Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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You called GOD a false god. Don't get mixed up, sweetcheeks! You are going to Hell, and I already won.
Yes Claudio, I agree that Satan is a false god. Unfortunately for you, worship of him will send you to hell.
Why are you heterosexual? Go on. Tell me.
Because seeing hot chicks makes my dick hard. Simple as that.
Btw you can't say "cuz it's natural"
Yes I can.
Any sexual activity is a choice.
I agree. Raping cats is a choice Claudio, and you’ve made it.
But since you are already going to Hell
No Christian can tell anyone else that they are going to hell. I can’t even say that you are going to hell. If I have it would be considered a sin, but it doesn’t seem you recognize that.
 
The three Zoroastrians?
You are... really asking for it at this point. Jesus Christ. I'm becoming sliiiightly concerned about this.
Oh. So when are the Jews going to close my bank account? I didn't open it under my Kiwifarms screen name so I might be okay.
Just ask the people who supported Palestine in USA campus. They can give you tips!

Spoiler: Be a nuisance to the (((bankers)))

Is that the technical term?
Hey, fucking retard.

What's this?
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Looks pointy to me!
So why are you a faggot then?
I read this and then I see this shit.
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No one tell fucking Brayden that breadtubers have often transtrendered out (even doe they don't do jack shit to pass as either the other gender or act different, in the case they just go with "non-binary") after obsessing over fictional videogame women. Many such cases.

I do remember one case, one that the paranoid retard ex-mod and OBSESSED Synthler (if you know) watched on Youtube: About some fucking """"woman"""" that literally said that "being a fan of Amy Rose" made him fucking question his gender.
Soooo why did you have those ERPs on Xitter then?
Why do you like lolicon?

We can do these questions all night!
If you’re such a faithful and good Christian man Claudio, why do you wanna violently kill every single person here?
No one tell Goycast Guy what King David did to prove his worth. He's 100% in heaven so...
Get fucked.

Unfortunately for you, worship of him will send you to hell.
Goycast guy be like:

UHHHH UNO REVERSE!!!!

So pathetic.
No Christian can tell anyone else that they are going to hell. I can’t even say that you are going to hell. If I have it would be considered a sin, but it doesn’t seem you recognize that.
Are you implying that a child rapist CAN go to Heaven?

Let's watch you fumble this one.
 
No one tell fucking Brayden that breadtubers have often transtrendered out (even doe they don't do jack shit to pass as either the other gender or act different, in the case they just go with "non-binary") after obsessing over fictional videogame women. Many such cases.
What? I said I’m extremely autistic about Drakengard. What’s wrong with admiring an attractive video game character? Of course you would autistically obsess over every pfp change.
Are you implying that a child rapist CAN go to Heaven?
Yes. The Lord is merciful to anyone who is truly repentant and turns to him. The only unforgivable sin is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. You should know this.
 
Btw you can't say "cuz it's natural" because then you'll imply you are a fucking animal with no sense of human cognition. Retard. I'm implying what you are reading, silly. You chose it. Everything you do is a fucking choice. Even abstinence is a choice. You fucking heard me. Any sexual activity is a choice.
A man of God proclaiming that he's a sodomite by his own free will and not as a manifestation of his sinful instinct isn't the win you think it is. Just stop pretending you're a Christian at this point. You're about as close to Christ as Anton LaVey.
"B-BUT YOU'RE LE CRINGE ATHEIST WHAT DO YOU CARE?"
Thank you for asking, Strawdio. I think if people hold themselves to a higher standard then they should live up to it. As much shit as I throw at Christianity, I only do so because performative Christcuck LARPers like you are disgusting and deserve to be mocked. I actually have a deep and profound respect for people who adhere to the tenets of Christianity, even if I don't follow the faith myself.
No one tell Goycast Guy what King David did to prove his worth. He's 100% in heaven so...
Get fucked.
>"Surely if I tell them my religion is barbaric and backwards kikery they'll think I'm a righteous gigachad!"
Are you implying that a child rapist CAN go to Heaven?

Let's watch you fumble this one.
Far be it from me to suggest that a child rapist would go to a place that doesn't exist, but even a mere Fedora like me knows that it's the Lord's decision who makes it into the Kingdom to Come, not a spiteful sodomite trying to win brownie points on the Internet Peanut Gallery.
 
I can’t even say that you are going to hell. If I have it would be considered a sin, but it doesn’t seem you recognize that.
So... You do understand that God in the OT is the same as in the NT? Fucking retard. He even asked Moses' people to kill traitorous jews, this would obviously include any of the adults' children.

"B-BUT THEY WERE JOOOOS!!!" Goycast said.

Maybe those retards shouldn't have idolized The Golden Calf.

"BUT THE VERSE SAYS MEEEEEEEN!!!" Goycast said.

I dunno, Goycast Strawman. Don't you speak English? You know what "men" can mean in ancient times, obviously.

Spoiler: It's not just "male humans".
 
Never lied. Never raped a cat.
So are you implying you had consenting sex with the cat until it died?
If anyone thinks he is religious and does not
bridle his tongue but deceives his heart,
this person's religion is worthless.
Says the totally unbridled tongue boy.
Plus, you guys are such sissies, that you can't even make your own women fuck you
Making a woman fuck you is called rape.
You called GOD a false god. Don't get mixed up, sweetcheeks! You are going to Hell, and I already won.
I called your God a false God. Learn to read spicnigger.
Any sexual activity is a choice
You chose to rape the cat? You chose to get a boner when your daddy spanked you? That's really really gay. For someone who bitches about pride so much, you are claiming you chose to be this way. You chose to join the LGBT community. And they didn't accept you. Lol
You mean the same "complex" that your white ancestors abused in the past to try to justify pedophilia? That one?
Yes. The complex where you have an unhealthy sexual relationship with your mother (by your choice according to you) and an unhealthy hatred for your father. That Oedipus complex.
From getting tortured, murdered and thrown away like trash in the case your government does not find you useful anymore.
I'm really not worried about that ever happening since it's never happened to anyone in real life. You watch too many movies, idiot.
Christ. I'm becoming sliiiightly concerned about this.
When did you realize you were becoming concerned? Was it when you spent all night crying? Or was it when you turned purple from seething so hard you couldn't breathe?
What's this?
That's the claw. That's why it's called a claw hammer. Not a "pointy thingy end" hammer. You're as smart about tools as you are about religion.
Are you implying that a child rapist CAN go to Heaven?
Whoever believes in me shall not perish but have everlasting life.

Read your gay dead grandpa's Bible, faggot.
 
You don't even fuck women, Claudio.
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Hm, well he definitely looks like a dumbass saying other people are strawmanning while in the same breath setting up a strawman to attack people with.
Newfag moment. You know that... Doing strawmans is very common in comedy─When it's funny? That's the fucking point, faggot.
Far be it from me to suggest that a child rapist would go to a place that doesn't exist,
YES. KEEP SAYING THAT. I'm not even forcing you or anything! KEEP GOING!
but even a mere Fedora like me knows that it's the Lord's decision who makes it into the Kingdom to Come,
Aaaaaaand he backpedaled. This guy's soul KNOWS. Talk about an emergency brake moment!
>"Surely if I tell them my religion is barbaric and backwards kikery they'll think I'm a righteous gigachad!"
Still the same Lord. Get fucked.

...I mean, you technically will get fucked where you are going, so...

Just not in a pleasant manner.
[Atheist Redditor Sperg out]
No wonder your ancestors killed people like you, holy shit you are nuts.
The Lord is merciful to anyone who is truly repentant and turns to him.
Yeah, I didn't expect to ever use this one, buuuuuuuuuuuuut---

“Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea."

God literally says that blasphemy against The Holy Spirit is unforgivable, too. Therefore...

@Sparkletor 2.0: Big fat L
@Tablet County: Too late for you pal
Whoever the fuck was the Pokétard who likes weed: Still can save himself, probably. Unlikely.

Whoever believes in me shall not perish but have everlasting life. Read your gay dead grandpa's Bible, faggot.
"Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven people, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven."

Good timing!
 
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Newfag moment.
It wasn’t you who joined the site in 2021 Claudio.
Yeah, I didn't expect to ever use this one, buuuuuuuuuuuuut---

“Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea."
That doesn’t mean they can’t go to heaven. Yes Claudio, even you could go to heaven. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem you are willing to change your ways. Having such pride does not help your chances. Here’s hoping The Lord has mercy on you.
 
Don't worry, @Goycast Guy.

Not counting Israel's capital. USA is already the modern Sodom and Gomorrah. Otherwise why would people dare to do this?

I'll await a good, non deflective response from you.
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Btw this beanmouth motherfucker for protagonist is 11. Just to let you know.
Yes Claudio I think that’s called California.
Lying about what the Bible says is a sin, Brayden "Twink" Hayden!
The one unforgivable sin in the Bible is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. You should be rejoicing that even a homosexual pedophile like you could go to heaven.
 
Hm, well he definitely looks like a dumbass saying other people are strawmanning while in the same breath setting up a strawman to attack people with.
No you mistunderstand. See I jokingly created a strawman of him (dubbed Strawdio) in the post before last to refute a common point levelled against atheists who criticize people of faith, so he picked up on that and decided to do the same to you as well. He's been doing it throughout the thread actually, it's honestly kind of creepy.
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He said he's been trying to get closer to god and is trying to reflect a more Christlike ideal. Those posts were from two months ago, I'm willing to bet he's repented of those sins at this time.
"BUT I MADE THOSE FURFAG POSTS YEARS AGO AND YOU'RE STILL HOUNDING ME FOR THEM."
Thank you again, Strawdio. The difference is that you clearly haven't made any effort to change yourself for the better. Maybe you have repented for your sins, maybe you didn't rape a cat, but you're still unrepentantly gay, which is universally a no-no for Abrahamics. You're also petty, vengeful, and morbid.
In short, you're a slave, Claudio. You think of yourself as a slave and because you do you have the morals of a slave.
YES. KEEP SAYING THAT. I'm not even forcing you or anything! KEEP GOING!
You're threatening me with something I don't believe in. Genius Claujimbo.
No wonder you think your imagined death scenarios hold any weight.
Aaaaaaand he backpedaled. This guy's soul KNOWS. Talk about an emergency brake moment!
At this point you might as well try casting a spell on me, it'll have the same effect.
It has nothing to do with my soul, you retard. I just know more about Christianity than you do, despite not even being a Christian.
Still the same Lord. Get fucked.
Sounds like a bunch of backwards, barbaric kike shit. It's a good thing for me that I don't believe in any of that disgusting tribal nonsense.
...I mean, you technically will get fucked where you are going, so...

Just not in a pleasant manner.
No wonder your ancestors killed people like you, holy shit you are nuts.
THE SELF AWARENESS IS STUNNING.

You do realize my ancestors killed people like you too, right?
 
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