Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    669
331 unique chatters. $80.67 in 12 superchats ($6.72 average/$20 per hour). Unknown number of supertips.

This time Nick got beaten by Levyverse (4.4k subscribers).
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Hey Nick, at this rate you might want to consider other options:
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Come on bro, just go back to your signature slick combover while you still can, Holding off the Norwood Reaper with this skeevy washed-up 80's rocker tousle just ain't working, for you, or them, or... well, anyone, really.

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While KF was offline, Nick was in NLO chat talking about a message from Aaron that Nick had been holding in reserve but just sent to Melton for discussion. According to Nick, Aaron sent the message on April 5, 2024 and he and Melton have been talking about it. (It’s unclear if the message was originally sent to Nick, Nick’s wife who was taking Aaron’s loads in every hole, or Aaron’s then-wife who Nick turned into a literal coke whore. It could even be a message Nick retrieved when he unlawfully accessed Aaron’s emails and texts. In any case, Nick is distributing it to uninvolved third parties.)

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Great catch - did anyone have a chance to export a full chat archive for that one? As usual the nonce took it all down like there might be something to hide:

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All that's left to see is that Nick of course saw fit to pay his co-defendant even more money in the midst of a show where their respective HROs' petitioner was mentioned dozens of times, including their openly conspiring about another private text to leak after the outcome of their hearing makes it feel safer to do so:

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Yes, I did, and unless you let me share it, then off with you. Off with you. Oh, you mean the text from Aaron, where he admitted his entire life is a sham? Yes, I got that text. Nick shared a screenshot with me that I'm not allowed to share, and I won't give any specifics on, but basically Aaron admitted his entire life is a facade. *laughs*
We gotta make it look good. Ugh...
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It's nice to know that when the HROs haven't even been thrown out yet, virtually nothing has changed.
 
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It's nice to know that when the HROs haven't even been thrown out yet, virtually nothing has changed.
The dabbleverse audience is so easily amused. Yet another text from when Aaron was going through a divorce and drugs were involved. Not sure why they take that as some kind of proof of anything. That's not even the worst thing he said.

And yeah, they really don't seem to care about how it looks for the HRO hearings, hopefully it helps Aaron (because that's the funniest outcome) but I'm not getting my hopes up.
 
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As my mother used to say: "Gag a maggot." 🤮

Yeah, he "apologized," and then we found out he did nothing to help Vic for that egregious fuckup, and left Vic holding the bag for hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of legal fees owed to the defendants.

His apology rings hollow as far as I'm concerned.
This. All of this. Ty Beard and Nick Rekieta did absolutely nothing in the end to help Vic with his situation and made it worse in many ways. If he ever is able to make a comeback in the anime industry it'll be in spite of Rekieta and Beard's incompetence not because of it.

If what had happened to Vic had happened to any other man, they probably would've killed themselves. I have to hand it to Vic's Christian beliefs, it kept him grounded and able to move on in spite of everything to the point where he's now happily married.

Meanwhile Rekieta is spiteful and seething into oblivion while his whole life falls apart.
 
Nick annoyed the Podawful fans and now they're spamming Kayla memes

Nick becoming the easy to bully punching bag as he spirals into irrelevancy and becomes increasingly easy to bait into being pissy will be a fun arc.

Nick's narcissism leaves him entirely unable to cope with people taking low blows at him and as he pisses off random fringe groups they increasingly will.
 
Nick's narcissism leaves him entirely unable to cope with people taking low blows at him and as he pisses off random fringe groups they increasingly will.
I get the impression that pissing off the Podawful contingent is more serious than merely having all of Kiwifams “disappointed” in you.
Jesse might just fuck with him directly.
 
I get the impression that pissing off the Podawful contingent is more serious than merely having all of Kiwifams “disappointed” in you.
Jesse might just fuck with him directly.
I mean, maybe the kids will finally have some access to food and necessities! Jesse had coleslaw delivered to Steel Toe and diapers to Ralph and his horse. He sent a palette of drycrete to mersh, maybe there's a sweet palette of spaghettios inbound for the ol balldo family.
 
openly conspiring about another private text to leak after the outcome of their hearing makes it feel safer to do so:
Damn, the guy that averages less than 300 viewers a livestream is aware that the image he tries to put on that he's a crazy successful radio host is false?

I think Melton and Nick are gonna finally drive Aaron to suicide with that one.
 
If you ask me, BOTH nick and Aaron should have reciprocal HROs against each other so they both just shut the fuck up about each other (then watch both of their channels tank since neither of them have anything interesting to say outside of this crap)

On the other hand, no HROs means more potential LOLCOW farming- so I guess I could go either way on this topic.
 
This time Nick got beaten by Levyverse (4.4k subscribers).
Holy fuck this is bad. Bob Levy is a comic who was at one point a fringe Howard Stern character. Then one day several years ago he threatened violence against Stern and his wife. Stern called the cops and Levy ended up banned from the Sirius XM studios for life. Levy has toiled in (even more) obscurity since then. He’s been almost completely MIA for the last several months and his stats have always been in the shitter. This is who beat Rekieta:

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That total revenue is for several years’ worth of streams.
 
I hope his stream gets derailed as that would make it a truly glorious time.
I think the "glorious time" means he will watch a Kurt video for 2-3 hours after doing the legal topics for 30 minutes.

That was what I wrote before the site went down and thats pretty much what he did. Not a very succesful stream
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Holy fuck this is bad. Bob Levy is a comic who was at one point a fringe Howard Stern character. Then one day several years ago he threatened violence against Stern and his wife. Stern called the cops and Levy ended up banned from the Sirius XM studios for life. Levy has toiled in (even more) obscurity since then. He’s been almost completely MIA for the last several months and his stats have always been in the shitter. This is who beat Rekieta:

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That total revenue is for several years’ worth of streams.
It's pretty rough when Ol' Turkey Two-Times is beating your in revenue.
 
I'm seeing from the Pizza Funders on Twitter that Jessie "exposed" Melton. Trying to find out more, or if its a typical PodAwful work.
I'm not sure how you can "expose" someone who brazenly acts like a pedophile on stream. What could the exposé actually be? "Oh, he did some tax dodging in 2014." The man publicly stalks children, and nothing happens to him. So unless it comes out that he did something Jeremy Bicha-level heinous, nothing will continue to happen.
 
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Even the tattooed blob face on his hand is disappointed with him.
It is beyond cringe that he loves to show off that hideous tattoo and the only word you can see is “ME.” Nick is so high on his own bullshit that he should have gotten this tattoo instead:

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Though I suppose this is more fitting for his post-Qover life:

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