Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

"I worked from home for 15 years"

What the fuck were you doing with a full time office and secretary then? What about working with that bank or insurance or whatever the fuck it was.

Going to school isn't work you dumbass and you presumably had to actually attend classes at the law school and etc, so even if it was I sure hope you didn't 'work' from home for that.

Nick's barely been a licensed lawyer for ten years (and in that time had just as many cases total, it seems).

It's just such a dumb statement.

He overexaggerates his necessity to the Nth degree. It'll be interesting as to how he occupies his time as his children leave home for college (or the therapist.)
God I wish we could see the PSI report, there has to be violently negative commentary about Nick in there, the way he acted in the CPS case, his continued drug use, etc.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.
He should ask his daughter what she thinks about daddy dosing her and being removed from her home because of drugs.

He sure does contradict his guilty plea a lot.

 

[Kandinsky]

Will someone please remind me why MAPton is obsessed with/hates Aaron so much? Does anyone have the lore on this feud? Sure Aaron is an obnoxious asshole, but the hate boner MAPton has for Aaron is perplexing.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.
He should ask his daughter what she thinks about daddy dosing her and being removed from her home because of drugs.

He's saying this while at this child's BIBLE CAMP! (Family Weekend ends today.) Cue Oprah voice. 'And you get cocaine! And you get cocaine! You get all get cocaine! Jesus wants you to have cocaine!'

 

[There She Glows]

Will someone please remind me why MAPton is obsessed with/hates Aaron so much? Does anyone have the lore on this feud? Sure Aaron is an obnoxious asshole, but the hate boner MAPton has for Aaron is perplexing.

His entire livelihood is currently based off of obsessing over Aaron.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.
He should ask his daughter what she thinks about daddy dosing her and being removed from her home because of drugs.

"much of my story has been told by people that don't know me or my kids."
Actually, 95% of your story was told by yourself on your livestream, which is why people figured out your are a drug addict. Additionally, all of the inside details we know are from people who knew you, Kayla, and your kids. People like Aaron, your pastor, your kids' teachers, and others.
What a retarded cope from Nitrous Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

"much of my story has been told by people that don't know me or my kids."
Actually, 95% of your story was told by yourself on your livestream, which is why people figured out your are a drug addict. Additionally, all of the inside details we know are from people who knew you, Kayla, and your kids. People like Aaron, your pastor, your kids' teachers, and others.
What a retarded cope from Nitrous Nick.

There's no explanation Nick can give that'll justify what we saw on his streams and in public

He's just lying and saying there is because he knows a few retards will accept it

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.

The county really missed out when they didn't sentence Nick to doing Drug Education sessions all around Kandiyohi County.

"Hi kids, I'm Dr Nick, your drug education teacher and we're going to start the course with a session on how to inhale whippits and then over the next few weeks, work our way up to the various methods of ingesting cocaine. The little nerds and faggots in the class will be snorting lines. The gifted students and the A stream will be looking at advanced methodology like methods of freebasing and the advantages of the speedball.

And don't forget, whatever those losers outside tell you: drugs aren't bad, mmmkay?

OK, lets start by handing out the balloons."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is such a massive cuck he can get cucked without anyone else even being in the room.

Unless Jamaican bulls are ready to wreck his whiteboi ass, in which case it's all hands on dick.

Qayla was likely in the cuck chair for these sessions, although I doubt that pilled-out whore can remember them.

 

[john marston]

I can't get over just how woman-coded Nick is.

Nicole Rekieta arc incoming.

 

[Captain Manning]

After learning of Nick's PPP loan scam where he never paid it back, I would absolutely not be surprised at all that despite being rich thanks to his parents money, he decided Vic owed him some money for his "services".

What I will say is this:

Monty is not the first person to make this claim. In fact, the idea that Nick was getting a "kickback" from Ty was a theory floated by #KickVic very early on.

For example, nominal #KickVic member AniMat made a suggestion back in December of 2019, after Vic lost at the trial court level, that the IOLTA account should be audited.

Naturally, he got ridiculed for this back in 2019 but, now... with the benefit of hindsight... he might have actually had a bit of a point. There was an awful lot of money raised for what turned out to be piss poor legal representation. I too would like to know what happened to more than a quarter of a million dollars in a case that fell completely on its ass in a matter of months.

I realize that a claim like this requires proof, and that may never be forthcoming, but I am not convinced there is an "impossibility defense" when it comes to the idea that some of the money raised from Vic's GFM somehow made into Nick's pocket. Certainly a lot of it made it into Ty's pocket.

Moreover, Nick has an outrageous sense of entitlement that is a lot clearer now than it was back then. Even now he thinks he should have been Kyle Rittenhouse's PR agent, Vic's PR agent, and Law & Crime should pay him $700/hr for legal commentary. He also frequently takes advantage of people for his own benefit.

Is Monty correct? I dunno. I suppose the "fair" thing to do is say this claim remains unproven. However, I will say I no longer think what he's saying here is as crazy as I once would have. Neither Nick or Ty are honest brokers.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Even now he thinks he should have been Kyle Rittenhouse's PR agent, Vic's PR agent, and Law & Crime should pay him $700/hr for legal commentary. He also takes advantage of people for his own benefit.

Nick would want Kyle to have his own brand of Dakimakura pillows and nowadays, Law & Crime would pay him tree fiddy to fuck off.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick would want Kyle to have his own brand of Dakimakura pillows

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

 

[dustnight]

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Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.
He should ask his daughter what she thinks about daddy dosing her and being removed from her home because of drugs.

A fixed Justice system would have never came after me and had Aaron eating my goo off our wife's back if you wanna the truth about it. Peace!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

Considering it's Nick, he'd probably want a dildo based after Brise-Cul in 120 Days of Sodom.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

I did enjoy watching the trial and seeing Libshit Bingerbitches argue "he was surrendering, it was a war crime!" only to then watch his bicep vaporize into a red mist thanks to unarguably aiming his Glock at him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is Monty correct? I dunno. I suppose the "fair" thing to do is say this claim remains unproven. However, I will say I no longer think what he's saying here is as crazy as I once would have. Neither Nick or Ty are honest brokers.

Look, I don't know that gassing Vic up for his case was great- in fact, in hindsight, I'd say the opposite. While I see no evidence that Monty is a pedo, I have also watched some of his streams. He's a bit out there. Qanon out there. (Literally.)

I'm not saying it's impossible something untoward happened. But fucking with client funds in an IOLTA is the sort of thing that immediately could get a lawyer disbarred. I think it's much more likely that Nick say, coordinated with Ty to get the video depositions, expedited, to share on stream, and that was paid out of the IOLTA, than say Ty was giving Nick a kickback. Ty may not be the Sun Tzu he thinks he is, but I'm not sure he's even that bad to fuck with an IOLTA.

Perhaps it's being conflated, along the lines above; perhaps Monty has extraordinary evidence even. An extraordinary claim such as this requires extraordinary evidence.

 

[Sloppa]

Nicole Rekieta arc incoming.

I predict post-divorce Nick will dectuple-down and become an "alternative lifestyle" and ENGAGE the troon chapter of this sad, middle aged lolcow's demise.

Lets be real, Nick Rekieta wants to be dressed like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element, interviewed on the Dick Masterson Show, snapping back replies about his sex life in a funny & weird manner.


"omg Dick, you won't believe this, it's just funny AND weird, well I was coming out of Costco lastnight doing some lady shopping as us broads are wont to do, I think it was 7pm but it might have been 3pm, but I'm not a clockmaker like my brother's uncle, who has a spaniel. Spaniel? Sounds a lot like "Espanola" anyone care for some potted herring? Amirite!"

"HAWHAWHAW! You're on fire!"

"Then in the Costco, or was it a Kroger? I can't remember. No. It was a Costco because I remember they have free samples of hot weiner from Canada, then I saw a small child, I kissed them on the head, gave them $50 in quarters and Melton's business card"

"HAWHAWHAWHAW!"

"But here's the thing Dick, the cum I sucked from that glory hole, it tasted of asparagus. I hate asparagus.. . .it give me hives"

"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! As the power invested in me as the most cool Millennial, I now award you the medal of the funniest Comedian in the world. I love you Rekieta. Please move into my house immediately as my honoured guest"

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick should stop thinking about what a "fixed justice system" would look like.

 

[TherapyMan]

Ty may not be the Sun Tzu he thinks he is, but I'm not sure he's even that bad to fuck with an IOLTA.

I agree. There are only select few cardinal sins that fast track to a disbarment, and misappropriating client funds is the most common one.

I highly doubt that Ty, the guy who does trusts and estates for multi-millionaires, would risk his license, reputation, and entire livelihood to siphon a couple grand to Nick Rekieta.