Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,924 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,266
Did we get confirmation on that?
I mean it was obvious lmao but nice to have something to link to braindead orbiters
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Also Khronos his head slave mod, NOT a lawyer...
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From when Mald was malding about @Pvt. Parts using his voice in a clip and Mald said Khronos is a lawyer who specializes in copyright, saying he would be suing @Pvt. Parts. So Mald got a UK lawyer who doesn't practice law and quit his job to be a full time janny to submit a DMCA takedown request and then bitched out immediately when an actual American lawyer reached out. To be clear, Khronos was never anything, he worked at a law office and is now trying to ride Mald's coattails.

While getting that, I came across Mald talking about moving Heartbound to updates on the 1st of every month.
Did the bullying work this time? I guess he didn't like us making fun of his abandonware for the 5000th time. Also what was the previous build schedule if it had to be changed to monthly, Jason?View attachment 6876403
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Well that was a lie.
 
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???? For what reason would anyone need to say this 43 times in 12 hours?
It's an item or skill or something he's playing with in his stupid ass game
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We need to come up with a better item for this, and I think what it'll be is coagulated mass.

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I think we'll do a coagulated mass to keep that in parity.

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Because if that's going to use steel ingots, they should probably use coagulated mass.

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Coagulated mass is pretty rare, but if you find the red sand, it's not that bad.

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Coagulated mass one, two, three.

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We'll do it right after the coagulated mass, actually.

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there well do what we need to use instead it's coagulated mass is kind of

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like thaumaturgy we actually have to get coagulated mass coagulated mass uses

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thing with this is we've got at this point we have coagulated mass we don't

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want to use coagulated mass for the other one and this tier uses coagulated

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coagulated mass is very special it's one area and now it's like a core

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coagulated mass is difficult to get I think people would have to rely on

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coagulated mass in thaumaturge adding that to spellcrafting makes the most

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mass for mage. Coagulated masses for corrupted stuff though. Hmm. I could see where you're

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going with that. And I kind of agree. Coagulated mass is a corrupted thing. I was using coagulated

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spore blossom? Yes. Okay. So healing was spore blossom. Shadow was coagulated mass.

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used this somewhere. Okay. So shadow magic uses coagulated mass. Light magic uses spore

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to do Amber on this. I'm going to make it probably five times the drop rate of coagulated mass.

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coagulated mass

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Red sand. Where is red sand? There we go coagulated mass. Oh

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Common as a coagulated mass when it's from logging because that is the general standard we multiply the drop

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Coagulated mass which only comes from red sand

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So if you find red sand you get coagulated mass if you log you will get amber chunks

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We'll take the coagulated mass and we're gonna make this into

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but have two amber chunks instead of coagulated masses and

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three. Do I not start using coagulated mass? Oh I do it in tier four. Okay.

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pretty rare. Effectively tier four is level 25. Yeah. The coagulated mass tier four makes the most

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armor. We only do it for negative spells. So we have coagulated mass in this one and we have

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Coagulated mass is not high level locked. I mean it's not technically high level locked.

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coagulated mass from there right? We can do that. And then increase by two three. I guess we could

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game dev. So if we're gonna do we're gonna do tier three for it coagulated mass has to be a

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mass and it was actually nice. There was issue with coagulated mass? What do you mean there was

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issue? It slowed the speedrunners. Coagulated mass did? They're already gonna be slowed to shit.

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You need five of it. That shit's rough. Yeah tier four needs 20 coagulated mass dude.

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to put coagulated mass on this one. That'll go after leather. Two three four. All right.

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So for all the mage magic we're gonna do coagulated mass for all of it. I'm gonna work.

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Okay. We're gonna do tier four on this. Diamond corrupted. Crystal water. Coagulated mass. Amber

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coagulated mass. Yeah. We could either do coagulated mass or spore blossoms. You work
It could also be code for ferret fucking, for all I know.
 
Harmful Opinions did a full playthrough of Heartbound on stream tonight and OMG the game is BRUTAL. It's a typical high school project for computer class, about furry faggotry and childhood trauma. He played the newest iteration of the game, which he purchased. The file is huge (10.9 Gig), which @Flaming Dumpster was nice enough to archive here:
https://bossmanjack.net/BillyBong/ (He saved both the Kick and Twitch restreams, both big files are the same)

If you want to watch the VODS and maybe follow Harmful Opinion's stream channels, they're here:

Harmful Opinions is worth a follow. His playthrough with commentary is the first time I've seen the full thing and he calls it pretty well throughout playing. I knew that game was pretty bad from reviews, but I had no idea just how bad it is. There really is no saving this lump of trash, and this is what Jason, excuse me THOR, has used to build his reputation. Absolutely pathetic.
 
So funny. This frame (and "I grew up at Blizzard" ) at 0:22 is great too
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The balding theory isn't too far off after all.
(anyone have a source or date of the clip?)

If it wasn't called THE BOSS you'd barely notice
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Perfect back to back posting.

If Jack even remembers playing shitbound, I wonder if he regrets endorsing it now.
Well it is safe to say, he never got more of it.

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Why do pooners always draw in this specific art-style of desaturated colors and super thin lines? It always seems to be their inevitable artistic conclusion no matter what style they came from.
Tumblr artists all got groomed to poon.

Jason deserves it.
Pretty much this is the end all. He needs to be torn down on all fronts so he has zero credibility in anything other than being a narc nepo liar.
 
Can the thread not be derailed by retards arguing about shitty code? Double edged sword when retards post videos about Jason because now everyone comes out of the woodwork to become the resident coding expert in this thread.

Anyways Jason using the "it can run on a smart-fridge" to justify an 8 year long development period for this is retarded. No one would care about your code if you actually published a fully made game and didn't try to pretend like you have 20 years worth of coding experience. Video linked is also 4 years old so it doesn't hold up nearly as well now.
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Smart fridge clip
 
The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.


It's not behind a paywall, or at least I don't see the "Members only" tag.

Still, what a fucking faggot, just release it bro, you are not that important.
 
It's not behind a paywall, or at least I don't see the "Members only" tag.

Still, what a fucking faggot, just release it bro, you are not that important.
The grifter has made a third video on Mald, but it's behind a paywall for now. This time there's a gamemaker developer as a guest, which is an interesting twist, but that could be a nobody.
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Its a fucking premiere.
 
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I respect anyone farming Jason Hall right now. Keep it up until the end of July, please!
And see the Heartbound playthrough. There is no way he's releasing that garbage ever. The game is freebie shovelware at best.
HIS GAME STINKS! IT'S GARBAGE! IT'S SOMETHING A KID WOULD MAKE!
Seriously though, it's really, really bad.
 
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This is kinda standard for creators, and NOT really "paywalled" how many interpret it. MOST creators will put early access to shit up for fans who pay, but STILL release for free shortly after.

At least all that generally applies IF they have a patreon or the sort, a bit of money to support them, and in exchange, earlier access.
 
This is kinda standard for creators, and NOT really "paywalled" how many interpret it. MOST creators will put early access to shit up for fans who pay, but STILL release for free shortly after.

At least all that generally applies IF they have a patreon or the sort, a bit of money to support them, and in exchange, earlier access.
It's not that good of an idea for someone of his size, you'd much rather have those people watching the video first on youtube to help its initial performance to boost it in the algorithm. Premiering a video is also kind of amateurish, I guess in this case it's for the sole purpose of driving people to his patreon to make more money, which could be considered a good business decision, but ultimately just supports the point that he's seeking to make as much money as he can from this controversy.
 
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Absolute insanity. Idk how even he could refute hes mentally ill at this point. This is the definitive proof if anyone still needed it.


He used to work at blizzard maybe one of the biggest gaming centric "memes" of the last decade. Even in its relative infancy its fucking everywhere. Any topic online regarding this dude is just filled with "well did you know he used to work at blizzard?" Just comment after comment chains of he worked at blizzard. I get how he pretends he doesnt say the shit all the time. But no way the people who stan this dude beleive this shit when he says it. What a crazy disconnect from reality. Like its relatively tame his response on its own. But when you see it juxtaposed with the supercut its so fucking jarring. Hes an actual crazy person.

Whats crazy tho is like you don't have to see the supercut to understand hes fucking lying. The little bit of knowledge and following ive done with this guy its all fucking blizzard and all the time.

Schizophrenics seem less delusional than Thor.
 
It's not that good of an idea for someone of his size, you'd much rather have those people watching the video first on youtube to help its initial performance to boost it in the algorithm. Premiering a video is also kind of amateurish, I guess in this case it's for the sole purpose of driving people to his patreon to make more money, which could be considered a good business decision, but ultimately just supports the point that he's seeking to make as much money as he can from this controversy.
It probably is amaturish, and hes no amazing streamer or anything, but people saying hes "worse than mald" are fucking retards. Thats the biggest thing. I see that and it always comes across as a thinly veiled defense of a lolcow
 
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