Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Horse fuckers and gacha addicts get sent to the glue factory

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She took 7 turns in the infirmary to get rid of a negative status effect. Somehow made it to URA Semifinals. I could have used my clocks/restarts but that bullshit combined with her getting upset every other month was horseshit.
i’ve been playing for a week and i still cant get to the URA finale the west has fallen
Sakura Bakushin O. Six speed cards (with front runner skills). Literally only train speed (and wit to recover some energy). Works because she runs the shortest race types.
 
Sakura Bakushin O. Six speed cards (with front runner skills). Literally only train speed (and wit to recover some energy). Works because she runs the shortest race types.
All you need to do is press the funny speed button with Bakushin and she wins everything. Daiwa Scarlet is like a Bakushin that runs longer races. Front runners are extremely broken.
 
You guys don’t get it, Super Creek is a super creep, she made me play goo goo babies in the SWELTERING SUMMER of 1992
Yeah Super Creek being the smothering mommy type was kinda off-putting, but she did win me my first URA Finals because her gold skill (Swinging Maestro) is busted and let me get away with being behind the curve on Stamina.

He's not kidding btw, that is an actual career event and THANK GOD they didn't actually voice/animate/illustrate it. She just says that's what she wants to do, and you die a little inside.

All you need to do is press the funny speed button with Bakushin and she wins everything. Daiwa Scarlet is like a Bakushin that runs longer races. Front runners are extremely broken.
This tracks with my experience too, and it must be common knowledge because everybody seems to use them both in Team Trials. For some reason I don't see people bringing other Front honses like Mayano or Mihono; maybe those two need more setup to be competitive.
 
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Although it is a little odd that a super old game that just got a global release is getting this much attention, but it could also just be undisclosed marketing.
normies are not gonna jump through hoops to play a japanese only gatcha. before a global release it might as well not exist.
 
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This tracks with my experience too, and it must be common knowledge because everybody seems to use them both in Team Trials. For some reason I don't see people bringing other Front honses like Mayano or Mihono; maybe those two need more setup to be competitive.
Maya-chan is really tough because the stamina checkpoint races come extremely early in her career. Meanwhile, with Bakushin, you don't need stamina at all.
 
btw the girls have an ear piece on their right ear if theyre based on a male horse and on the left ear if based on the female horse :)
So if your favorite horse waifu has an earpiece on their right ear it's gay.

This information should be pinned to the OP.
And you still get the odd curveball with Fine Motion, who wears earpieces on both of her ears (the real Fine Motion was a mare, but was later discovered to be intersex and thus sterile).
 
The designs seem lazy compared to gacha slop from nearly a decade ago
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Best girl is cute without mecha parts. And you don't need to spend cash to gacha, it is all in game currency you can earn in game and its not even stringy. You pay for coom skins.
MLP was better, my apologies to horsefuckers (real).
With due respect, no. MLP is a cancer that combines Harry Potter levels of faggotry with furry degeneracy.

As for the glue factory game, Japan is apparently big on horse racing. Like very big.

Imagine bawsketball americans or bri'ish and their love of footy big. So this was a ginormous hit.

I do find it hilarious that the Yakuza are upset at their big tiddy horses getting porned. You can't make this up.
 
I do find it hilarious that the Yakuza are upset at their big tiddy horses getting porned. You can't make this up.
Last I recall, horse racing is one of the few, if not the only, outlets for legalized gambling in Japan, so the mob having a vested interest in keeping the horses mostly free of lewds (looking at you, Daiwa) makes some sense.
 
I currently have 9k carrots saved up for when they finally drop manhattan cafe

I will continue to save
 
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