The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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I'm not sure if this has been mentioned in this thread yet, but I was told that its a custom that jeets only wash after they have sex. I thought it was very funny considering the longer you go without washing the less likely you are to have sex, so this is why they eternally smell like shit. I didn't believe it at first but the person that was telling me this then showed me a movie from the 90s that referenced this exactly. I can't remember what movie it was, has anyone else heard this?
 
The British setup an export economy in India that relied on imported rice from Burma, China and other parts of Asia. This system was disrupted by the Japanese invading these places.
Everything that has gone wrong with India in the past is the fault of other, outside powers. It is Britain's fault that Japan decided to strike at Pearl Harbour after the Americans embargoed Japan, and stopped them being able to fuel their war in China following the Japanese invasion of the Dutch East Indies. All of this would have avoided if Britain manned up and had a naval arm's race with the Americans because Japan would have joined in and bankrupted themselves instead of fighting an actual war.

All this is to say, the modern Indian identity is built primarily on 1: Disliking Britain and 2: Blaming the fault of everyone else for their inadequacies. The Indian subcontinent not being united? It's the fault of the British for partitioning India and causing carnage there. It is the fault of the British why China is so much richer (because as we all know, colonization is far more costly than 30 years of war from the end of the Qing to the end of WW2 and into the Chinese civil war). than India.
 
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Is the price of oil funky or something? Filipinos refrying chicken they literally found in the garbage can afford to use new oil that is clean, but Indian oil turns as black as motor oil.
 
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Is the price of oil funky or something? Filipinos refrying chicken they literally found in the garbage can afford to use new oil that is clean, but Indian oil turns as black as motor oil.
Either way, some food you've found from a pile of garbage and frying it again "to make it edible enough" and pajeet street food that's being exposed to dirt and dust 24/7 are both disgusting.
 
Either way, some food you've found from a pile of garbage and frying it again "to make it edible enough" and pajeet street food that's being exposed to dirt and dust 24/7 are both disgusting.
This reminded me of something, which was posted on a Chinese telegram channel, they like to shit on Indian food and occasionally have some funny stuff on there..

Figured it would post it here.


 
If you ever want a decently funny half hour or so, go through the talk pages of things like Ayurveda on Wikipedia. Ayurveda in specific is occasionally beset by butthurt jeets that hate how Wikipedia won't accommodate the absolute nonsense that is Ayurvedic medicine. For instance, one of the tenets of Ayurveda is that mercury can cure disease. Mercury, for those unaware, will absolutely kill you if it accumulates in your tissues and can cause everything from kidney to neurological damage all the way up to death. To the jeets, however, if they "purify" it by baking it with literal cow shit it becomes a medicine that can cure anything.
Those treacherous chinky eunuchs stealing True and Honest Aryan homeopathic medicine for their even more treacherous chinky emperors and claiming them as their own. A tale as old as time.
 
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Oh fucking crumpets, back to the shit slicked desert I go...seriously of all the places in India I would not want to live, Rajasthan has to be near the tippy top of the list
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Words genuinely cannot express how bleak I feel whenever I get a pin in this accursed corner of this accursed country. Having among the worst squalor and filth and decay in all of India while also being a hell desert genuinely makes me uneasy in the infinitesimal chance I somehow wind up there or get hit by a truck and Isekai'd there

Also if you are wondering bout the local culture well I asked reddit and here are some examples
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STOP THIS INDIAN HATE!!!

You white autistic incels, Stop! STOP!!
Let me fuck yall up, i am a shell, of a shell of myself. The world is against me, including my cousins and everyone.
Like 7-8 years i got some chronic illness, and 4 years ago i lost a huge sum of money.
So i am a shell, of a shell of myself, yet still better than 99.99% of you, and 100% of all white incels.
To any black, arab, Filipino, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE RACIST TO INDIANS!
This is ridiculous what is happening, humans are evil
 
Got to observe a specimen in the wild.

Taking the bus to work and there's a jeet sitting across from me Shoes off, blasting hindu jeet babble music on his phone, strong smell of curry, shit and fermented socks.

:story:

It's fucking incredible, I've encountered severe autists with more self awareness than that. Also if I can hear your slop over Cannibal Corpse on ANC headphones you're either deaf or deserve to be shot.
 
This reminded me of something, which was posted on a Chinese telegram channel, they like to shit on Indian food and occasionally have some funny stuff on there..

Figured it would post it here.


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It’s kinda wholesome that no matter if you’re white, spic, chink or even a nigger, everyone can get along and shit on Indians.

They’re the human equivalent of stepping on a turd. Nobody wants that. (Except for Kareena Kapoor I guess.)
I refuse to believe this unless someone can explain the logistics of filling water balloons with jizz.
My guy… Never heard about water baloons filled with paint? Or flour? You don’t need to literally stick your jeet dong inside the balloon. You also DONT need to fill all 300 ml of it with jizz.

THIS IS SOLELY HYPOTHETICAL!!! I would think that if you wanted a semen ballon, you’d jerk off in a bowl, pass it around to your friends to jerk off into, and then get a needle less syringe. Blow the balloon up half way, fill the syringe with semen and empty it inside it. Tie and toss.
AGAIN: I AM NOT A DEGENERATE JEET, MERELY BEING HYPOTHETICAL!!!

Got to observe a specimen in the wild.

Taking the bus to work and there's a jeet sitting across from me Shoes off, blasting hindu jeet babble music on his phone, strong smell of curry, shit and fermented socks.

:story:

It's fucking incredible, I've encountered severe autists with more self awareness than that. Also if I can hear your slop over Cannibal Corpse on ANC headphones you're either deaf or deserve to be shot.
Of all the disgusting habits around jeets, their tendency to walk around bare feet 24/7 is one of the most weird and gross.

You can even teach a duck or dog to wear footwear. The jeetbeast? Not so much.
 
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I was called in to observe an autopsy and it was a murder case of a jeeta, who was shot multiple times by her jeet husband. I've seen dead bodies many times before (and other unsavory hospital things such as blood and accidents), but this is the first time that it really traumatized me. I went into shock for about a day, I came home and was trembling in the shower.
He had shot her multiple times, in the abdomen, chest, and head. We had to try and count the amount of bullets and whether they exited the body, and to check her injuries and organs, to figure out what specifically killed her. Her clothes and wound bandages were pasted to multiple spots on the body by blood and every time we had to try to remove a bandage/cloth, it'd shake the corpse a bit. Well, because he had shot her in the face, her brains kept leaking out of her nose and ear. Every slight movement would cause a slurry of her brains/blood/CSF to rush down. Bullets to the head tend to shatter the skull, causing this sort of stuff to happen. There were a couple of other things about her body that are hard to describe but they all came together to create the most horrifying end result. I've never seen someone look so broken. The wounds, the fractures, the leaking, the decomposition, the smell, it was all a lot.

Admittedly, the worst part was that I saw this right after watching Codex Pajeet 3. As I looked at her, and smelled the awful stench of rot, I kept thinking about how the Indians fish bodies like this out of the Ganges WEEKS after the time of death, or how they rape corpses like these. This lady was so rotten and decomposed despite being put in cold storage, but the bodies in the Ganges aren't even given that level of preservation. They are completely waterlogged and floating around in an extremely hot, humid, climate. So every time we moved her and the stench wafted up and her brains flooded out, I'd have these stupid intrusive flashbacks of Pajeet 3 and think about Indians eating her body or raping her. If a fresh body is so unbearably horrifying, I can't even imagine what the Ganges spits up. And they eat them RAW.

Anyway, if you're going to murder someone or kill yourself, don't shoot in the head, thanks. The people who have to deal with the body afterwards are human too, don't give us lifelong scars like this. I didn't get the chance to see the police or hospital report, so I don't know too many details but from what I heard while standing there, apparently the husband shot her and then ran off back to India. So the autopsy is part of a criminal investigation effort to try and stick some charges against him I guess. I don't know why I didn't read the report right then and there. I had the chance to, but I was too out of it to really focus. Rats.
 
STOP THIS INDIAN HATE!!!

You white autistic incels, Stop! STOP!!
Let me fuck yall up, i am a shell, of a shell of myself. The world is against me, including my cousins and everyone.
Like 7-8 years i got some chronic illness, and 4 years ago i lost a huge sum of money.
So i am a shell, of a shell of myself, yet still better than 99.99% of you, and 100% of all white incels.
To any black, arab, Filipino, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE RACIST TO INDIANS!
This is ridiculous what is happening, humans are evil
Why the fuck are you back
 
Anyway, if you're going to murder someone or kill yourself, don't shoot in the head, thanks.
What's the most painless, reliable method of killing myself that causes the least problems for whoever has to deal with my body?

Asking in case I get reincarnated as an Indian.
 
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