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I wouldn't call Ralph and e-whore per se.
"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.
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And what bad hand was that? Pretend to be sick/lie about everything so faggots even dumber and more useless than he is fund his whole life? Oh, the humanity!
I mean, to be fair, that voice of his is fucking tragic. Probably God cursed him with it so he'd be used to suffering and weeping about things beyond his control when he wakes up in Hell.
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>US citizen
>6 feet tall
>middle-class
>college educated
>homeowner
>"hot" young wife/free caretaker
What a bad hand he was dealt, poor baby. The funny thing is that his great hand was his downfall. He literally would have been better off if he was an illegal Irish immigrant. When you are sick and you don't have health insurance you just get better and you learn to control your hypochondria.
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Don't forget he's a trust fund kid too. Never had to work a real job.
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After the Kirsche drama, anybody who reads the post below as sarcasm should be gelded.
CONTEXT IS KEY!
CONTEXT IS KEY!
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I don't know if you can "just get better" when you've had a few heart attacks and are literally losing inches in height to a fucked up spine lmao
People can start off good in life and end up with shit luck later on. You don't stay lucky your whole life. Even billionaires can die from an aneurysm.
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That heart attack isn't the first thing to bring him to the hospital. Jim is a chronic hospital goer (even since childhood) with 85 different medications interacting in his bloodstream and a suppressed immune system. If he wasn't constantly in the hospital system he probably wouldn't have contracted TB. He also has been on corticosteroids for a long period of time, which greatly increases the chance of cardiovascular issues and osteoporosis. He seems extremely mentally ill to me. Don't shoot the noticer.
Idk if that is true but I don't think Jim ever attended public school. He tried teaching at one but couldn't handle the fact that there was so much inherent inequality and unethical behavior going on. Very naive and sheltered. He also wanted to be a poet well into his 20s. A shy and sensitive type. He claims to have worked before going to college. Sounds like his parents were worried about their autistic son who talked to random kids online all day and wanted him to become acquainted with reality a little before sending him off to college.
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Perhaps, he had plenty of chances to knock up his fat skanky asian. I think he's probably sterile though, or she is.
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If Jim won't knock up that greasy Asian slut, I'll take one for the team.
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Give it some time and you'll probably get the chance, I bet that seag00k slut went full moonface though.
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So did Metokur if what @berenstain is saying about his cortisone abuse is true. Which is probably also the reason why he hides his face when leaving the house. He does hide his face in some way, doesn't he? With his dox being out in the open for so long, I find it very hard to believe no random a-log was able to capture his visage at this point. That paper bag doing god's work for old Jimmy?
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He said in a stream before that he didn't want to have kids and then die. That's the only reason he hasn't had children he stated before.