Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Captain Ethan Goldbeard lamenting the death of his matey Ian "Poopdeck" at the hands of a devilish Siren who he himself had to put down like a dog.

 

[Collections Agent]

Looks like her current pinned post got community noted just like her last one. lmao

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I am very grateful I cannot even begin to understand why anyone would do what Anisa and her husband did to Ethan.

Someone who supports you no matter the online discourse, and trusts you to be a good person. Someone who waits to hear your side of the story always and believes even if you make mistakes you're worthy of their time.

Sure H3 was an idiot but in this specific case he just trusted the wrong people. Why on EARTH would you look at basically the only person who has stuck beside you in good times and bad, wait until they are at their most vulnerable moment, and then try to attack them full force?

Honestly there are wayyyyyyy more evil things in the world but I can't imagine a more evil mentality.

 

[frari]

If we're being honest though, it'll be anisa's husband on the corner selling himself while anisa stays tucked up at home.

I heard this is already happening...

Allegedly, Anus sent him out last night to suck some dicks for rent money, when he came back after a couple of hours he handed her $50.25. Anus asked "who paid the 25cents?"


"They all did dear..."

 

[3n&$SFGDWYme]

When they're inevitably forced to be waiters I will take my next vacation in whatever shithole city they live in just to be demanding and shitty and not leave a tip.

Already reserved my lolcow celebrity tour seat. Word is H3 will be guiding the tour.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

that tells me they expected the house to sell fast

They really think people are as stupid as they are. The house likely wouldn't have already sold if they were only asking $700K. They would've needed to accept an offer the day it was put on the market in order to have it sold by now. They've convinced themselves that someone would swoop in day 1 and offer their asking price, which was already overpriced when they bought it during a much stronger market. They've got the brains of actual children, expecting to walk into GameStop and sell their used N64 cartridges for retail price, no problem.

 

[squirrely dan]

Ethan acting like an actual supervillain is my favourite thing out of this drama aside the basement arc, thank you Ian for waking up the Bear.

Lex Jewthor (thanks PPP) telling them that he will never be done with them is, quite frankly, very funny. Also the H3 podcast crew who was mostly giving Anisa and I the benefit of the doubt are starting to outright insult them on the podcast, so that's also kinda fun.

 

[Achimadriel]

They’re liquidating assets and larping as poor to avoid lolsuits.

Not saying youre wrong. But i tend to put myself into thier shoes and wonder if i was this willing to be committed to faking my condition to avoid something like thatt and the answer i wouldn't be this commited to set up this "podcast" and sit on a hard surface like this for hours just to pretend to be poor. Id be so lazy to go that route.


Also im curious what anisa would be doing with her friends of shes so broke. Maybe ian needs to get a job? Door dash? Uber? To support his wife and her boyfriend ya kno

 

[A27 Cromwell]

If only Ian hadn't become a backstabbing clout chaser.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I'm on team "They're not truly poor, but they're retarded and poor for youtuber standards"

Consider the following:

• They think they're some masterminds of post-meta irony, epically pwning the commentary community with bait
• Anisa keeps up the weird lie that they're on a road trip -> oops they sold their house and left for Canada
• We are squatting in somebody's basement! Totally not at Maureen's place, aren't we quirky and punk?
• They were renting an office for their 3 viewer podcast until recently, and even paid a designer to create a set for them
• Apparently they took all their unwanted stuff to the dump instead of selling it
• They wanna project some fake image to the other CC3 people

Anyway, SUFFAH!

 

[PetiteFeet]

surely anisa can sell the 20k tattoo right?

We know she loves the nazi science experiments, surely she could go in the vein of her heroes and make a human skin lamp - she'll just misunderstand and use her own skin. Nice pattern for a lampshade.

 

[MrMM]

The money from the sale is all going towards the mortgage isn't it? I'm no real estate mogul but I'm pretty certain if you sell your home with a mortgage still on it you have to pay off the mortgage in full because the collateral is now owned by someone else. What kind of equity did they have in the house that lets them sell at a slight loss and still come out net positive, only having owned it for like a year and after all the taxes and buying+selling fees? I think that retarded move probably put them another $50-$100k in the hole

In April 2022 they closed on the house for a purchase price of $1,050,000 and acquired a mortgage for $776,250. This would reflect a 26.1% down payment, which strikes me as odd -- maybe the lender required more due to fluctuating income or they bought points to lower the mortgage rate (which also might have been higher than normal due to fluctuating income.

If they closed in April 2022, they probably have a 30 year mortgage at around 4.5%. Some rough math would be they've probably paid off, of their principal:

• 2022 - $9,300
• 2023 - $12,900
• 2024 - $13,500
• 2025 - $7,500 (so far)

So let's call it $317,000 in equity at the list price. Factor in, let's say 4% closing costs for $52,000, and a sale at list price would probably leave them with $265,000. The math on the closing costs shifts slightly depending on dropping list price, but you can roughly deduct any purchase price deductions on the house from the $265,000 they'd net out at the end. Realtor.com's analytics estimate the house would sell for about a million, so call it $215,000.

The real curveball is that it's been listed for 18 days and apparently still no movement. Similarly situated homes that have recently sold nearby appear to have gone under contract within a week. Hard to say where this will all net out for them. The $95,000 they allegedly spent on "recent upgrades" certainly isn't doing them the favors they thought it would, and they might be paying to stage the place with the furniture in the listing photos until it goes under contract.

All that said, if they had the bandwidth to put more than 20% down, and sink $95k into fixing up the place, my sense is they do have a chunk of assets they can lean on behind the scenes. But long-term planning is probably not looking good, so they are fleeing to canada for le socialism thinking they'll be treated to a wealth of free healthcare and eventually Canada's old age security program. But if Canada keeps on its trend economically, they might have to get lucky just to obtain discounted MAID.

 

[Coon Cheese]

People think that pussy will fix a lot of women hating incels but clearly the raped is still a woman hating spineless creepy faggot.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

They're trying to own the meta commentary because Ian has like 50k in the bank, a house sell in a few months and some crypto but given their lifestyle that cushion aint much clearly shit like this wasn't bringing the big bucks


Dude looks like soyjack



The content cop probably brought some money but idk man

 

[A-Stump]

They're trying to own the meta commentary because Ian has like 50k in the bank, a house sell in a few months and some crypto but given their lifestyle that cushion aint much clearly shit like this wasn't bringing the big bucks

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The content cop probably brought some money but idk man

Those numbers aren't actually too bad if he had a frequent upload schedule. He does not.

If he just pivoted to reaction content he could have a very comfortable life with little effort even if he gets 100k views a video. Just look up a bodycam video, say 'that's crazy', rake in the money like any other slop jockey.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Who wore it better?



Why does the 1 flavour of Monster I like have to look like her?

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

"You don't need to know D...... B......'s name. He just needs to know that I know it"

 

[MrMM]

"You don't need to know D...... B......'s name. He just needs to know that I know it"

 

[Pitckus]

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It was Destiny Bonnell all along?!

 

[Mister Mint]

Who wore it better?

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Why does the 1 flavour of Monster I like have to look like her?

The only difference is that it's easier for any random guy to get into her can.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

So what happened to the bag anisa got from OF? Surely she didn't waste it on designer handbags she has no need for?