Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hamstirer]

As if Jack wouldn't deep throat the first place winner and runner-up at a farmer's market pickle contest.

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The lighting in this Sneezning with Jack video is also a little off-putting with its darkness and tepid ambiance, it's like he's filming this in cooking purgatory. Godbear added up all his mortal sins, multiplied it by 50, all his venial sins by 25, added it up, and punished Jack to do a few thousand years in chef purgatory. Still deepthroating and cooking poorly, still mushmouthing, still cursed to wield that wanker's claw.
I like how he spends the first third of his ostensibly-titled "Cooking with Jack" video talking about Brianna's brain, trolls, and his charity association.


They have condoms in India? I thought they just took a dip in that shit-infested holy river to cleanse their post-coital instruments.

That's not even that big for a Armenia cuke. I've had a few about that size

 

[MollyMox]

This fat oaf did this right before he disabled his comments. God, what a coward. It also tells me he was combing through old videos, probably to ban/block people from his channel? IDK. But to reply to that randomly and then literally that day in his stream start talking about how he's busy all the time, really makes me think I may have gotten under his skin just a bit.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

This fat oaf did this right before he disabled his comments. God, what a coward. It also tells me he was combing through old videos, probably to ban/block people from his channel? IDK. But to reply to that randomly and then literally that day in his stream start talking about how he's busy all the time, really makes me think I may have gotten under his skin just a bit.

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Why are you trying to talk to a stroked out retard?

 

[MollyMox]

Why are you trying to talk to a stroked out retard?

He takes the bait every time, like effortlessly. It's just a shame I can't continue our pleasant convo.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He takes the bait every time, like effortlessly. It's just a shame I can't continue our pleasant convo.

Conversation? You told him "lol u dum & lazy", he chimped out then disabled comments. There was already a whole 3+ pages of posts here discussing that investigative journalism video he did (yes, the one with the nails) like 2-3 weeks ago.

People like you are the reason thin-skinned people like him shutter their accounts, and for what? A two second dopamine rush?

 

[AltisticRight]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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That's because your brain doesn't work, stupid.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

we're hitting schizo-boomer levels that's shouldn't even be possible
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Idiots like him see conspiracies everywhere. Two things happen around the same time? They must be related.

There's an entire website out there that does this, for fun. It takes two unrelated things, puts them on a graph and shows how well they match up.

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Fatty's conspiracy shit goes well beyond HAARP. Remember the fires in Hawaii a couple years ago, or the major fires in California a couple years ago, or the ones earlier this year? Morons like this are how you get conspiracies about the DNC operating space lasers to set fires in... blue states dominated by the DNC and that the jew zionists have a laser on the moon that they use to attack LA/Hollywood that's... run by jews and not just use it to incinerate Gaza. Yes, Fatty was hinting at that conspiracy shit about Hawaii and California.

The only answer I have for this shit is Dementia dredging up memories of old GI Joe cartoons and comics assuming that some illuminati NWO group has the equivalent of a Cobra Weather Dominator and only manages to ever use it on themselves.

And it doesn't help that legit crazy people in congress bring these things up. I mean Empty G herself is all about conspiracies because she's a complete and utter Q-tard like Qali is.

I'm not a conspiracy theory guy most conspiracy theories can be explained away with just a little research of the facts. But Epstein is one I believe simply because too many people wanted this freak fucking dead. & it's not a right or left thing because there were many people from the entire political spectrum that were connected to this sicko. But how does Jack's stroked out brain rationalize that the current cover up is happening under Daddy Trump and his Government.

Oh I'm pretty sure that a lot of people wanted Epstein dead and that his "suicide" wasn't exactly voluntary. But the real smoking gun here is how Trump said he'd make the Epstein files public... then didn't. I think we all know it's because his name was on the list. But before anybody says he necessarily went to Epstein Sex Island for sex remember that Epstein surrounded himself with powerful and important men and not all of them were there for sex.

I'm pretty sure Trump was but that's purely speculation.

 

[Tiresome]

Came across this on a rando collection of memes and there has never been a sentence that fit Jack better.

 

[Sneedmiser]

I wonder if it would be possible to show RFK Jr. a video of Jack.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

This fat oaf did this right before he disabled his comments. God, what a coward. It also tells me he was combing through old videos, probably to ban/block people from his channel? IDK. But to reply to that randomly and then literally that day in his stream start talking about how he's busy all the time, really makes me think I may have gotten under his skin just a bit.

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This wasn't the pwn you think it was. You even took a screenshot and posted it here expecting an 'attaboy.' Reality is you look like a big faggot and, like khat quaffer said, you helped persuade him to disable comments. You're like that one nigger who reached out to an appliance manufacturer telling them not to give Jack a test unit, then posted a screenshot like they were some sort of hero. Kys yourself.

 

[The Stranger]

He doesn't even know who he's talking about anymore

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He doesn't even know who he's talking about anymore
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Maybe fatty is having another stroke

 

[Marc]

I suspect a CT scan compared to the one Jack got two years ago would show an even smaller brain resembling swiss cheese, with black clots for holes. Given everything the stupid asshole has said about managing his numerous chronic illnesses (as well as the numerous complications arising those unmanaged chronic illnesses he struggles with every day, all while using every breath to lie like a special needs child with a cookie jar stuck on his dick), he probably shrugs off absence seizers and TIA symptoms every day, with no one around him giving a shit, either, beyond being grateful he isn't barking more abuse or demands for meat in their general direction.

"Mom, Hope is licking the blood off Dad's penis again. But he's just kind of making an E.T. face, instead of yelling 'I've read the Bible eight times'; like he usually does."

"That means he needs more meat. Refill his bottle, okay? Don't worry about cooking it."

 

[the khat quaffer]

Maybe fatty is having another stroke

Jack's latest schizo-boomer-q postings reminds me of that post a decade+ ago of some black in an ancient Egyptian outfit with the caption akin to, "beware all ye who engage, this is the final boss of woke, he will equate the murder of mike brown/the electoral college to the atlantic slave trade before you can even blink" i can't fucking find it

With Jack it's, abandon all hope, the stroked out moron will equate beaners rioting in california with mass floods in texas and elon musk removing his lower set of ribs to suck his own cock. trust in the plan."

 

[Tiresome]

He probably thinks Maxwell is the current head of the Justice Department.

 

[semitooth]

he's lost it

 

[The Stranger]

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he's lost it

Does he think alligator alcatraz is somewhere they literally put alligators in prison? A migrant detention center is exactly something he'd support but maybe his Internet daddies haven't told him to support it yet.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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he's lost it

Even when he's pretending to be a schizo Jack's boring. It's feels so performative, like he's taking whatever retarded nonsense from tiktok to try and establish his right wing bona fides instead of telling the truth and just admit he's a SoCal welfare nigger faggot at heart.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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he's lost it

Does fatty know that Trump is the one covering up the Epstein files? I am guessing that fatty still blames Biden for that somehow

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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he's lost it

I also grew up in the ‘80s, which means I remember Reagan being shot and was exposed to endless, baseless hysteria about child kidnapping, duck-and-cover drills in the case of nuclear war, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, serial killers like Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez, American hostages being held by Iran, scores of plane hijackings, Ryan White and the AIDS scare, and even watched the Challenger space shuttle explode on live TV, killing every astronaut on board.

TL;DR Jack is a fucking moron.