Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

I'M FUCKING SAVING THIS JUST IN CASE.
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Btw I didn't check CaptArgo's alt for this. I was searching this:

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Lol, lmao even. He's slowly being radicalized by Ruben Sim on the furry equation alone. Interesting. I have only seen this switch with Frida Kahlo's case.

Anyways, most of you are gringos, which is already a pattern that I noticed back in 2020.

We really are your only friends, huh?

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Let's be honest, with all of @Claudio Hernández Castañeda's health problems, he likely also suffers from broken dick syndrome, and a lot of the impotent rage found in his posts is due to him being incapable of getting his dick fudge-dipped.

 

[Goycast Guy]

We really are your only friends, huh?

Other than that 11 year old on Roblox, yeah.

 

[chrisc]

Other than that 11 year old on Roblox, yeah.

weird pattern how the people defending claudio happen to be underage furries and roblox players.... claudio kill yourself

 

[Tablet County]

Other than that 11 year old on Roblox, yeah.

Is that the totally real ex-boyfriend or a different 11 year old that totally exists and isn't fake?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Other than that 11 year old on Roblox, yeah.

Who?


Goycast Guy, stop confusing me with (((Parlo))). He is the one with the ageplay fetish.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Is that the totally real ex-boyfriend or a different 11 year old that totally exists and isn't fake?

Probably his new boyfriend. I’m sure his other boyfriends were told by their parents to get off Roblox once they found out about Claudio.

Goycast Guy, stop confusing me with (((Parlo))). He is the one with the ageplay fetish.

I don’t think Parlo is out here grooming little boys on Roblox.

 

[chrisc]

Who?

Goycast Guy, stop confusing me with (((Parlo))). He is the one with the ageplay fetish.

claudio kill yourself

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You made the e621 account. Either log in and check or refer to the screenshots already provided earlier in the thread.

>He doesn't know.

No one tell him.

 

[Tablet County]

I don’t think Parlo is out here grooming little boys on Roblox.

I don't even know who that is. Is that a real person of interest or another irrelevant individual who is only of interest to Claus?

 

[Goycast Guy]

I don't even know who that is. Is that a real person of interest or another irrelevant individual who is only of interest to Claus?

All I know about Parlo is that he made videos on the UTTP and I guess is kinda similar to Ruben Sim? Not really sure.

 

[No.643172643]

Claudio, why are you even here?
Why are you still here?
If you are a christian man then log out, delete the password to this site, cry out to God and repent, repent, repent.
Never come back here.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Of course you don’t like Alex Rosen. He would catch you trying to meet up with a little boy.

Stop putting words in my mouth, buddy.

Seeing as you've confirmed that you have OCD, is blithering on about nonsense one of your rituals? Do you have the irrational belief that if you don't conjure up a paragraph of fatuous drivel every other post that your father will materialize in your room and beat the fuck out of you with a typewriter?

I don't have confirmed OCD. Otherwise I would be like my mother in regards of obsession with cleanliness.

BTW she wasn't like this before my father beat her up. The trauma created her OCD as a coping mechanism.

Thanks, Manuel Montiel.

I know that you have no understanding of the Lord’s language, but it was a question asked in confusion. I’ve never heard of an American that can’t point out their own country on a map

>Lord's language.

Goycast Guy, your Bri'ish side is showing up again.

You mean the religion that has the most followers in the world?

It's funny you say that.

Now remove anything that isn't catholicism or Christianity. Remove all those branches.

How big are we now?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never heard of a straight male saying that they want to sodomize another man with a broom

You are so naive. Lmao. Ever heard of torture for the sake of torture?

There’s no such thing.

Are you an expert on sexuality now? What's your experience?

...No, Brayden Hayden-Peel. I don't want to know you were buttfucked by your bullies.

Right, because I’m the one who commissioned porn of a lion getting cream-pied.

Already proven I didn't commission it. I even showed logs of me asking the artist.

And even if it was commissioned by someone else, the artist would have put it in his bio.

Retard.

 

[chrisc]

claudio kill yourself zoophile

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Probably his new boyfriend. I’m sure his other boyfriends were told by their parents to get off Roblox once they found out about Claudio.

My boyfriend is 29. Stop having pedophilic fantasies, white twink.

I don’t think Parlo is out here grooming little boys on Roblox.

>He doesn't know.

DOCTOSSSSSS!!!!

I don't even know who that is. Is that a real person of interest or another irrelevant individual who is only of interest to Claus?

BTW I didn't mean to say bio. I meant to say description.

...Uploads like those don't have bios. Obviously.

 

[chrisc]

claudio kill yourself zoophile

 

[Tread Miller]

1. Bisexual

Just found some never-before seen footage of past Claudio singing with his parents at UNAM about his struggles with sexuality! How inspiring, a must-listen for all fellow LGBTQ+ WINNERS like Claudio!

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

My boyfriend is 29

What a great Christian, having a “boyfriend”. You need Jesus desperately Claudio

 

[Tablet County]

Claudio, why are you even here?
Why are you still here?
If you are a christian man then log out, delete the password to this site, cry out to God and repent, repent, repent.
Never come back here.

Even if he wasn't Christian I'd advise him to do the same thing. Unfortunately Claus has a bad case of cantputdownthecupitis and thus shall never leave. He will be here on his dying day, still crying from the hospital bed about how the kiwi farms is evil and he has the silver bullet to defeat the evil satan website.
That is if he hasn't by that point:

• Killed himself
• Gone to prison for killing someone else
• Died due to malnutrition after his mother passes and there's no one left to care for him

It's funny you say that.

Now remove anything that isn't catholicism or Christianity. Remove all those branches.

How big are we now?

"Christianity is the biggest religion in the world."
"WELL IF CHRISTIANITY DIDN'T EXIST IT WOULDN'T BE THE BIGGEST RELIGION IN THE WORLD."
Another masterstroke from Genius Claujimbo. Bravo Claujimbo.

Addendum: Actually I read that wrong. Mea Culpa. It's even more GENIOSA than that!
"Christianity is the biggest religion in the world."
"WELL IF RELIGIONS OTHER THAN CHRISTIANITY DIDN'T EXIST IT WOULDN'T BE THE BIGGEST RELIGION IN THE WORLD."
SASUGA CLAUJIMBO.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Stop putting words in my mouth, buddy.

I can tell what you were saying without you directly saying it. I’m not retarded.

Goycast Guy, your Bri'ish side is showing up again.

Well call me bruv because I do not see that as an insult.

Now remove anything that isn't catholicism or Christianity. Remove all those branches.

How big are we now?

Uh, it would still be the same size?

You are so naive. Lmao. Ever heard of torture for the sake of torture?

Why do you exclusively say this sexual shit to me then? When I think of torture I think of anything that’s not “sodomizing with a broom”.

No, Brayden Hayden-Peel. I don't want to know you were buttfucked by your bullies.

I can tell you’re speaking from experience again.

Already proven I didn't commission it. I even showed logs of me asking the artist.

You said you commissioned the fucking drawing all the way back in April. You can’t gaslight me.

My boyfriend is 29. Stop having pedophilic fantasies, white twink.

Post his hand and I’ll be the judge of that.