Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda I don't even get it, Claus. All you had to do was not volunteer any of this information willingly. Don't you know that the only winning move in an interrogation is to not play?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Do you wash your family's menorah naked too?

 

[Statix_Shark]

Is it true this nigger rapes cats?

 

[Tablet County]

Is it true this nigger rapes cats?

Technically he's a beaner but yes.

 

[Harm]

All this talk of raped kittens and nudists bathing dogs must have gotten him all hot and bothered.

He'll be back to foolishly volunteer more personal information once his improvisational goon session subsides.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Not beating those, "Claudio's family is poor" allegations.

You are already poor on the inside (where it counts the most).

Enjoy Hell, bitch.

You don't even care or know why she isn't working. She was illegally fired. And when she wins (she will), we'll...

Let's say she will already have a well secured retirement money. I won't say why, for obvious reasons

 

[Tablet County]

Let's say she will already have a well secured retirement money. I won't say why, for obvious reasons

I'm surprised you had the wherewithal to keep sensitive information to yourself and not share it with us in excruciating detail.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All this talk of raped kittens and nudists bathing dogs must have gotten him all hot and bothered.

He'll be back to foolishly volunteer more personal information once his improvisational goon session subsides.

Maybe Manuel will walk in on Claudio "greasing his wheelchair" and give him another erection inducing spanking.

You don't even care or know why she isn't working.

I already explained it. She got too old, too fat, and too ugly to be a ballerina anymore. That's why she turned to prostitution. Claudio even confirmed his mother's coworker Rosario was a whore too. The ballet dancers were doing the Nutcracker Suite alright. (Sexually)

Let's say she will already have a well secured retirement money. I won't say why, for obvious reasons

You already told us it was your grandpa's money.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Enjoy Hell, bitch.

 

[Tablet County]

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Equivocado en cada detalle como siempre, gringo.
Disfruta del infierno, niño.

 

[Tread Miller]

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

It was cold, like 15 degrees Celsius INSIDE the house. Do you want me to get sick or some shit?

Disregarding the fact that 15 degrees Celsius is not that cold, why would you take off MORE clothes when you're cold? Wouldn't you bundle up in clothes you don't care about getting wet?

Also you never answered my question about one of your Roblox friends:

Please tell me the "2014" in the name of "XboxProgamer2014" is not his birth year. Don't tell me you are Roblox friends with a 11-year-old

 

[Goycast Guy]

Technically it is also @Goycast Guy (and Americans by proxy)'s fault dod children getting exposed to middle aged men ass or cock.

Aw yeah that’s right dude, I alone am responsible for the pedophile problem.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

My dad has given my dogs a bath on multiple occasions and not once has he taken off his clothes to do so.

You will be naked after you are kidnapped and tortured to death by African Americans. (Or at least shirtless)

You mention niggers so much that I’m starting to think you like BBC.

Always hated this spergs unfunny jokes in Synth's chat but serial dog rapist is not something I would have suspected.

I knew this for years, so when he signed up for the site I was not shocked in the slightest that he got a thread. What a small world.

 

[Achimadriel]

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

Thats just disgusting...

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

If I had fucking raped him. WHY THE FUCK would I try to save it? Explain that one, Einstein.

Well, that wasn’t your only thought at the time…

That cat? It would have gotten its head most likely curb stomped. Reasoning could vary: Either to "put it out of its misery", or just an excuse to "put it out of its misery."

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I was about to ask what was claudio sperging about now until I saw @DoNotFeedTheSneed 's post and bust out laughing.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Genuine question, what do you consider to be "Winning"? I want to know your train of thought of what you think a winner looks like. And don't just say something like "Me" as a non-answer. You've gone in excruciating detail about how you violated that cat, you can show us what you think is "winning".

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I was about to ask what was claudio sperging about now

TL;DR he takes showers with his dog whilst being completely naked.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

TL;DR: He showers completely naked with his dog.

I swear if this was a "Self report as a zoophile" competition claudio is doing his best to stay at first place.

Don't get me wrong showering with your dog to wash em is something I've heard of other people doing here in latam so to me it isn't that weird in itself, but from Claudio its a red flag, since what he did to that cat and the "cub" images...

 

[chrisc]

claudio is a zoophile faggot cat rapist and he needs to kill himself

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Please rank you pets in order from most to least sexy. Just so we know your honest opinions.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I have not read the replies after my statement about my mother's legal case. I bet they'll defend corruption just to own the—

She got too old, too fat, and too ugly to be a ballerina anymore.

Shocker. Liars come plenty in this page, it seems.

My mother recorded the firing and has witnesses of people conspiring against her to pave the way for her firing.

Debunked, get fucked. People with less wit than her have beaten the UNAM in court either way. They stand no chance against her.

That's why she turned to prostitution. Claudio even confirmed his mother's coworker Rosario was a whore too.

She was a whore for being a homewrecker, you dumb bitch. My mother knows Rosario only dated Manuel to harm her. Fucking dumbass. But I know you are just being disingenuous by taking things WAY TOO LITERALLY. It's a common tactic with fraudsters like you.

You already told us it was your grandpa's money.

Nope, fucking retard. It's the UNAM paying her what they owe her. That's all I'll say.

Maybe Manuel will walk in on Claudio "greasing his wheelchair" and give him another erection inducing spanking.

You do understand that I might have written that story because my mind was completely troubled hacked then and I was still interested in being part of the furry fandom? Why do you think I don't like incest erotica anymore? I brain essentially did a detox.

Unless you want to imply that porn addicts can't ever be saved—Despite the fact that porn addiction would EXPLAIN all of you retards why there is a new popular (aka astroturfed) pedophile in [Insert platform name here] almost every fucking 1-2 weeks?

But no. I bet Mr. 300 IQ @Sparkletor 2.0 here will say that porn detox is not a thing at all (despite the evidence of the contrary).