Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?
The vast majority of dog owners stay outside the shower with their clothes on as they clean their pets. Why did you get naked and then get into the shower with your dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.
But if I kill myself I’ll go to hell. My master is sitting atop the throne in the kingdom of heaven.
 
Nigger what. Why do you shower naked with your dog. Do you use the actual shower head to wash your tiny ass dog?
That "tiny ass dog" is still alive today and she just turned 10. You fucking retard. Her age should already debunk any kind of sexual abuse you LOVE to concoct in your (quite literally) autistic brains. YOU (and I as well) know that most dogs that are raped or sexually abused end up dying at some point from organ failure.

But then I remember, it is you, @Sperg Spectating. Facts don't matter, only emotions and lynch mob tactics. Too bad that the only lynch mob tactics that you can do irl, because you wouldn't survive an attempt on me irl. I would make sure on that.

"B-B-BUT LE HECKIN' MURDER!!"

Any fucking court, even Mexico's, would see that a 1 v 6+ people and determine who the fuck is the aggressor.

The mob, of course. Every single extra person is just more ammo for the 1 individual team to say "They feared for their lives".

By the way, self defense killing is legal in my state, so don't fucking think about smoking a blunt and spread lies.

Again.
 
Nope. You didn't. :smug::smug::smug:
I did. You wanted me to post the images for you. And I tell you I will not be seeking out cub porn for you.
Yup, you are so going to die if shit hits the fan up there.
Up where? I'll be perfectly fine.
Tell me you are the literal definition of hikkikomori without telling me you are one of those.

Questions like the one you just did @DoNotFeedTheSneed DoNot would make you deserve a fucking beating.
Good thing I didn't ask a question then :smug:
You don't seem to think before you post. It's hardly my fault for seeing the proof that you are a pedophile and coming to that conclusion.
would make you deserve a fucking beating.
Seethe more fag. Pray to your moon god and watch as nothing happens.
 
Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.
You got naked? To shower your dog?
Holy fuck you must be the most retarded person I've ever seen on the internet.

Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?
 
Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?
Even if they aren’t, he could have just stood outside the shower and not gotten wet.

Maybe they needed to conserve water so he needed to take his shower at the same time or something? I know his family isn’t the most well off.
 
I will stop bullying Claudio once I get bored.

In other words, when he finally logs off. In other words, never.

The vast majority of dog owners stay outside the shower with their clothes on as they clean their pets. Why did you get naked and then get into the shower with your dog?
Hey faggot.

You fucking faggot.

Do you really think everywhere else is like fucking USA? The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

Ah, what am I saying. Of course you do! You belong to Satan!
But if I kill myself I’ll go to hell.
You are literally, word for word, a Pharisee. You are a Judas Iscariot. You would scream for Barrabas to be freed. All you need is to be a jew and the full on Pharisee attire done!

“We are not illegitimate children,” they protested. “The only Father we have is God himself.”
Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me. Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say. You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me! Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

Free will truly has a high price, and you show it with your dumbassery.

I did. You wanted me to post the images for you. And I tell you I will not be seeking out cub porn for you.
"Outlandish statements require outlandish evidence."

You failed this.
Seethe more fag. Pray to your moon god and watch as nothing happens.
You... are literally the one LARPing as a uber-traditional European (which were pagan).
None of that is an explanation for why you get naked in the shower with your dog.
Yes, yes it is. Get fucked. In fact, please swallow nails. I heard iron is good for your body. And no, the "telephone shower" we have DOES NOT reach that down.

You make me really wonder if your parents were close cousins.
Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?
Reminder: 600 mass shootings in 2023, USA.

Diddy? Almost free of charges.

Epstein? He totally killed himself, dood.

Pride? Created in USA

Hollywood and its cabal? USA.
 
It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?
15 degrees Celsius ( or 59 degrees Fahrenheit for the Americans) is not cold at all, dude. What kind of pathetic excuse is this?

Reminder: 600 mass shootings in 2023, USA.

Diddy? Almost free of charges.

Epstein? He totally killed himself, dood.

Pride? Created in USA

Hollywood and its cabal? USA.

And I should care, why? I'm not American. And no, even if you ask I'm not doxing myself to give you some resemblance of "proof".
 
Even if they aren’t, he could have just stood outside the shower and not gotten wet.

Maybe they needed to conserve water so he needed to take his shower at the same time or something? I know his family isn’t the most well off.
Nice projection right there, you dumb ass bitch. The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

My mother did not use the money from my late grandfather. (Dumbass doesn't realize my father will end up using this as ammo if he gets "too angry" (and too dumb))
15 degrees Celsius ( or 59 degrees Fahrenheit for the Americans) is not cold at all, dude.
If you need to wear a jacket, it's cold enough to make someone sick.

MY FUCKING STATE HAS STRONG WINDS BECAUSE IT'S LOCATED IN A MOUNTAIN ENCLOSURE. The mountain chaining makes a bowl effect with the wind.

RETARD.
 
If you need to wear a jacket, it's cold enough to make someone sick.

MY FUCKING STATE HAS STRONG WINDS BECAUSE IT'S LOCATED IN A MOUNTAIN ENCLOSURE. The mountain chaining makes a bowl effect with the wind.

RETARD.

Wearing a jacket at 15°C just because of wind is extremely pathetic. You'd die if you got temperatures of like -5°C. I guess brown people really can't handle cold weather.
 
The direction this conversation is taking makes me wonder what exactly happened when Claudio's parents gave him a bath as a small child. "Bath time, Claudio! Now come here and help mama get her bra off!"

I guess it's okay if it's (legal) incest.

Very odd that he also says his mother helps him manage his crippling muscle disease. We know that Claudio thinks medicine is given anally. What the fuck kind of sexual deviant activities are going on in that household?

If I was Manuel, I'd beat my wife too if she was sticking things up my son's ass and taking naked baths with him.
 
Mind you, she was not even a year old at the time. THEREFORE─ Yes, you did want her to get sick just because your spoiled rotten (in both ways) brain can't comprehend the idea of... The same innocent act of bathing your dog being done in other ways.

How does you getting naked stop Maya from getting sick?
Pay attention, fag bitch. We are talking about the hypothetical "bathe Maya outside".

Yes. I want your gay little dog to die.
Since when does "Maya" sound like a male name for you, retard? Keep in mind I have literally SHOWN her, here.
 
How does you getting naked stop Maya from getting sick?
Claudio needs to stick things in the dog's butt. He does know how medicine works.
Do you need me to liquify it and shove it up your ass? It works too, knowing how medicine works.


Since when does "Maya" sound like a male name for you, retard? Keep in mind I have literally SHOWN her, here.
Being female doesn't make your dog any less gay. If a man was walking around with a purse, I would say, "Look at that gay purse." If I see Claudio with his gay little dog, I would say, "Look at that gay little dog."
 
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