Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I keep just tuning into the end of the streams and barely hit record before he ends it *sigh*
I call this one "The Mitey BossManJack". He was screaming about his body itching right before.
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He even made a glance back at his bed.

Look, I’m telling you guys… that shit is infested. Bedding doesn’t get changed for months at a time. He walks around barefoot and showers maybe twice a month. That floor doesn’t get cleaned. The comforter is often on the floor, and he throws all of his unclean clothes (and tons of other random bullshit) onto his bed. His bedroom is basically like that movie Joe’s Apartment, but instead of cockroaches, it’s bed bugs. Instead of an entire apartment, they’re all centralized into one bedroom of a decently sized house… hopefully.

Best case scenario is that he burns those sheets and gets some new ones. Maybe increase shower frequency to once per week, using some decent soap. The bites likely won’t get any better, but they might not get any worse.
 
Nearly text book "scurvy rash"

to quote:

A scurvy rash often appears as red or blue spots on the skin, particularly around hair follicles. These spots, also known as petechiae or purpura, are caused by the fragility of blood vessels due to vitamin C deficiency. They may be accompanied by other skin symptoms like easy bruising, rough, scaly skin, and even the opening of old wounds.

It's not quite as uniform as I would expect, but if he's looking up stuff like "scabies" while having these symptoms? I'm convinced our boy has scurvy.

Seriously, get this dude some fucking juice.
 
Self-portrait by the average bossman a-log
I did my own version of the a-log Self-portrait.
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