Cardposting's Humanities Appreciator's Discussion thread - We are Cardstock and we stare directly into your eyes unblinking and uncomfortably close

How do you greet people?

  • Hello there.

  • Hello there!

  • I am racist and I will dog whistle to your face oh boy I hope I don't get outed by some chad autist!


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Don't know whether to unwatch this thread or not
 
Card strikes me as a debatebro, not a sticker sperg, especially not one who would hide behind a sock - this guy has no shame.

Then again, we have pretty clearly documented in this thread that Card will literally do any retarded thing because he thinks "le random" to get any reaction counts as transgressionist art.

Wouldn't be surprised either way at this point. Mods will shed light soon, I expect.
 
It’s the equivalent of professional food reviewers buying up some random kids’s bake sale just to leave nasty reviews and then getting into fist fights and shouting matches with other strangers looking at the bizarre spectacle. This isn’t just caressing the caca they’re boxing with the brown,frolicking with the feces. They’re giving a hobo their lofty Lamborghini in hopes that he crashes it and its derelict driver dies gruesomely.
imagine being at arguments
so fat you look and see food
 
This is Filthy Frank's channel description. You will find nothing like this for Tardposting, just a bunch of fart sniffing videos that seem way too autistic to be genuine, until you learn about his internet history.
Filthy Frank was also funny and to the point. Card spends 30+ minutes rambling about fuck all. If you want an example of Australian political satire look at something like Utopia.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardposting. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Breadtube most of the jokes will go over a typical Kiwi's head. There's also Card's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 4chan literature, for instance. The true and honest fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cardposting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Card's existential catchphrase "Please gift me Steam games", which itself is a cryptic reference to rejection of the capitalist system. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Card's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens.
 
imagine being at arguments
so fat you look and see food
Thus the PFP.
I have no idea why I didn't anticipate a long haired dysgenic, terminally online leftist living in a shack filled with junk would be a degenerate tranny freak, but I didn't. Well I guess lesson learned.
Tbh I don't think he's naturally ugly,he has good genes,he's just on the path to ruining though. His earlier 4chan failtroon days had him looking alot more scuffed though.
 
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Nully null or Useless_faggot ban him NOW
If your account is ineligible for reporting, the least you can do is tag me. The only reason I saw your post is that someone had reported the offending post. That aside, I really don't recall any interaction with you (bar your contributions in SMO thread). What's your issue with me?
 
If your account is ineligible for reporting, the least you can do is tag me. The only reason I saw your post is that someone had reported the offending post. That aside, I really don't recall any interaction with you (bar your contributions in SMO thread). What's your issue with me?
It was a sarcastic post, plus it's a funny twist on your name.
 
This is my most regrettable post on this site.

So far.
sad pug.webp

On another note
Wtf is happening here. Mald is getting boring because it's 300 pages of "he he ferret fucker".
But here! We have retards fighting, cloak and dagger sock accounts!
People being literally mati as fuck.

Card himself is as exciting as wet cardboard (lol) but damn his dents are entertaining!
I think this thread is a sleeper hit, just waiting for its big break (which is a bit optimistic of me, I realize that, considering what already happened).

I have faith in this
 
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