Stephen king is the biggest faggot ever. Every, and I mean every single one of his books contains an aggressive male on male handjob.
1. Kids in it: kids buttfuck the only 11 year old girl or something to find an exit to a sewer (lol)
2. The stand: some retard gets raped by a dude by shoving a gun in his butt and the dude I think jerks him off?
3. It again: the bully jerks another kid off while some kid watching keeps farting nonstop.
4. Misery: I think that nigga gets his weiner tugged by force?
5. Salems lot: a vampire fucks another kid in the ass while screaming about garlic.
6. Some gay short story: I can’t remember, but the short story is about a kid getting raped by a cop in a library.
7. The dark Half: Thad keeps dreaming about sparrows pecking his balls and jerking him off.
8. Bag of bones: a fat nigger slave gets raped to death and the white slave owners keep reaching for a dick to jerk off but can’t find it,
9. The gunslinger: I think there is a chapter where a dude on heroin jerks off for three hours?
King is a faggot.
Edit: whoops. This was about Stephen hawking. Well, same thing but just replace the book titles with math functions.