I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[krazy orange cat]

Was it a black cat?

He was mostly black but with a patch of white on his chest and one white foot.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Dr Cruel]

He was mostly black but with a patch of white on his chest and one white foot.

So more like a Hawaiian black cat.

He must like living with you. This breed usually only sticks around for a maximum of eight years.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

This pretty baby silently snuck onto my porch and sat while I was smoking. Waiting to eat; normally I’m inside. I moved the bowl out into the open for him.

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[troonshine]

 

[souschef]

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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My friend and I after the evil wizard turned us into kittens for trying to steal his magic book.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

My friend and I after the evil wizard turned us into kittens for trying to steal his magic book.

I can think of many far worse fates

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I can think of many far worse fates

 

[Señora Airi]

He was mostly black but with a patch of white on his chest and one white foot.

Awww he sounds similar to the my first cat, Shadow, though he just had a tuft of white on his chest and all the other fur was black.

My current cat Phoebe is quite mesmerized by my screen and the cursor moving. She's treating it like a laser dot from a laser pointer.

 

[krazy orange cat]

My current cat Phoebe is quite mesmerized by my screen and the cursor moving. She's treating it like a laser dot from a laser pointer.

If you haven't yet, you should check out Cat Games on YouTube.

 

[Señora Airi]

If you haven't yet, you should check out Cat Games on YouTube.

Thanks I'll have to put that on for her

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If you haven't yet, you should check out Cat Games on YouTube.

I tried putting stuff like this on the TV for my cats and all that happened is my cats almost knocked over and destroyed the TV. Your mileage may vary.

 

[AnOminous]

To commemorate 100 pages of Cats, I will tell you all another story about a Cat I once knew and the time she stole a pork chop:

I had a small cat who once stole a thick porterhouse steak that weighed almost as much as he did. He had dragged it several feet across the floor before his crime was discovered.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

Since we've reached 100 pages, here is one of my cat stories.

One night on the way home from work I stopped to get some chicken from KFC. There were a few cats that hung out in my yard and the neighbors because there was a maintained cat colony in the backyard of a house behind mine. I had a really steep driveway and as I was walking up the driveway with my chicken the cats of course were running around me and meowing. I knew the little shits would trip me so I sat the bag down on the driveway to pet one that was going between my feet (yes, I realize the error now) and while I was reaching to pet him another cat headbutted the bag, knocking it over. He then grabbed the bag in his mouth and took off running. The other cats all looked shocked by what happened as I was.

The chicken thief then decided he wished to live with me in the house (no doubt in hope of more chicken) and we spent the next 13 years together.

This cat story is beautiful and now among my favorite cat stories. It reminds me of one of my own cat stories, and I have not posted one today so let me tell you about the time my cat stole fish from my pregnant sister:

This was two decades ago, My sister was pregnant with my niece, and she craved Long John Silvers. She looked away for a second and the cat swiped it right off her plate! It is important to know that this particular cat was a pterodactyl, he had thumbs, so stealing fish was child’s play. My sister cried her eyes out because pregnancy hormones lol

 

[Mushroom King]

This is my cat, he has been on Kiwi Farms since he was born. Rest in peace, Cats, I didn't get to meet you, but I'm certain we would've gotten along.



Just look at this angel. I care a lot of about animals, but especially cats because they've always been there for me.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Ok fine my cat story. I used to bring this dude to my apartment after partying all night. We would also bring in food from the late night place and this little kitty would smell it and we'd let her in too. So we'd get baked and hungry, all three of us I guess.
Anyway, I kept both of them.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

ALL CATS ARE CATS

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

this particular cat was a pterodactyl, he had thumbs

You were going for Polydactyly.

A Pterodactyl is:

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I have had more than one thumb-type polydactyl cat over the years. They are great. I had one pick up a mouse by the tail with this thumb and huck the mouse into his mouth. The mouse was totally freaking out as he was picked up by his tail by a cat.