I'm not going to go to reddit fuck tard.
You really think I'm gonna click on a reddit link?
The basic cliffnotes so you don't have to look at ugly reddit tier 'artwork'
- Stinky brown turban wearing Sikh wants to become a US citizen
- Joins American army to fight in WW1
- US passes 'naturalization act' allowing alien members of the military to become US citizens for serving
- Stinky brown turban man gets citizenship
- Citizenship revoked 4 days later because he was not classified as a "free white person" which is a requirement for the naturalization act
- Stinky brown turban man appeals
- Denied
- Takes it to supreme court
- Tries to claim he is actually a white boi because he's a "aryan indian" of high caste that should be regarded as white despite being visibly brown and stinky
- Claims a japaneese was given citizenship and so too should he
- Court tells brown stinky man the nip was living in 'merica for over 20 years and already assimilated well thus allowing him citizenship, while the brown stinky man is too brown and stinky to be given citizenship
- Court says he's not white and therefore doesn't qualify for citizenship
- Visibly brown and presumably still stinky turban man goes "nuh uh I'm still white on technicalities bro"
- Court says he may be
technically caucasian if you do enough mental gymnastics but the court states he is still in fact both brown and stinky
- Many years later congress passes an act allowing brown and stinky foreigners to get US citizenship if they were part of the US army in WW1
- Brown stinky turban man now has citizenship