Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I know this thread has turned into a red text retard pit, but I wanted to post this clip because PPP is fucking miserable having to talk about Pirate Software. Warski really believes in this (bless his heart) but you and just tell that PPP wants it to be done. He's trying his best in this but he cannot hide his misery. If you understand this it's one of the greatest little pieces of media you can watch.

 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I know this thread has turned into a red text retard pit, but I wanted to post this clip because PPP is fucking miserable having to talk about Pirate Software. Warski really believes in this (bless his heart) but you and just tell that PPP wants it to be done. He's trying his best in this but he cannot hide his misery. If you understand this it's one of the greatest little pieces of media you can watch.

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Skipping through that it seems 90% of it is them reading text. Any subject that requires mass text reading should just be never considered for coverage. It's just a fucking bore.
 
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Warski really believes in this (bless his heart) but you and just tell that PPP wants it to be done. He's trying his best in this but he cannot hide his misery.
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PPP cannot turn off "I don't give a fuck." Even with internet drama, which I assume everyone here loves, he cannot force himself to give a fuck. It's one of the biggest problems of the shows, it’s why PPP usually brushes off Andy's vidya references. PPP plays vidya occasionally but he really isn't into it unlike Andy. Even I am into vidya and I can't force myself to give a fuck about the Pirate Software shit besides a "that guy's a faggot" so I imagine it's even worse to Ashton. Some people just don't care about cows, Andy shouldn't try to force it. Like they're both into DSP now apparently but I could not give a single fuck about what DSP is doing unless he says some wild shit like he loves being fucked up the ass by Asian prostitutes dressed as leprechauns.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I know this thread has turned into a red text retard pit, but I wanted to post this clip because PPP is fucking miserable having to talk about Pirate Software. Warski really believes in this (bless his heart) but you and just tell that PPP wants it to be done. He's trying his best in this but he cannot hide his misery. If you understand this it's one of the greatest little pieces of media you can watch.

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I think the only entertainment I can get out of the show these days is the retarded Odd Couple dynamic PPP and Warski have. PPP seems terribly checked out for a lot of the segments that Warski brings in, and while I can't blame him, it's not like his fat ass is bringing in engaging content either. Maybe the perfect punishment for their various crimes is this show being just successful enough to force them into working in the DSP/RTU/Idubbz/Ralph content mines forever. A groundhogs day of boring nontent they have to force enthusiasm for, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
 
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The biggest problem with the Casino, apart from Tardski being a worthless giggling moron, is that it's a long show that reacts in a paint by numbers way on a schedule even when it has to try to bleed a stone. It's the opposite approach that PPP had when he was streaming during the pre-grift days.

Tardski has never really made anything that I would consider remotely compelling or good, with the exceptions of when he was melting down (Aim Aim Aim is absolute cinema) or otherwise being a punching bag (both literally and figuratively.) PPP on the other hand is like a musical act that put out really good stuff for a few years, but now just makes the same album over and over to fulfill a studio contract and collect an easy paycheque. At the end of the day I get that I'm talking about a fatass who yells on stream about Ethan Ralph and other reprobates, but I can't imagine not feeling a sense of shame at knowing how far the quality of the output has fallen.

The fondness that I (and I assume others) have for the old days of PPP's streams isn't just that it was Tardskiless, it's that there was actual passion behind it and more often than not there was a REASON (and that includes firing up a stream just to shoot the shit with the audience) that a stream was happening that didn't include earning rent and Lay's money. It's no secret that the Casino hosts aren't the best at sticking to their schedule, but generally they clock in a few days per week whether there's a deluge or a drought of drama. Back in the PPP solo stream days (feat. Surfer) part of the charm was that you might not get a stream for two weeks, or you might get a few consecutive days of massive streams like during the Baked Alaska/Sammy white trash saga or the Chaggot trolling period that ran for 5-10 hours at a time without a single instance of shouting about paypiggy subscriptions.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I know this thread has turned into a red text retard pit, but I wanted to post this clip because PPP is fucking miserable having to talk about Pirate Software. Warski really believes in this (bless his heart) but you and just tell that PPP wants it to be done. He's trying his best in this but he cannot hide his misery. If you understand this it's one of the greatest little pieces of media you can watch.

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"You know, I'm like Quasimodo. I predicted this shit was gonna be bad, but I guess it doesn't take a hunchback retard to see this coming, huh?"
 
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The biggest problem with the Casino, apart from Tardski being a worthless giggling moron, is that it's a long show that reacts in a paint by numbers way on a schedule even when it has to try to bleed a stone. It's the opposite approach that PPP had when he was streaming during the pre-grift days.

Tardski has never really made anything that I would consider remotely compelling or good, with the exceptions of when he was melting down (Aim Aim Aim is absolute cinema) or otherwise being a punching bag (both literally and figuratively.) PPP on the other hand is like a musical act that put out really good stuff for a few years, but now just makes the same album over and over to fulfill a studio contract and collect an easy paycheque. At the end of the day I get that I'm talking about a fatass who yells on stream about Ethan Ralph and other reprobates, but I can't imagine not feeling a sense of shame at knowing how far the quality of the output has fallen.

The fondness that I (and I assume others) have for the old days of PPP's streams isn't just that it was Tardskiless, it's that there was actual passion behind it and more often than not there was a REASON (and that includes firing up a stream just to shoot the shit with the audience) that a stream was happening that didn't include earning rent and Lay's money. It's no secret that the Casino hosts aren't the best at sticking to their schedule, but generally they clock in a few days per week whether there's a deluge or a drought of drama. Back in the PPP solo stream days (feat. Surfer) part of the charm was that you might not get a stream for two weeks, or you might get a few consecutive days of massive streams like during the Baked Alaska/Sammy white trash saga or the Chaggot trolling period that ran for 5-10 hours at a time without a single instance of shouting about paypiggy subscriptions.
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I never really got into PPP in his heyday, my only exposure to him was him trying to Ambush Jim on stream during the Simpspiracy (?) arc where he looked kind of foolish trying to Drag Jim into a fight he had no dog in. That said I did get really into Godwinson during his Kino Dogme 2007, Alogging the Casino arc, and I definitely see the appeal, before he fucked the Schizo kike and went (even more) insane.

Sure GWS was coked up on "Pepsi Max", the Audio was terrible, and he was reacting to Youtubers Circa 2009, but it was actually stuff he seemed excited talking about. So even despite the comically bad production quality, it was something entertaining. I'd take Godwinson sitting in his dimly lit flat watching 2-3 mid-roll ads on video playing on his shitty laptop while blaring medieval covers of popsongs from his phone he's also recording from everyday of the week over the hour and a half donation and freebird pre-amble the Casino does, at least there's some kind of DIY charm to the former.
 
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I think the biggest detriment to the show, Warski and his crimes aside, is that they know if they show up, and sleepwalk through alogging aforementioned big 4, they walk away with a cool couple hundo every night. Say what you will about the early days of the show, but they were really invested in making alogging people they didn't like in to a job, above all else because both of them were flat broke. And well, I guess the monkey paw curled because even though they're raking in more money than they've ever seen in their "careers" it seems like they had a lot more enthusiasm and energy when they were singing for supper than they are now that they have annual Diddy Party retreats with the paypigs and Seder dinners with Gabe Hoffman.

Hungry Dogs work harder.
 
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