Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Dysnomia]

It's gotta be 1/3 shit she's heard from partners, 1/3 shit from typical degrading hentai, 1/3 shit from her mom. I know we go back and forth on the issue of her mom, but we've seen the things she would say about Pixy on Facebook and that was only what she said in public, who knows what kind of talk she kept private.

She's calling Aqua a hoochie, hoe and skank. Then there's the pee. All this is likely from her town bike days. And this would make her see gross hentai as normal because she was experiencing similar things. The language towards Aqua is pretty nasty and degrading. It's too bad she didn't have an older sister or close and sensible friend to tell her "This isn't right. Stop letting men degrade you. You deserve better than this". Maybe, just maybe it would have sunk in.

I don't think her parents would have made much of a difference. Pixy was delusional that her real dad was a Nipponese salaryman and Debbie was calling her a slut with a busted up pussy. She really needed a good influence outside of her parents. But her terrible attitude pushed everyone away who tried to help.

She’s having a litter of puppies.

That one really got me. It's peak delusional to think you might be pregnant because a dog named Sky is and Sky=Sora. One of these days she's going to be picked up by the cops for babbling incoherently about being a pizza while humping a table or something. She might even get combative with the popo if she's off her rocker enough at that point. I really hope it doesn't come to that. But she is getting worse by the day.

 

[Shay Van Buren]

It's too bad she didn't have an older sister or close and sensible friend to tell her "This isn't right. Stop letting men degrade you. You deserve better than this". Maybe, just maybe it would have sunk in.

Miyu tried to help her and guide her and look how that ended.
The second Miyu refused to cover for PT and lie to PT's parents for PT and say PT was staying with Miyu for the weekend when in reality PT was trying to go to a con, Pt dropped Miyu. It's why PT has no friends

 

[Falcon Sebben]

She's calling Aqua a hoochie, hoe and skank. Then there's the pee. All this is likely from her town bike days. And this would make her see gross hentai as normal because she was experiencing similar things. The language towards Aqua is pretty nasty and degrading. It's too bad she didn't have an older sister or close and sensible friend to tell her "This isn't right. Stop letting men degrade you. You deserve better than this". Maybe, just maybe it would have sunk in.

I'm thinking the same.

This isn't normal sexual behavior but Pixy seems to think it is because it's what she's experienced. I have no evidence of this but it feels right.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Apparently it's now called her precious. I can picture Sarah going into Gollum mode

 

[Vampirella]

Apparently it's now called her precious. I can picture Sarah going into Gollum mode

I sympathize more with Gollum

 

[Phouquehead]

Her imaginary dick is the only thing giving her any meaning? Bleak.

The lack of penis is not what's keeping her from finding a woman who'll have sex with her lmao. Even if she were to drop the trans intersex bullshit and larp as a lesbian instead she still won't find anybody. Iirc there was a brief period she did consider being a lesbian when she was still a tomboy-futa person rejecting her femininity after she felt something weird inside her snatch. But then she realized she isn't actually attracted to other women and became a yaoi instead. Because yaoi is an identity someone can be and not a genre of media made mostly by straight women for women who want to remove females from their erotica entirely (while lefty Westerners insist it's queer art for truly queer people).

Actually, now that I think about it, does Sarah really think "yaoi" is the Japanese word for homosexual male? Has she never come across any article explaining it's an acronym specifically pertaining to the fact it's erotic/pornographic content? Just like "futanari" isn't exactly a term for someone with a DSD or something abnormal about their genitals. Retards and hentai, not even once.

 

[Breadbear]

Iirc there was a brief period she did consider being a lesbian

Because every woman apparently has a lesbian switch to turn on/off at will.

 

[athousandrustynails]

She can actually do things! Like eat scrambled eggs and tortilla off a frisbee!

 

[Vampirella]

She can actually do things! Like eat scrambled eggs and tortilla off a frisbee!

She's eating scrambled eggs and a tortilla with a spoon. Bitch just wrap those eggs up in the tortilla and eat it like a real Texan.

 

[Dysnomia]

Miyu tried to help her and guide her and look how that ended.
The second Miyu refused to cover for PT and lie to PT's parents for PT and say PT was staying with Miyu for the weekend when in reality PT was trying to go to a con, Pt dropped Miyu. It's why PT has no friends

If only she'd stop insisting on asspats and eggshells. She treats people like they aren't autonomous beings and just there to agree with her and let her do whatever she wants. She seems oblivious to the fact that she's the problem.

Apparently it's now called her precious. I can picture Sarah going into Gollum mode

"Don't take away my precious I'm already feeling precarious."

Nice purple prose for her pretend penis. You can't take something away if it does not exist.

Her imaginary dick is the only thing giving her any meaning? Bleak.

The lack of penis is not what's keeping her from finding a woman who'll have sex with her lmao. Even if she were to drop the trans intersex bullshit and larp as a lesbian instead she still won't find anybody. Iirc there was a brief period she did consider being a lesbian when she was still a tomboy-futa person rejecting her femininity after she felt something weird inside her snatch. But then she realized she isn't actually attracted to other women and became a yaoi instead. Because yaoi is an identity someone can be and not a genre of media made mostly by straight women for women who want to remove females from their erotica entirely (while lefty Westerners insist it's queer art for truly queer people).

Actually, now that I think about it, does Sarah really think "yaoi" is the Japanese word for homosexual male? Has she never come across any article explaining it's an acronym specifically pertaining to the fact it's erotic/pornographic content? Just like "futanari" isn't exactly a term for someone with a DSD or something abnormal about their genitals. Retards and hentai, not even once.

She might really think that. Her Japanese knowledge is through a heavy weeb filter. Hon of life.

I think the only reasons she isn't yaoi anymore is because she couldn't find her Riku and that riding the dick carousel is something she regrets because of all the scumbags she was with. She sees dicks as dirty instead of realising that it was the guys attached to them that were the problem. It's been said before, but she needs therapy specifically for sexual trauma. Not that she'd listen to the therapist anyway.

She's eating scrambled eggs and a tortilla with a spoon. Bitch just wrap those eggs up in the tortilla and eat it like a real Texan.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Get some salsa, cheese, and tater tots in there and you'd have a pretty dank burrito!

But seriously, eggs are the first thing I learned to cook as a kid so it's hard to feel too proud of someone cooking them at what, forty?

 

[Picklechu]

Either someone called her an invalid, or that's a jab at post-stroke Debbie.

Eating scrambled eggs with a spoon just comes across as so weird for some reason. The tortilla on the side is what makes the post, though.

I somehow forgot about the table humping. It has been awhile since she mentioned it, now that I think about it. Maybe someone managed to convince her that isn't a thing that men do, or she got enough shit from posting about it that she doesn't mention it anymore despite still doing it "because [she] is a man."

 

[VinegarPussy]

My initial thought was “Surely she’s not calling stomach penis ‘my precious,’ right?! Like this is just my epically retarded take on it.” Nope. Guess her imaginary stomach dick that will come out if she humps enough tables at Whataburger or P. Terry’s has been upgraded to “Precious.” FFS.

Sarashton, no one wants to take Precious. They don’t want to remove Precious from you. Even if it existed, no one would want to get that close. Precious would be like that one weird dude you always see hoofing it around the neighborhood — just kind of off, and probably not dangerous, but definitely hygiene challenged and off-putting. No one wants Precious.

 

[Dysnomia]

Either someone called her an invalid, or that's a jab at post-stroke Debbie.

Eating scrambled eggs with a spoon just comes across as so weird for some reason. The tortilla on the side is what makes the post, though.

I somehow forgot about the table humping. It has been awhile since she mentioned it, now that I think about it. Maybe someone managed to convince her that isn't a thing that men do, or she got enough shit from posting about it that she doesn't mention it anymore despite still doing it "because [she] is a man."

Her dad might have called her an invalid because she's useless and lazy. I'm wondering if the spoon is to put the eggs onto the tortilla. Surely she doesn't shovel eggs into her mouth with a spoon. Anyway, she should keep up cooking meals for herself instead of buying fast food. It's so much cheaper and she'll have more of Debbie's perfume money for San Japan.

 

[Breadbear]

I somehow forgot about the table humping.

Nevar 4get

 

[athousandrustynails]

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Nevar 4get

I always thought this was a parody someone made

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Actually, now that I think about it, does Sarah really think "yaoi" is the Japanese word for homosexual male?

Based on the context of her writing? Yes. But then she massacres Japanese all the time.

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She can actually do things! Like eat scrambled eggs and tortilla off a frisbee!

OMG! She can do things that children are capable of doing.

She's eating scrambled eggs and a tortilla with a spoon. Bitch just wrap those eggs up in the tortilla and eat it like a real Texan.

Missing the hot sauce, salsa and bits of chorizo though.

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Nevar 4get

I can count on one hand, and still have all five fingers left over, the amount of times I've humped a table as a man.

In fact masturbating using the edge or corner of a table is a thing women do.

 

[Dysnomia]

In fact masturbating using the edge or corner of a table is a thing women do.

Excuse, me! She's stimulating her stomach penis! Stop harming Ashton!

Some replies from the instantly infamous "my precious" post:



These people must not know about the tummy pen0r or they just haven't made the connection. They are trying to be nice and ask Pixy about her problem. But once again she fails to recognise when people try to help. And yet she will still complain that no one wants to be her friend. Almost 40 and she still can't figure out why no one likes her.

I wonder who tried to take her "Precious"? Maybe her dad just called her Sarah/told her she wasn't a man. It's probably as simple as that since everything she moans about is so overblown.

 

[TismFarmer]

But then she realized she isn't actually attracted to other women and became a yaoi instead. Because yaoi is an identity someone can be

Well .. I don't know how wrong she is about that.
After all, Yaoi is short for "Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." Which means No climax, no point, no meaning, and if Pixy is anything, she's pointless and meaningless and I don't want to think about her climax...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Excuse, me! She's stimulating her stomach penis! Stop harming Ashton!

Then at least have the decency to do that in private and wash your hands afterwards.