The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

My jeet-dar keeps going off. I wonder why.

 

[Sooty Soot]

My jeet-dar keeps going off. I wonder why.

Sir I am white man Nordic from Sweden and I'm requesting humbly kindly Respectfully requesting please Turn off jeetdar Sir

 

[BlastMonk]

If you ever want a decently funny half hour or so, go through the talk pages of things like Ayurveda on Wikipedia. Ayurveda in specific is occasionally beset by butthurt jeets that hate how Wikipedia won't accommodate the absolute nonsense that is Ayurvedic medicine. For instance, one of the tenets of Ayurveda is that mercury can cure disease. Mercury, for those unaware, will absolutely kill you if it accumulates in your tissues and can cause everything from kidney to neurological damage all the way up to death. To the jeets, however, if they "purify" it by baking it with literal cow shit it becomes a medicine that can cure anything.

"In 2016, the WHO published a report titled "The Health Workforce in India" which found that 31 percent of those who claimed to be doctors in India in 2001 were educated only up to the secondary school level and 57 percent went without any medical qualification. The WHO study found that the situation was worse in rural India with only 18.8 percent of doctors holding a medical qualification"
Absolutely horrifying. So India is as insane as it is because lots of them are running around with heavy metal poisoning driving them to madness.

 

[Judge Holden]

The Wheel of Poo must spin again...


Okay, this could be interesting. Last time I dropped here I found a bunch of feral looking pigs so lets see where we land....





Damnit....so close to the ultra rare swastika bingo win but could not see any legit heat/smog/poo miasma so could not in good conscience check that box

Also fair being fair, a couple follow up pins indicate Goa may be one of the parts of India that resembles a generic third world country rather than the poo and trash and rubble strewn hell that is the majority of the country so I guess Goa Jeets can hold their dysgenic heads high knowing the state may yet reach the lofty standards of Kenya or Senegal

 

[Sooty Soot]

The Wheel of Poo must spin again...
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Okay, this could be interesting. Last time I dropped here I found a bunch of feral looking pigs so lets see where we land....
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Damnit....so close to the ultra rare swastika bingo win but could not see any legit heat/smog/poo miasma so could not in good conscience check that box

Also fair being fair, a couple follow up pins indicate Goa may be one of the parts of India that resembles a generic third world country rather than the poo and trash and rubble strewn hell that is the majority of the country so I guess Goa Jeets can hold their dysgenic heads high knowing the state may yet reach the lofty standards of Kenya or Senegal

Know that they're so averse to beef, why didn't 'jeets raise pigs as their primary food source instead of being protein-deficient manlets?

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

So India is as insane as it is because lots of them are running around with heavy metal poisoning driving them to madness.

They also burn their garbage (including plastic) and toss dead bodies into rivers and use that water for irrigating crops. They have set up a very efficient loop for recycling all their bioaccumulated heavy metals.

The average Jeet is a walking Superfund site.

 

[BlastMonk]

Know that they're so averse to beef, why didn't 'jeets raise pigs as their primary food source instead of being protein-deficient manlets?

Pigs would challenge their access to cow shit to roll in.

 

[Judge Holden]

Know that they're so averse to beef, why didn't 'jeets raise pigs as their primary food source instead of being protein-deficient manlets?

Because pigs are tough enough and smart enough to both overpower and outsmart the average pajeet, as well as well endowed and well groomed enough to attract the average pajeeta who assume they are some exotic kind of white man who might spirit them away from Poo hell to the shining streets of Milwaukee Wisconsin

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Therefore there are several dozen different hindoo taboos about pork and pig so that the average jeet might be spared from having to compete with yet another superior species for the chance at a forcible mate

 

[Back me up!]

Because pigs are tough enough and smart enough to both overpower and outsmart the average pajeet, as well as well endowed and well groomed enough to attract the average pajeeta who assume they are some exotic kind of white man who might spirit them away from Poo hell to the shining streets of Milwaukee Wisconsin
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Therefore there are several dozen different hindoo taboos about pork and pig so that the average jeet might be spared from having to compete with yet another superior species for the chance at a forcible mate

Lol, now I'm thinking about what would happen if the wild boars running all over Texas/South East actually got imported to Indian to go run crazy. Would they take over the jeet towns? Outbreed the pajeet faster then the Indians can eat them? God knows hogs that big could probably live off the trash/dead bodies that is ever where.

 

[Hamstirer]

Lol, now I'm thinking about what would happen if the wild boars running all over Texas/South East actually got imported to Indian to go run crazy. Would they take over the jeet towns? Outbreed the pajeet faster then the Indians can eat them? God knows hogs that big could probably live off the trash/dead bodies that is ever where.

Do you want pigeets? Cuz that's probably what you are gonna get.
I started watching codex jeet 3 and they already have some spider kids over there, we don't need a pork version.



It's on odyssey if anyone has problems finding it

 

[Back me up!]

Do you want pigeets? Cuz that's probably what you are gonna get.
I started watching codex jeet 3 and they already have some spider kids over there, we don't need a pork version.



It's on odyssey if anyone has problems finding it

Ha ha, as if a 400 pound boar sow is gonna let a 120 pounds stick (even as a group) let them rape her.

Now I'm staring to think they idea has merits. The boars will eat all the garage/dead bodies, the Indian can eat the boars, and both can survive in filth and miserly.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alright 'nother spin incoming...


Ok and we got east coast, can't recall a drop here in a while but lets see how bad it could be...

 

[Hamstirer]

Ha ha, as if a 400 pound boar sow is gonna let a 120 pounds stick (

She might fight off the first couple hundred, but eventually she will tire out and the endless stream of poos will over take it .

 

[Waffle Iron]

Why are these two sheets different?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

She might fight off the first couple hundred, but eventually she will tire out and the endless stream of poos will over take it .

Now that's a disturbing thought. Early humans used persistence hunting to become food chain predators. Jeets took it and used it to become sexual predators.

 

[Judge Holden]

Why are these two sheets different?

Random placement each time they are used, plus I remembered the number of times I saw a horse or in some cases a camel in rural jeet locales and decided to edit the "stray goat/pig" box accordingly

She might fight off the first couple hundred, but eventually she will tire out and the endless stream of poos will over take it .

Could 100 pajeets rape 1 gorilla?

 

[Waffle Iron]

Random placement each time they are used

I see, I guess I panicked because I thought the sacred art of pindia was disrespected.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Some jeets are renting a airbnb across the street from me. They came to my house asking to borrow an extention cable because their telsa had no charge and the rental didn't have a external power outlet to charge it. The husband was in flipflops even though we are in a heavily wooded area. Of course I told them to fuck off and go back to their shithole country.

No seriously, I lent them the cable because i"m not a shitty neighbor. Thank god they are just renting. Was worried they were new neighbors as first.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Some jeets are renting a airbnb across the street from me. They came to my house asking to borrow an extention cable because their telsa had no charge and the rental didn't have a external power outlet to charge it. The husband was in flipflops even though we are in a heavily wooded area. Of course I told them to fuck off and go back to their shithole country.

No seriously, I lent them the cable because i"m not a shitty neighbor. Thank god they are just renting. Was worried they were new neighbors as first.

You shouldn't have answered the door. ANY act of kindness or decency towards a jeet invites more of them in.

 

[Hamstirer]

No seriously, I gave them the cable because I do not want it back all shitty.

FIxed it.
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