be retarded, I just want to watch him cope on his downward spiral.

His reaction to that makes me think that he's not providing them the best quality of care.

It's hard to know for sure but it sounds like he let it live miserably with this "rare cancer" he says is super terrible instead of putting it down at some point. I'm no expert but I think that's another animal hoarder characteristic.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

i was more trying to fit the theme with horsemen analogy
and activision has the V cause they dont have the symbol and V is the most striking out of the letters in their logo

Excellent art, but I have to second Pierre D'Olnique, I think a lot of people (especially uninvolved people) will struggle to recognize the logos unless they're the original colors, while you can communicate it at first glance with the logo color match

 

[el gordo]

What a strange thing to point out. What a strange thing to be true. What kind of body composition does one have to have to sit like that naturally??

i imagine it starts with not doing a single push up in 20 years

 

[Hooked on phobics]

That hairline is looking rough

I find it hilarious that rosses hair line is better. He showed as much in his obligatory baldies episode

PPP reacts to Mald running a ferret rescue shelter, while also having a ferret fursona:

Seeing a reaction to this horror is great, considering I've been entrenched in mald for a while

Also I'm to lazy to quote it, but the fact an EU politician endorsed SKG gives me SO MUCH optimisim. Especially since these things USUALLY are flat out ignored at best. An ENDORSEMENT is huge.

on that note, you doomers who said itd never work can fuck yourself

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

the fact an EU politician endorsed SKG gives me SO MUCH optimisim

It's like Ross said: politicians like an easy win.

The issue that SKG is highlighting (digital media license abuse) is rather easy to understand if someone isn't A) a corpo bootlicking libertard, B) a run-of-the-mill retard that cannot read simple english or C) a child under the spell of a ferret-fucking pied piper.

People in the west have been doubting the success of a post million-signature win probably because they're American, and are used to politicians being corrupt as fuck.

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Are people that live in the EU as nervous about the corporate lobby as Americans?

European countries do not have anything similar to the first amendment. Even in modern times some countries can jail you for years just for criticizing their police departments.

 

[p1138]

So it is now Sunday for Mald, the first full week of July is over, and still no heartbound update.

Or will he claim that his weeks start on Monday instead of Sunday so he can put it off for another day? Seems he isn't streaming yet either, but Sunday isn't a day he normally takes off. How strange...

 

[Aidan]

So it is now Sunday for Mald, the first full week of July is over, and still no heartbound update.

Or will he claim that his weeks start on Monday instead of Sunday so he can put it off for another day? Seems he isn't streaming yet either, but Sunday isn't a day he normally takes off. How strange...

He always puts an update out the first half of the month, check the steam page and you'll see this. stretches

 

[Vic Macedonia]

True, but at least the Lord of Scam, Sir Chris Roberts managed to deliver his Server Meshing, no loading screen bullshit and the stupid sandworm

While Star citizen talks a lot of shit out of their ass, they try to deliver.
Plus if you remember well... PS started throwing rocks first at Star Citizen. It's deserved lmao...

Actually Jason got on my radar because of him reacting the Star Citizen controversy in a yt short. Fucker was complaining about Roberts marketing products to whales and Fagtree had no self awareness that he did (arguably) the same thing with his kickstarter and other shit. Can't fault a hustler who knows what will bring in the money while still delivering meaningful updates.