Cardposting's Humanities Appreciator's Discussion thread - We are Cardstock and we stare directly into your eyes unblinking and uncomfortably close

[Pomniman]

Why is Card doing the "counting to big numbers" thing?
It's not unique or clever, and is derivative of early Mr Beast, of all people.
Does Card really think he's going to make Mr Beast money by copying the most lazy ass thing MrBeast has done?
Delusional.

It's just generic engagement bait. Rather than Mr. Beast think random pajeet/chink bot accounts who spam out the same exact kind of videos in an attempt to play the algorithm.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

@Null don't interview with this guy unless you're prepared to humiliate him in a way that's worth the entertainment for the Farms. He's a clout chasing retard and he has zero ideological base. He only participates in anything for cheap attention in the hopes he can scam up a Youtube channel big enough before his mom kicks him out of her house to avoid getting a job.

If it's a Kenny the Stalker style interview, though, I say go for it.

 

[fuckidunno]

Huh, lotsa new pages here. Wonder what that's about.
Anyway, new video you might be interested in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDHOE3RuDQ

"The Kiwifarms crowd, um, don't seem all too capable or interested in, um, putting together that sort of, um on-topic functional sort of collating of data"

I would say you are partially right, but that comes from a misunderstanding of the purpose of the farms and the conflict it has with your wish for a one-stop-shop you can weaponize for your videos.
"On-Topic" : this you fundamentally misunderstand. The cows ARE the topic of their respective threads. The antics, faux pas, delusions, uncomfortable histories, etc are part and parcel of the topic..which is the cow itself Kiwifarms isn't really a data clearinghouse (you may have been more comfortable with the now defunct encyclopedia dramatica) you are looking for. Kiwifarms is more about information, we provide context and insight.

If/As you move forward, please remember thepurpose statement in the site description "Community dedicated to discussing eccentric people who voluntarily make fools of themselves. Explore abnormal psychology and the minds of Internet crazies". We aren't the personal research army that you are looking for.
You mention "functional" in your above statement - Kiwifarms function is in the site description,...a discussion community. For you use model, perhaps an autism support group that you could manipulate into doing your research for you would be more aligned with your goals.

In harmony with the purpose statement,KiwiFarms isn't particularly proactive as we aren't forwarding an agenda. For many/most of the cows we discuss there would be no prescriptive benefit.
I would say, in the context of the famrs environment, such meddling would be regarded as faggotry (in the sense of a burdensome bundle of sticks..load. Though in some case, some farmers may see it in the homoerotic sense of the "faggot" in question figuratively, or literally trying to "mandhandle" up some hot action


with the target of said proactivity)

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

Card really is VERY hard on the eyes. His face just freaks me out in a weird way. Eyes always darting all around.

 

[slungus22]

Who is doing that? You're the one who started making this super serious and political. The "serious critique" you're talking about was made in response to you.

then why are people calling him a hypocrite or saying he's unfit to talk about politics? if it’s just jokes, why bother trying to frame his actions as dishonest or contradictory? can’t have it both ways either it's just for laughs, or you're actually trying to critique his politics. pick one.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I didn't pledge my loyalty to null because of his brony past, but I will pledge my loyalty to you.

This is my most regrettable post on this site.

So far.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

This is my most regrettable post on this site.

So far.

A lot of faggotry in this thread. What are you people even talking about the last few pages?

I don't want to see another Card video... unless he dresses up as Joaquin Phoenix's Joker, with the face paint, then he deserves to be taken seriously.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Strictly speaking
Card might actually be a Stirnerite/egoist who is doing a good job at it
He does not believe in any principles at all, but to the egoist it would be against his interests to openly advocate for egoism/nihilism
Instead, the consistent egoist must appear outwardly as the staunchest moralist, because moralism is the only real defense he has in the absence of a right to bear arms
Him being a tranny fetishist, Steam game beggar, scammer, and failed personal army requester makes perfect sense as he believes that these things are done on the down low
Whereas, outwardly, he pretends to be a progressive and a leftist

It's rare to see a Stirnerite/egoist/nihilist/Machiavellian who actually does that shit
Like, most of them are just edgy teenagers who openly talk about advocating Stirnerism/egoism/nihilism/Machiavellianism, not realizing that, if others adopt any of these ideologies, they can just go ahead and kill them willy nilly, as there is no such thing as a belief in individual rights

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

If you couldn’t realize by his earlier attempts at rage baiting to now that he’s an Elaborate Andy Kaufmanesque troll who sprinkles in an exaggerated version of his actual opinions throughout you’re lost.

His flag is a stylized Goatse for crying out loud!

He’s obviously just an Australian troll playing an exaggerate caricature of a bread tube pseudo intellectual

He originally tried to make contrarian ragebait off of general politics and happenings but when he realized that was an already saturated market he shifted towards more niche and specific culture war talking points.

Like it’s so clear that he’s clearly constructed a clear cut formula for maximum engagement and response it’s comical how obvious it is.

If Filthy Frank satirized the Edgelords of the early 2010s,than Cardposting is satirizing the Breadtubers of the Early 2020s,it’s that simple.
Personally I do believe his opinions on PirateSoftware are actually his own,but hyper exaggerated and flanderized to satire “acceptible targets” and how progressives bandwagon hate on their own when they’re given the chance,but that’s just my opinion.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

If you couldn’t realize by his earlier attempts at rage baiting to now that he’s an Elaborate Andy Kaufmanesque troll who sprinkles in an exaggerated version of his actual opinions throughout you’re lost.

I'm a big fan of Andy Kaufman, and Card is no Andy Kaufman. He is a garden variety "pretending to be retarded" troll.

Andy believed in things and worked towards those things consistently in his comedy. He made a joke he liked regardless of whether it got him attention or not, and he refused to make jokes he thought were stupid. Card is desperately begging for anyone to let him suck their dick, if it means fame and more attention. Andy didn't fucking do that.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

He is a garden variety "pretending to be retarded" troll.

Something something razor. He’s definitely an attention whore.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Card is a garden variety "pretending to be retarded" troll.

*used to be
That’s the key factour. He Used to be a run of the mill schmuck making digital feces to sling at unsuspecting viewers. That didn’t work obviously, so instead of giving up,he doubled down. He pivoted to making more direct attacks on the chuddophere while also garnering a genuine audience who somehow appreciate his wild and grotesque claims. The only way for it to become more obvious would be for him to slowly shave his hairline down to complete baldness for the joke. Then again Aussie Arthur Fleck has a natural elven fairy boy phenotype that makes it hard for him to play off the needed bread tuber grime,so our Obtuse Autistic Oscar Wilde has to double down on the Lanza Kubrickian stare,which ironically ironically mirrors the natural psycho swarthoid smarm Andy utilized and abused in his act,I mean combining the two phenotypically could get you a Ted Bundy with a mini son of Sam for change.

Something something razor. He’s definitely an attention whore.

And a rather good one at that. I mean half of his audience are weens trying to “troll” him.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Cardposting is satirizing the Breadtubers of the Early 2020s,it’s that simple.

Satire involves not being the actual thing, retard. Your argument is painting Card as someone who's got 5 million power IQ like this is some sort of 5d chess match. Show me a Dan Hentschel clip of him sperging out while acting like a mentally ill influencer, that's satire. The white guy who's whole shtick was being "judyhopsl0vr69" and then admitting he never watched the movie, then continuing to gaslight people every week with random shit involving tiktok, that's satire.

Card's series of videos where he's counting and explaining "dogwhistles" would come off as the regular troll shit if it weren't for the fact that we've seen how Card acts in private. Card means this shit, and if he tells you he doesn't, then I'd argue that Card is a victim of irony poisoning.

"I was only pretending to be retarded" transforming into "This is my genuine dogshit opinion" is a tale as old as fucking time. Just like how I'd never give Pirate Software any credit for "signal boosting" the SKG shit, I won't give Card credit for, let's see here:

creating rage bait videos that seemingly earn him no money, have died off in views, and making autistic dog whistle videos.

Gee, what a master class satirist.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Satire involves not being the actual thing, retard. Your argument is painting Card as someone who's got 5 million power IQ like this is some sort of 5d chess match. Show me a Dan Hentschel clip of him sperging out while acting like a mentally ill influencer, that's satire. The white guy who's whole shtick was being "judyhopsl0vr69" and then admitting he never watched the movie, then continuing to gaslight people every week with random shit involving tiktok, that's satire.

Card's series of videos where he's counting and explaining "dogwhistles" would come off as the regular troll shit if it weren't for the fact that we've seen how Card acts in private. Card means this shit, and if he tells you he doesn't, then I'd argue that Card is a victim of irony poisoning.

"I was only pretending to be retarded" transforming into "This is my genuine dogshit opinion" is a tale as old as fucking time. Just like how I'd never give Pirate Software any credit for "signal boosting" the SKG shit, I won't give Card credit for, let's see here:

creating rage bait videos that seemingly earn him no money, have died off in views, and making autistic dog whistle videos.

Gee, what a master class satirist.

If he’s generating such intricate analysis from you,I and everyone else in this thread,he must be doing something right. If he’s was a bad troll then you wouldn’t have written out this response analyzing him. He would be completely forgotten.

It doesn’t matter if the fry cook is a bad chef and his food tastes like shit,if you’re eating his burger,even just for a reviewer to leave a nasty review,he’s doing something right.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

If you couldn’t realize by his earlier attempts at rage baiting to now that he’s an Elaborate Andy Kaufmanesque troll who

the early 2010s,than Cardposting is satirizing the Breadtubers of the Early 2020s,it’s that simple.
Personally I do believe his opinions on PirateSoftware are actually his own,but hyper exaggerated and flanderized to satire “acceptible targets” and how progressives bandwagon hate on their own when they’re given the chance,but that’s just my opinion.

I'd agree with you buuuut

Anyone so lazy and coombrained that he's willing to hook up with trannies but unwilling to wash dishes is not going to have the gumption to pull off an elaborate troll op.

 

[the big new poster]

ZAMN!!!! CARDY-CARD'S GOT A DUMPY ALRIGHT!!!

Lmao. So glad things worked out poorly for this faggot freak.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I'd agree with you buuuut

Anyone so lazy and coombrained that he's willing to hook up with trannies but unwilling to wash dishes is not going to have the gumption to pull off an elaborate troll op.

Autism is a hell of a drug

 

[CatharticShitHead]

If he’s generating such intricate analysis from you,I and everyone else in this thread,he must be doing something right. If he’s was a bad troll then you wouldn’t have written out this response analyzing him. He would be completely forgotten.

do you know what website you're on nigger?

By your logic, every lolcow ever that acts like Pirate Software, Destiny, or whoever is a master class genius "doing something right".

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Card thinks he's brilliant or at least very crafty but in reality is a weird faggot who does laughably dumb shit. The majority of his audience at this point is probably Farmers. He will no doubt move on to some other pathetic plea for attention when everyone gets bored of his Tardposting.

Also I've seen his ass in women's underwear and I don't like it.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I want some of what these pro-Tardposting dudes are on. What are yall smoking? I wanna be smelling colors retarded too.