Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[IsaacShraeder]

Almost missed this one...
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Fat fuck thinks his own selfies are photoshopped to make him look uglier because of how much a porcine freak he looks IRL

Alright I'm gonna be honest I thought the guy in that pic was just Niki with a gender-swapping filter applied by the pests.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Call from Thomas Tomlinson dated 08/02/2022

I missed this at the time. He really sounds rather slow. If I were in Pat’s position, I would have called the sheriff myself and explained the situation. The fact that Pat isn’t remotely protective of what he always labels his “elderly parents” — while also exploiting them to try to dunk on his critics — makes me hate him even more. What a piece of shit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Fat fuck thinks his own selfies are photoshopped to make him look uglier because of how much a porcine freak he looks IRL

Pat would fail the mirror test for sentience. Most dogs and cats are smarter than he is. I can just see him staring blankly into a mirror saying to himself "Who's a pretty boy?".

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

I can just see him staring blankly into a mirror saying to himself "Who's a pretty boy?".

"No stalker child, I did not ask for a cracker. You did. Enjoy repeating words"
(Oh wait, constantly wanting snacks and endlessly repeating the same phrases, maybe Patrick is a fucking parrot)

 

[Bill Evans 45]

tantrums so loud they wound up on neighbourhood facebook which then filtered through to us here in a moment of historical mirth

I hope the lawyers for MPD have this.

"NONE OF YOU HAVE LISTENED IN THREE GODDAMNED YEARS"
"NEVER COME TO THIS FUCKING ADDRESS AGAIN. IF I NEED YOU I'LL CALL"

I always liked the end, it was so very Pat: 'LEAVE...AND NEVER RETURN!'
Bur reader, they did return. Many dozens of times.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

You are neither threatening nor smart. You will be THE RAPED.
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[Judge Holden]

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I can already hear her charging up her Vril as she prepares to descend from Ultima Thule to annihilate the nigger golems of kiwifarms and the fat and gay demiurge (with bitchtits) we serve

 

[grey area]

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I love how Pat attracts the lowest of the low in the expanded waistline universe. They're all slight variations of him. Loud, obnoxious, self-righteous, out of their depth, and cripplingly stupid. Nobody likes people who think their shit doesn't stink, especially when you're borderline intellectually disabled.

I'm reading the comments, and apparently pettiness is a virtue. These bitches are defective.

 

[Meriasek]

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Jackie. KF has survived worse than you. It survived massive campaigns, still going on under the chinese tranny Thwomp.
It survived first, browner Jackie, the trashcanlid-handed barracks bunny that spread fear and loathing and BO in the sandbox. It survived Shane "The Butterknife" Nokes, high ranking Microsoft special activities officer who'd "nothing personnel, kid" us if he could his neurodegenerated hands from shaking enough to type in the target coordinates.

 

[Sneed Force One]

You are neither threatening nor smart. You will be THE RAPED.

Yes stalkerchildren, be scared of the failed tank mechanic!

 

[break these cuffs]

Jackie. KF has survived worse than you. It survived massive campaigns, still going on under the chinese tranny Thwomp.
It survived first, browner Jackie, the trashcanlid-handed barracks bunny that spread fear and loathing and BO in the sandbox. It survived Shane "The Butterknife" Nokes, high ranking Microsoft special activities officer who'd "nothing personnel, kid" us if he could his neurodegenerated hands from shaking enough to type in the target coordinates.

That's not even getting into the old Autistic Legion of Doom from the long long ago.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I still can't believe that Patrick would do this...smh

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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"I will drag a motherfucker with a smile"
is she saying she gives BJ's down back alleys?
"and I absolutely hold grudges"
Is being a pretend Jew her next larp/ grift?

That's not even getting into the old Autistic Legion of Doom from the long long ago.

All four of whom have had or have legal issues.

Yes stalkerchildren, be scared of the failed tank mechanic!

Wrong Jackie, this is the better blacker Jackie.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I'll believe it's Jackie 2 the white negress when she gets verified. I don't believe she has the intentional fortitude to post on such a terrible website as the farms.

In other news, Patrick is fat, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'll believe it's Jackie 2 the white negress when she gets verified. I don't believe she has the intentional fortitude to post on such a terrible website as the farms.

I'm sure someone with Gaydar have taken the time to install the update to have Nigdar up and running and would have told us by now that we have a nigger in our midst

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

love how Pat attracts the lowest of the low in the expanded waistline universe. They're all slight variations of him. Loud, obnoxious, self-righteous, out of their depth, and cripplingly stupid. Nobody likes people who think their shit doesn't stink, especially when you're borderline intellectually disabled.

It’s even funnier when you consider the fact that occasionally a well meaning passerby stumbles into the orbit of Patrick (because he is so very FAT he has his own gravitational pull you see) and tries to help him.

Invariably Pat will be his usual effervescent self and that civilian will quickly become a Patposter themselves. It happened to Caliber Obscura. It happened to another podcast guy. It happened to Queen Leslie. It happened to Mark Pellegrino fer christsakes, that dude was in a David Lynch movie and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Pat attracts to lowest IQ of ballwashers because they’re the only people that can stand him.

 

[bortherman]

"Hide, cower, and piss" is exactly what Rick did when BDA came to Hoolies and when Dan Mullen and BDA showed up to court. It's how he thinks anyone reacts to people who are a danger to them.

I think the order is
Hide, cower, piss, apply for TRO, get denied, seethe.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Pat would fail the mirror test for sentience. Most dogs and cats are smarter than he is. I can just see him staring blankly into a mirror saying to himself "Who's a pretty boy?".

And, in this scenario, he'd definitely be pointing at his forehead the whole time. I think someone's pointed this out already, but for Pat time really is a flat circle. Every day the exact same thing.

Pat's going to be on that bird app again and again and again and again.

 

[Something Awful]

This whole "you're going to prison, sweet baby child" thing is simply the end stage of being a fat faggot. You're suffering from fat faggot denialism, Patrick!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Blurry Niki Enthusiast from Owen, who is to be credited for all links and archives, posted a thread yesterday that noted a crime scene technician was dispatched to pat’s hovel back in January of this year. Here’s the thread about it. I think maybe boomia stayed in the hovel then according to the thread.

Archive of police dispatch record