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[prayforpills]

Found this while looking for stuff for another thread:
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Looked up the original video:
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There are a lot of follow-up videos:
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SO close to "A man is criticizing me, a woman!"

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Call the Australian police!
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All of these people need to be banned from Greggs permanently.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder if Asexual is an actual thing

My assumption has always been that it is a real thing for a very small minority of people, there are more who have an aversion to sex due to some sort of traumatic event, and the majority are adopting/exploiting it for some kind of perceived gain or have some sort of fetish/porn addiction/alternative to sex they get off on.

I've only ever known one person, online, who claimed to be asexual. He was also someone who liked ASMR and talked about how it helped him relax, fall asleep, used it as an exercise to focus, etc. I have no idea what type of asmr he listened to, but after 5+ years of this he finally admitted that asmr gave him sexual gratification. Somehow his incredibly hot wife has stuck with him and they're reigniting their sex life. They had a physical relationship while dating, but it atrophied before getting married.

 

[Jacques1194]

I wonder if Asexual is an actual thing

I think asexual in the sense that some people don't want sex or a romantic relationship is real. The issue people have with it are the narcissists that want to make it a special identity that should be a part of the LGBTQ+. They really argue that people who choose to not have sex are some how discriminated against just like how gay people were back then. The only time I saw these people claim they were being genocided against was J.K Rowling denying that it was a real thing. Honestly, does anyone even know what "rights" asexuals and aromantics are even fighting for? I keep seeing how these people face a lot of discrimination and yet no one except maybe the person's parents gives a shit if you don't want a romantic relationship or to have sex. So how are these people being suppressed?

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Nintendo just announced that the role of Zelda in the live-action movie is going to a biological woman instead of Hunter Schafer and trannies on Twitter are going apeshit lol.

 

[Xev]

I think asexual in the sense that some people don't want sex or a romantic relationship is real.

I can buy that but doesn't asexual mean they have never found anyone attractive ever? I'm calling bullshit on that.

 

[Nobody Important]

Nintendo just announced that the role of Zelda in the live-action movie is going to a biological woman instead of Hunter Schafer and trannies on Twitter are going apeshit lol.

Were they expecting Nintendo to only shoot from the one camera angle where Schaefer kind of halfass passes?

 

[Kivotos strongest Sensei]

Were they expecting Nintendo to only shoot from the one camera angle where Schaefer kind of halfass passes?

If you were to ask Hunter's ad agency, Yes. The fact that there are people promoting that ghoul-looking thing in the first place is lunacy. He might have some angles where if you squint and cover half his face he might pass as an ugly to mid woman, but all doubts evaporate as soon as you put a real woman next to him.

 

[Feels Badman]

I can buy that but doesn't asexual mean they have never found anyone attractive ever? I'm calling bullshit on that.

I think there are some turbo spergs who may actually have never had a single sexual urge. Like Susan Boyle. She seems to have dated men just because she's lonely and people around her keep telling her that a boyfriend will fix her loneliness. I don't think she has ever gotten why people go on dates.

 

[Paper Machete]

"Asexual" is just what happens when someone with basically no libido also happens to be someone who doesn't really get lonely and prefers or needs lots of alone time so they don't often (or ever) pair up. Having a solely "romantic" but not "sexual" attraction to someone is a complete meme because there is no romantic feelings without sexual feelings. But I do think people that just aren't interested in sex/relationships are a thing they're just not that many and don't really need movements.

A lot of the pooners sexual hang ups seem to be explicitly because of poonerism imo. The social contagion (+proggie rhetoric) that got them tells them it's le wrong to desired by a man as a woman so they start over thinking it. If someone who liked their BF and liked pleasing their BF and found normal sex physically pleasurable didn't have pooner social programming there would be zero problem. She's basically saying "there is nothing wrong with our sex life except for the fact I think there should be".

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

The only time I saw these people claim they were being genocided against was J.K Rowling denying that it was a real thing. Honestly, does anyone even know what "rights" asexuals and aromantics are even fighting for? I keep seeing how these people face a lot of discrimination and yet no one except maybe the person's parents gives a shit if you don't want a romantic relationship or to have sex. So how are these people being suppressed?

This reminded me of some retarded video recommendation I got on YouTube by some clown who does cringe compilations of stupid things people said online this week or whatever, and the thumbnail or title included that Rowling tweet. So I had to check the comments and they were full of self-proclaimed "asexuals" whining about how they are really really oppressed because other people force them into relationships by nagging them about why they are not dating anyone (or something like "my aunt felt like she had to get married 50 years ago and she broke down crying when I told her about how real and valid asexuality is") and how they never feel represented in media because everyone is always having sex. Nothing sounded like actual oppression to me, but the circle jerk (ironically) they had going was very strong.

I might have weird friends or something, but I really never met anyone who cared that much about whether someone was in a relationship or not. And how would it even come up in a medical check up, you can just answer "no" if sexual activity happens to be relevant. Nobody has to tell their doctor about their true and honest asexuality, if they feel that it is not an issue.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Aren't the rumors or some videos of mr., never gonna be sister, Hunter Schafer being a weird pervert and a creep?

 

[Procopius]

I feel like there's still some sort of social contact that you don't surprise people standing in a slippery shower, due to the risk of injury. That she broke this contract, in this way, after he bought a new awful thing is very telling!

Is this the first genuine recorded case of "I slipped in the shower and x got stuck up my rectum" in history? I was sure we even had a thread for all those people claiming it happened to them.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Aren't the rumors or some videos of mr., never gonna be sister, Hunter Schafer being a weird pervert and a creep?

There was actual a mad diary post on one of his actual social media accounts. It's less rumors and more confirmed by him himself. You might be able to find it somewhere on the farms.

 

[Feels Badman]

This reminded me of some retarded video recommendation I got on YouTube by some clown who does cringe compilations of stupid things people said online this week or whatever, and the thumbnail or title included that Rowling tweet. So I had to check the comments and they were full of self-proclaimed "asexuals" whining about how they are really really oppressed because other people force them into relationships by nagging them about why they are not dating anyone (or something like "my aunt felt like she had to get married 50 years ago and she broke down crying when I told her about how real and valid asexuality is") and how they never feel represented in media because everyone is always having sex. Nothing sounded like actual oppression to me, but the circle jerk (ironically) they had going was very strong.

I might have weird friends or something, but I really never met anyone who cared that much about whether someone was in a relationship or not. And how would it even come up in a medical check up, you can just answer "no" if sexual activity happens to be relevant. Nobody has to tell their doctor about their true and honest asexuality, if they feel that it is not an issue.

The only way this is a genuine issue is if you live in a traditionalist east Asian society where elders are super nosy and in everyone's business, and the only way to avoid being asked when you're getting married is to not see or talk to your family. You can't tell them to mind their own business like we would in the west, because personal privacy isn't really a widespread concept there. But that's something all young people in those societies deal with and not specific to asexuals.

 

[fish fillet]

There was actual a mad diary post on one of his actual social media accounts. It's less rumors and more confirmed by him himself. You might be able to find it somewhere on the farms.

I saw it a few days ago. I might be too retarded to get an image post to work so here's a link to the post.
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[Lentil Soup]

A TiF drafts a letter to HR that is so brazenly pathetic that I almost thought to post it in the Ls thread. Willingly leaving a job in this job market because people realized you're a fraud? So stupid, it veers close to being diagnostic evidence of genuine retardation.

I was compelled to dig deeper into this one due to the allegation that their HR had leaked their background check, which would typically be a bit fucked up.

However, a brief review of their Reddit account makes it seem much more likely that their coworkers simply looked them up on Google.

They set up a GoFundMe under their legal last name and posted it on Reddit:

Their name is not remotely common. They also post in their university's subreddit for additional confirmation.

Since biological men don't need top surgery revisions or identity as FTM it does not take a genius to figure out what happened. I was able to find a couple likely candidates for immediately family on Facebook, a coworker with a grudge could get more I'm sure.

As for motive, they sound like a nightmare coworker. I hope their HR rep has their alcohol supply well stocked for the end of all this.

Something you probably noticed, they post a lot in the DID subreddit. How on earth could someone this mentally ill with no sense of personal identity give meaningful consent to life-altering surgical procedures?

Since this is a TIF, obligatory BPD:

And obligatory TIF fucked up yaoi

 

[Peaches Demure]

ROFL at this bit:

...when it's obvious from her thumbnail image that she's a lard behemoth nowhere near "a good weight" for any height or age.

A woman won't have that much fat on their face and neck unless they're a 200+ pound heap of lard. The dog covers most of her torso, but the parts we can see in low-rez are telling enough. Put the fork down, Àízak, (seriously, what are the chances her deadname is Tiffanee or some basic white bitch name?) and actually lift something heavier than a Big Mac for a change.

That's a Slaton phenotype, right there.

 

[RAPIST WITH AIDS]

38yo trans woman new to makeup
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[Comp0site Specter]

I wonder if Asexual is an actual thing

It's actually a pretty well researched phenomenon even compared to the rest of the alphabet mafia. Honest-and-true asexuals make up <1% of the population and a lot of those fall into the category of "very low" sex drive as opposed to none at all. That being said the infinitely more likely that a person is having hormonal issues or other miscellaneous problems.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A tranny whose "abusive ex" got a restraining order against him has a long and sordid ballad to tell - one of missing Magic the Gathering cards, assault charges and being spontaneously arrested for child pornography. Of course, OP insists none of this is true of his girlfriend and spitefully remarks that there's no evidence of any of these allegations, but I think we all know the truth.
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Well my gfs now in jail for the second thing she didn’t do because she’s trans​

Around like two or three weeks ago, I helped this girl out of an abusive situation. Her abusive ex then proceeded to get a restraining order to keep all of her precious possessions. It worked because of how the law works if you contest anything you can’t take it. So she was able to keep all of her thousands of dollars worth of magic the gathering cards until the court date today except for that’s not how it happened obviously the ex alleged assault to get the restraining order so she went to jail the first time for that and then apparently that wasn’t enough for the ex so she reported her for child pornography and of course she got arrested for that too because you know obviously they don’t need any real evidence to do anything just that random person‘s word I guess it’s a whole problem that’s made worse because they refuse to acknowledge her as a woman. The judge wouldn’t even acknowledge that the allegations were false the police entrapped her to get her there the first time. And this time she didn’t even get to get her stuff because she got arrested immediately after the case she still has to defend herself against the assault charges at the end of the week. She doesn’t have a lawyer because they didn’t submit the paperwork oh and wonderful former friends is the reason she got entrapped in the first place because she thought she was friends with the person and their reality was that person was using them on behalf of the abusive ex

A troon plays Stepford wife between job opportunities and seems to describe an idyllic housewife lifestyle that most actual housewives have never, historically, been privileged enough to enjoy. You're not benching nearly enough Valium to be a proper housewife, OP!
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i was born to be a housewife ​

i grew up in a very conservative "the man must provide" household. I recently quit my job and my next job doesn't start until next month. this has given me three months of being the at-home partner.
i know it's problematic to say housework is women's work, but it's all the stuff i denied to myself bc my family worried i was gay if i tried to engage in those activities. i'm doing the childcare, the meal planning and cooking, getting into baking, learning to crochet, and keeping our home neat and tidy. i take care of most of the domestic stuff so my partner can go do her job and not be stressed at home (we'll get into a more even division of labor when i start working again).
i'm really enjoying this period of my life - flitting around the house in my cute clothes taking care of things at my own pace and being a little housewife. wish this could last forever!

Poor bedside tranner: a FTM warns the troons 'n' poons of Reddit to not trust people who went into thousands of dollars of debt and took years of training and schooling just to put up with their Cronenbergian desires to mutilate themselves. I like how she's aware that many healthcare providers simply play ball to avoid litigation but doesn't seem to realize this is not a phenomenon unique to healthcare. Trust me, everyone from waiters to janitors to human resource managers all cringe when they see you a-comin'!
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Just another reminder: No, healthcare workers are generally not on your side​

I always see the transmed/true trans crowd talk about how if we all shut up and let the doctors and such talk, we'd have more acceptance in the world. Unfortunately, doctors/nurses aren't infalliable and just because there may be science to back something up doesn't mean your healthcare team agrees with it.
While a good chunk of healthcare workers like to do what is best for the patient, an uncomfortable amount do not care about the patient. I have to take breaks from the nursing subreddit because its extremely concerning how they talk about patients who are obese/have chronic disease and chronic pain/disabilities. It triggers dysphoria to know that many of these type of nurses have/will see me at my worst post-op or when I have to be hospitalized for chronic conditions.
Yes, there are many great healthcare workers that support trans people, but they're usually concentrated in certain areas and don't work bedside/places you will be the most vulnerable.
Obviously if you've had great experiences, great. But I think it's very naive to assume that you will be able to build this large team of trans-friendly healthcare workers that aren't being nice so they don't get sued into oblivion.

Groovy goonie: a TiF insists on watching pornography to assuage her... ahem, "dysphoria" and resents her boyfriend for having objections to her habits due to traumatic past experiences of infidelity. The comments, of course, universally tell OP that the boyfriend is completely out of line for this, thus proving that repulsive porn addiction isn't just a disease of the XY chromosome.
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My boyfriend [32M] wants me [30M] to stop watching porn but I feel like he's missing the point.​

We have a very healthy sex life, we’re usually sexually active every day, or every other day at most. I’m genuinely happy with our sexual dynamic.
But recently, he brought up porn being a boundary for him. It triggers deep insecurities and past wounds about not being enough, being compared to fantasies, or being replaced. He says he’s working on those feelings, but that ultimately he needs to be in a relationship where porn isn’t a thing. Not just for now, but as a goal.
Here’s my issue: for me, porn isn’t about comparison or fantasy or even about "us" at all. It’s part of my relationship with my body, a body that I didn’t get to be born into the way I needed. I don’t watch mainstream porn or anything produced. I don't care about the faces or bodies or orientation of the performers. I seek out stuff that lets me dissociate a little, to imagine what it would be like if I had a penis. It’s a form of gender euphoria I don’t get elsewhere.
I’ve tried to explain this to him. I’ve reassured him over and over that this isn’t about choosing porn over intimacy, or rejecting him, or chasing a fantasy. And to be clear: I’m not avoiding sex with him. I’m not choosing porn instead of being with him. We don’t live together. We don’t even sleep in the same bed most nights. This is something I do privately, alone, as a way to feel a little more connected to myself.
I’m scared that giving in to this request, to make "quitting porn" a goal, means giving up something that’s not harming our relationship and is actually helping me cope with dysphoria. I love this guy. But I also love myself. And I want to feel whole in my body, especially when I’m not getting to experience that wholeness in real life.
Has anyone else dealt with something like this? I really don't want to break up with him and I know people will suggest that. Did your partner come around with time? Am I missing something here?

Spoiler: Highlights reel - in pooner pink!

Nearly 10 years ago, these two were a happy heterosexual couple. Then all hell broke loose when OP became a "gay trans guy" and tore their love story asunder, pushing and prodding at her boyfriend to be things that he isn't - at first, a gay man, then, a MTF. Highlights include that she refuses to let him define kissing a tranny on a dare and being sexually assaulted by another man as gay experiences, they narrowly escaped homelessness by raising money on social media, and her boyfriend hasn't been able to get it up in a long, long time and it's starting to piss her off. Who said romance was dead?
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i know it’s probably over but idk how to proceed​

I’ll try my best to make a long story short. - met partner 9+ years ago, pre everything- felt queer, never had room to explore it so we opened our relationship a few years into it so I could explore my bisexuality- eventually realize I’m a man. partner has been nothing but supportive. does my shots. took excellent care of me after top surgery. has never asked me not to do something. - financially, things have gotten more difficult. we are continually stressed. partner also has a medical issue that makes sex difficult (probably in part caused by stress), so we don’t have sex often. - i can understand that, except when we do kiss or have sex, etc, sometimes he flinches. our kisses aren’t as passionate. we only really does what he likes. I’m often more turned on when I’m more in control, but I can tell that’s a turn-off for him. - That’s okay, I can enjoy being submissive. Still, if he’s not the one initiating, it doesn’t happen. 99% of the time we don’t end up having sex when I initiate.- I keep asking what’s going on, to be honest if he’s not into guys. He assures me he’s into guys because he’s down to try a dick. I remind him not all men have dicks, not all dicks belong to men. He cites a dare where he kissed a person who then later came out as a trans woman, and a borderline assault as gay experiences. I tell him those don’t count. He says he hasn’t had one then, which ofc hurts because what about me then? He apologizes and says I do count. - Things don’t get better. We feel like roommates who cuddle. We still love each other, but it doesn’t feel the same. - One day during an argument I mistake something he says for wanting to end our relationship. I start crying about it, he thinks I’m trying to end the relationship. Tells me okay it’s true. I’m not attracted to guys. Sorry. I don’t like having a guy come on to me. I don’t think I can give you what you need. etc etc. - I am, of course, emotionally obliterated. I spend the whole next day crying. The day after that he sees how depressed I am. He asks why I’m so sad. I say it’s because our relationship is over. He feels awful, apologizes and says none of the stuff he said before was true. He’s just ashamed that he’s still attracted to women but that he does like men. I decide to believe him even though deep down I don’t because he’s begging me to believe him. We have some incredible sex. I feel totally confused. - A few weeks of no sex again, I try to dress fem to get his attention. He likes it but we can’t do anything bc of his issue. He apologizes and asks if I enjoyed dressing like that. I admit I don’t. He says I shouldn’t do that then, which I appreciate. - Months go by, my sense of “he’s not into me” doesn’t go away. In June a small but very stressful event happens, which makes me bring our relationship into question again. He says he feels bad because he can tell he’s not what I need and that he thinks he’s sapping the life out of me. But we still love each other so we decide to keep going. - Things go VERY south financially and we face eviction. His parents offer to house him but not me bc i’m trans. He refuses to abandon me which I appreciate. - We narrowly avoid homelessness bc I pull us out of by raising the money thru social media and finding a new place etc. He admits having not done much in comparison to me and feels bad. It bugs me a little but he’s been there for me like after surgery so who cares. - As we’re packing, he says something like “i can’t really be in a relationship right now. i just can’t be there for someone like that. I hope you don’t take that the wrong way”. I say I’m not hurt. That I just hope I’m not holding him back. He says he’s the one worried he’s holding me back.- In truth, I am very hurt, but we had a very short window of time to pack and talking about my hurt would delay us at least an hour or two so I decide to put it aside. - Unfortunately since the move a few days ago, I have started to feel like my love is quickly fading. He’s been a bit short with me because of all the stress we’re under plus he’s unmedicated. Yesterday we got into an hour long argument because I told him he misremembered washing the dishes, today he got annoyed with me because I made a suggestion in the grocery store. - Talking about it will potentially turn into an hours long affair where I end up crying a lot to make my point because he has a hard time seeing why something hurt my feelings or thinks i shouldn’t be hurt because he didn’t mean to hurt me. Sometimes I admit I really do get onto him too much too. So I don’t really bother bringing it up anymore. - What really keeps replaying over and over in my mind is how many times he’s said he can’t be there for me as a partner, how many times he’s said he feels bad he can’t be what I need and I keep asking myself “what am I doing?”- he’s noticed my lack of enthusiasm for cuddling and kissing and asks if i’m okay. i say i am because i don’t want to rehash the same argument we keep having that ends with him swearing he’s attracted to me, that it’s just the medical thing, that i’m adding stress to an already very stressful time, that i am free to go on grindr, to please believe him and have some patience. And I will feel awful and shame myself for continuing to question his attraction. It’s hard making myself kiss him when I don’t feel it.
Right now job situation is fucked (hence why almost homeless). I don’t have any friends or family I can stay with. I barely have friends at all. We own a dog and a cat together. We still get along perfectly well as people. I just don’t think we’ve been partners for some time.
I feel so crushed. I don’t know what to do. Nothing really wrong has ever happened, so ending a relationship over not feeling loved enough during a time of extreme stress feels stupid. Like should I ride it out until it’s not stressful anymore and see if it improves?
To make matters more complicated, me and a transfem friend are pretty sure he’s a super closeted transfem. I don’t have time to get into it, but if I did you’d all say “oh yeah. i see why”. This wouldn’t matter if I hadn’t recently realized I’m a gay man. In that vein, I often wonder if he’s a transbian. If he came out to me as a girl, I’d still support him and would still be willing to platonically spend our life together, but I know I’d lose attraction as they got further in transition.
idk i feel like an idiot. an idiot if i stay, an idiot if i go. i wish i had someone irl to talk to about this.

Finally, a pooner wants to know why the dick-hungry dudes of Grindr are not so eager for her to ram a rod of silicone up their derrieres.
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Why is no one interested in me topping?​

I’ve recently started hooking up with guys on grindr and its been an interesting experience. I consider myself vers and there’s nothing really off limits for me in terms of dysphoria. But I have a hard packer and I really want to use it, but every time i mention it in chats guys aren’t interested. They only ever want to fuck me, idk if its just that i’m young twink looking or also because they’re not interested in being fucked by a ‘strap’ but its getting really tiring that no one is ever interested in my dick. Do i have to change my profile to ‘top only’ for any bottom guy to contact me?? wtf