Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

Pay attention, fag bitch. We are talking about the hypothetical "bathe Maya outside".

You don't need to do that to stay fully clothed while washing your dog...

Here I'll draw a little diagram.

So you put your dog into the bath, you stay out of the bath, and you lean over into the bath to wash the dog/cat/whatever.

 

[NoxTuk]

Mind you, she was not even a year old at the time. THEREFORE─ Yes, you did want her to get sick just because your spoiled rotten (in both ways) brain can't comprehend the idea of... The same innocent act of bathing your dog being done in other ways.

"Other ways" and it's the one that makes you get naked. If this doesn't confirm you're a zoophile, I don't know what else will.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

People who brag about having self defense laws are the least likely to actually understand them.

Spoiler: Mfw they did it again (Warning: Literally M Rated Cartoon gore)

"My country gets COLD"... and he lives in Mexico.

Do you need to be spoonfed everything? Not all Mexico is a fucking desert, dumbass. Most of USA's deserts ARE LITERALLY from states that were MEXICO'S at some point.

Being female doesn't make your dog any less gay.

Even my head began to hurt from reading this. Unless you mean she's happy, yes. She's very gay then.

So you put your dog into the bath, you stay out of the bath, and you lean over into the bath to wash the dog/cat/whatever.

Do you suffer... amnesia? I don't have a bathtub.

Moron.

"Other ways" and it's the one that makes you get naked.

That's just projection on your part. After all, YOUR race is 54% of the people that pay for sex slaves in the sex trafficking industry, despite being 8% of the world population.

...Which is a fucking funny number since African Americans (the male half) are less than 7% in USA, and have the same statistic (54%)─Just for violent crimes.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

are you so much of a cripple that you cant shower your dog without making a mess? im legit thinking a scenerario were you have to get naked to wash a dog

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Here I'll draw a little diagram.

Oooooh, that makes so much more sense. Thanks for the explanation!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I don't have a bathtub

Well, that explains the smell.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Heil Satan.

Do you do drugs? You sound like you do.

Then just look back through the thread to the link I posted. Not my problem you're this retarded.

Not how it works. Link the porn directly.

are you so much of a cripple that you cant shower your dog without making a mess?

A mess? What?

I'm starting to think you don't read what you write before you send it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm starting to think you don't read what you write before you send it.

No. We are nothing alike.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

if your country is so cold why would you also want to get naked with your wet dog? @Claudio Hernández Castañeda what in the fuck are you trying to tell us you dumb bastard

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Was your grandpa naked when he choked on the quesadilla?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

if your country is so cold why would you also want to get─ACK! *Gets lobotomized. Which might as well be killing you, personality wise.*

Like I said, this sounds like you dumbasses want people to get soaked wet under the shower when they shower their dogs─CLOTHED.

Was your grandpa naked when he choked on the quesadilla?

You will be naked after you are kidnapped and tortured to death by African Americans. (Or at least shirtless)

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Do you really think everywhere else is like fucking USA? The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

Ah, what am I saying. Of course you do! You belong to Satan!

@DoNotFeedTheSneed Did you want Maya to get fucking sick? Fucking retard

I don’t see how that would prevent you from standing outside the shower with your clothes on while you cleaned your dog. The ambient temperature of the bathroom would increase with the hot steam coming from the shower water anyway. It’s kinda like a mini sauna.

And I don’t want you or your little doggy to get sick. I’ll pray for you and Maya’s good health tonight, even if we don’t exactly see eye to eye.

You are literally, word for word, a Pharisee. You are a Judas Iscariot. You would scream for Barrabas to be freed. All you need is to be a jew and the full on Pharisee attire done!

I don’t know what I have to do to prove to you that I’m not lying when I say I’m trying to get right with God. Is there any way I could anonymously donate to your local church? Because I will. I’m getting paid this week. I’ll put my money where my mouth is.

Nice projection right there, you dumb ass bitch. The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

My mother did not use the money from my late grandfather. (Dumbass doesn't realize my father will end up using this as ammo if he gets "too angry" (and too dumb))

Can you blame me for making that assumption? You’ve talked about having money troubles before.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

cant you use a lavatory or something you dumb fuck

Like I said, this sounds like you dumbasses want people to get soaked wet under the shower when they shower their dogs─CLOTHED.

 

[GizmoG]

Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

Ok let's say you don't want to get your clothes wet as you pick up the dog, I could give you some leeway if you went shirtless but butt ass naked is fucking wild. What a self-felt.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Link the porn directly.

Only in your wildest dreams when the cat rape spank fantasies aren't doing it for you.

Do you do drugs? You sound like you do.

Clean bill of health if you really want to know. Which is funny because you could never say the same.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Does your mom wash the dishes? What does she wear or does she do it naked since Mexico is so cold?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Anyways, I know how you work. This is just another nitpicking session to try to make me look bad. It's failing, but I appreciate your stubbornness.

cant you use a lavatory or something you dumb fuck

I'm starting to think you don't know how big dachshunds are.

I don’t see how that would prevent you from standing outside the shower with your clothes on while you cleaned your dog.

My mom and I have never used fucking hoses to clean the dogs outside, like your retarded American TV shows love to show. Goya was showered the same way, Maya is still showered the same way, Davi too.

Again, dumbfuck (especially @Chapalapachapa). How is Maya 10 year old then? Sexually abused dogs QUITE LITERALLY don't live long lives. Are you going to imply we somehow replaced her? Because if that's your next step, you are schizophrenic.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

if you are a cripple who cant go down cant you just wash the dog in the dishwater? i need someone to tell me why the fuck would you need to get naked to wash a fucking dog

 

[GizmoG]

Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

I'm starting to think you don't read what you write before you send it.