Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Gef Mongoose]

Honestly, I have to wonder how something like this, with all these characters, managed to escape the clutches of Hollywood. How many potential shows could be made from folks talked about on KF?

The Slaton sisters got a boring and sanitized TLC show for multiple seasons, and Honey Boo Boo has a Lifetime movie based on her white trash lifestyle (she does not play herself in it, it’s dramatized. I might take one for the team and watch it). I whole heartedly believe that either one could be an option for Chantal. The dramatization would probably be the most rational, and the logistics of making a big enough fat suit and skull cap would be fun.

Chantal jumping around with her fat brain to avoid calling child labor out as child labor makes me think of her sitting as a greasy factory owner in the 1910’s, justifying children being killed by giant textile machines.

She never knows shit about general conclusions that she makes, such as that the children who serve her greasy “chicken” are also still going to school. She just parrots whatever the man in her life says.
She is mentally incapable of thinking for herself. Another similarity that she has with mid 2000’s Britney Spears (and current tbh, but that’s off topic).

 

[Ratfacetoddler]

That wedding band is the size of a napkin ring.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The Slaton sisters got a boring and sanitized TLC show for multiple seasons, and Honey Boo Boo has a Lifetime movie based on her white trash lifestyle (she does not play herself in it, it’s dramatized. I might take one for the team and watch it). I whole heartedly believe that either one could be an option for Chantal. The dramatization would probably be the most rational, and the logistics of making a big enough fat suit and skull cap would be fun.

She would have to doy in a spectacular way (e.g., having her primitive burner explode and set the whole building on fire) or cause a major international incident to get enough mainstream media attention. Even that brief controversy with the cheese graveyard was over pretty quickly. A Lifetime movie would be awesome, though. Who would they get to play Nader? They wouldn't even need a real actor to play Salah. A wooden post would do.

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

I think we would be hard pressed to find someone capable of capturing her essence.

bumping for 10k pages yallah

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Who would they get to play Nader?

For Nader, I like Egyptian actor Amr Waked. For Salah, perhaps Syrian actor Bassem Yakhour. They're both a little old for the parts, but considering how rapidly Nader and Salah are aging, the casting would work.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s only a matter of time before there’s an explosion from her lighting that filthy flame while engulfed in the gases from that open hole of raw sewage she calls a toilet. I hope she’s streaming when it happens.

in Israel, on Mt Sinai

Mount Sinai is in what is now Saudi Arabia. (This book on the desert encampments is excellent.)

 

[repentance]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. That bright pink could indicate the presence of contamination in the gas itself. I don't think it's just a dirty burner surface, cuz the whole flame is consistently magenta, and she's got it turned up ridiculously high. But I could be wrong, I'm not Hank Hill, I am not an expert in propane or propane accessories. Either way, she's expelling too much gas in that tiny, enclosed space. something Chins has a lot of experience with

It's not a propane burner. It's meant to operate on kerosene (paraffin) but pure kerosene is hard to obtain in Syria so people are using contaminated fuel at best or gasoline (also contaminated) at worst.

If they do move and it's to somewhere that has a gas stove that works, it will be interesting to see what cooking appliance she uses. Gas cylinders are too expensive for average Syrians but Chantal should easily be able to afford them even on a reduced income. If she continues using the burner, then she's more broke than people realise.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

If they do move and it's to somewhere that has a gas stove that works, it will be interesting to see what cooking appliance she uses.

In the interim, and in the interest of safety, Salah should get her a two-burner electric hot plate. If Chantal keeps using that camping stove, they're going to FAFO. This current cooking situation could really and truly kill both of them.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

It's not a propane burner. It's meant to operate on kerosene (paraffin) but pure kerosene is hard to obtain in Syria so people are using contaminated fuel at best or gasoline (also contaminated) at worst.

Thanks dude, I appreciate the explanation. That's even more horrifying if she's burning gasoline indoors, especially since she turns the flame up as high as she does. She's so damn stupid and yet she still persists, in spite of herself. I feel blessed we are all alive at the right time and place to be able to witness this sentient slap in the face to darwinism.
Godspeed, you filthy fat idiot.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm not caught up in the thread, but watching clips from her live. She is so dumb. She has no idea what salad did supposedly at immigration and then later admits she will probably be questioned when she goes to Canada next time, so what is she going to say "Um, Um, Um, the guy I flew to Kuwait to fake marry, and deliver almost 10k in cash for his real business, after meeting online two weeks prior, and then um, um, giggle, we, uh, got kicked out of that country so we met in Syria and then he went to immigration and uh did something, that I never cared to ask him, so I could stay in Syria.". I'm sure that won't raise any red flags at all.

 

[lol cow supreme]

In the interim, Salah should get her a two-burner electric hot plate. This current cooking situation is untenable.

They only have power a few hours a day, electric hot plates are about as wasteful as you can get, and very unreliable. They have to use shitty self filled fuel burners due to lack of utilities and infrastructure.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

She’s in the desert, she’d literally be safer building a campfire outside in the yard (if they have one) and cooking the way her Arabic ancestors did for thousands of years. And bonus hot rocks to warm your bedroll at nighttime. It’d make for a less entertaining vlog than the current indoor bomb arc admittedly, but some of the braindead redditors might enjoy it. Camping beeze!

 

[SiggyWiggy]

Nothing brings me more joy than reading what Americans who have probably never left their own state, let alone country talk about the state of other countries or how other people live. Granted, Syria is indeed a shit-hole, war-torn country, but some of the things written here is absoutely abusrd and a waste of pages.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

They only have power a few hours a day, electric hot plates are about as wasteful as you can get, and very unreliable. They have to use shitty self filled fuel burners due to lack of utilities and infrastructure.

Respectfully disagree. They shouldn't be using that shitty burner in that shitty poorly-ventilated apartment under any circumstances. Besides, it's not as if Chantal is going to be standing over top an electric stovetop burner for hours cooking full course meals. At most, she'll turn it on for a few minutes to cook some nasty noodles or some other quick slop. I would rather she use a few extra watts to cook than blow herself and everyone else in the house to smithereens.

Actually, I like @Surprised Pikachu's suggestion to just go outside and cook, the way a lot of people in poor countries do. Maybe then she'll understand the gravity of her current living situation (or not). Salah could also buy her a decent cook stove instead of that broken down stove he got at a junkyard. Or he could buy a decent generator for the apartment. Lots of options besides what she's currently doing.

 

[formerlyfat]

Thanks dude, I appreciate the explanation. That's even more horrifying if she's burning gasoline indoors, especially since she turns the flame up as high as she does. She's so damn stupid and yet she still persists, in spite of herself. I feel blessed we are all alive at the right time and place to be able to witness this sentient slap in the face to darwinism.
Godspeed, you filthy fat idiot.

Repeat after me... cockroach luck.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

There's an almost cute premise, some strange babushka type lady sits in the shade beneath some bombed out ruins every day, always cooking something over her fire pit. A jolly old fat thing she is, handing out snacks or bits from what she's cooking to the locals who have no idea what she is saying and she may be a tad crazy but everyone's grown to like her. Too bad this is Chantal. And Syria. Where you may just get robbed or shot

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Respectfully disagree. They shouldn't be using that shitty burner in that shitty poorly-ventilated apartment under any circumstances. Besides, it's not as if Chantal is going to be standing over top an electric stovetop burner for hours cooking full course meals. At most, she'll turn it on for a few minutes to cook some nasty noodles or some other quick slop. I would rather she use a few extra watts to cook than blow herself and everyone else in the house to

Their shitty solar panel setup doesnt supply enough wattage to even use an electric burner.

 

[All About Particles]

Their shitty solar panel setup doesnt supply enough wattage to even use an electric burner.

Yup. And as with everything-else-Chantal, "No matter which way you turn, your ass is always behind you".

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

If they do move and it's to somewhere that has a gas stove that works, it will be interesting to see what cooking appliance she uses. Gas cylinders are too expensive for average Syrians but Chantal should easily be able to afford them even on a reduced income. If she continues using the burner, then she's more broke than people realise.

People here are forgetting that’s she is a FOOD ADDICT deep in her addiction. So deep that she ignores her slowly deteriorating health.

Any dollar spent on a new place or a new appliance is one less dollar to spend on food.

Just like how heroin junkies will live in filth as long as they get their fix, Guntal will continue to live in squalor just so she can afford her food.

Her downfall since the high days of the crack head olympics proves my point. She has consistently slide backwards in regards to her living situations but still manages to eat enough to feed a family of four.

Edit - Just to add on to my point, look how she has described both Kuweight and Syria. Little to nothing about the surrounding environments except for some basic platitudes that do nothing but provoke eye rolls from anyone with a brain but plenty to say about how cheap the food is.

She talks about how her money will go so far in regards to what she can eat. She got visibly annoyed when her meal cost 17 dollars (probably increased the price due to her being a dumb foreigner and a frequent customer.)

To go back to the heroin analogy, it would be on par with some forward thinking junkie moving to Afghanistan/Pakistan/Laos in order to be closer to the source of their happiness. At that point, they only have one thing on their mind and that’s scoring their fix. They too would be pissed off to find out that they went through all that effort just to price gouged (not that she really was price gouged; if that was indeed chicken she was eating then that meal would had cost at least double here in North America.)

TLR - Food addict is gonna put food first. Everything else, including health, living standards, and safety comes a distant second.

 

[Major Pain]

One more Chantal stunt or several more Syria beezes, and it's 10k.
Come on Gunt. Reach that landmark