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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 326 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.7%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%
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Mirrors said:
I was thinking the other day how fun it would be to have Bossman as a freeloader, even though he'd probably only last a day without gamba and crack. Or he could come in to teach them how to gamble
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Bossman has a very unique environment that enables him to be the way he is and although it would be impossible to transplant him anywhere, it would be amazing to keep him cooped up in his own room and not having to interact with the fish at all. Just a constant presence tormenting them at random hours with screaming like this:
 
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Mirrors said:
I was thinking the other day how fun it would be to have Bossman as a freeloader, even though he'd probably only last a day without gamba and crack. Or he could come in to teach them how to gamble
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Everyone is always going to suggest their favorite Lolcow for a FT Freeloader, but my pick for best freeloader is the Brownsville Batman.
Tyree can skitzo rant for an infinite amount of time, he's hilarous.


He's also homeless, so they could get him for $100 and a bus ticket.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Fishtank desperately needs a "safety net" guy.
I'm guessing it's shorthand for "I'm the guy on staff who isn't a drug addled wigger, could theoretically hold a normal job and doesn't look like a sex offender or serial killer. My job is basically to make sure no one dies due to abject stupidity, and that things don't come to a crashing halt because someone didn't file paperwork or make a phone call."
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That was basically Vances job for Fishtank but wiggers got rid of him and see how that turned out.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Fishtank desperately needs a "safety net" guy.
I'm guessing it's shorthand for "I'm the guy on staff who isn't a drug addled wigger, could theoretically hold a normal job and doesn't look like a sex offender or serial killer. My job is basically to make sure no one dies due to abject stupidity, and that things don't come to a crashing halt because someone didn't file paperwork or make a phone call."
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I used to think that was Ben and his retarded character was one of his many hats.
Then I started listening to Hong Kong 2 and realized that Ben's true form is Valley Girl Ben and he's retarded.
Responsible Ben was as much of a character as Sheriff Ben.
 
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NylonPython said:
Everyone is always going to suggest their favorite Lolcow for a FT Freeloader, but my pick for best freeloader is the Brownsville Batman.
Tyree can skitzo rant for an infinite amount of time, he's hilarous.

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He's also homeless, so they could get him for $100 and a bus ticket.
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Joe Winko unironically could be kino if they try to hit him up with Burt and do MagicTank 2.0 with him. Give him an actual Frank N Furter-Warlock costume for Bloodgames.
Madison Grant said:
Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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My conspiracy is that They keep him on as a way to demoralize Markyposters/anti production guys by showing them how they look and talk like
 
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Madison Grant said:
Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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Say what you will about Sam Hyde but you can't say he has a "lack of success in life". Sam probably has tens of millions of dollars at this point. Elon Musk has watched his Dear Elon video. He's successful— everything else Burt said is probably true though.
 
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Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
Say what you will about Sam Hyde but you can't say he has a "lack of success in life". Sam probably has tens of millions of dollars at this point. Elon Musk has watched his Dear Elon video. He's successful— everything else Burt said is probably true though.
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Sam is rich and has a dedicated fanbase, but he could have done more. If only he was easier to work with and didn't have such a shit taste in women. But I have to commend him for playing his hand well after being canceled from Adult Swim. The viewer numbers for World Peace were fucking impressive and so was his comeback after the iDubbz doc. If only he focused more on comedy instead of the stupid e-daddy grift.
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Nigga's a grower, not a shower.
 
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