Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[PurpleEater]

I won't bother downloading them because they're not that interesting, but Michaela shared some more video clips from their trip including beautiful bodies of water, a cute little fox sprinting through the grass, wild turkeys, and open summer sky..

Meanwhile, "creative" Judy posted:

Spoiler: lolfat

 

[PurpleEater]

where's the drink sticker?

lol "slow season"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Back in NYC






Cape Cod dreamin’

Spoiler: full size

Trying to manifest clients and account followers










Indirect birthday begging starts *checks watch* now




Am sore and angy baby

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

Jude, I don't know if you read you thread but if you do I beg of you. Make an account and explain, in simple English, what "taking up space IRL by documenting your divinity" actually means.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Back in NYC

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Cape Cod dreamin’

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Spoiler: full size

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Trying to manifest clients and account followers

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Indirect birthday begging starts *checks watch* now

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Am sore and angy baby

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> Baby and I’s
> College graduate

 

[thejackal2]

I hope she goes to PR. I want to see her reaction to very fit PR women talking rapid fire heavily accented Spanish she can't understand.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I hope she goes to PR. I want to see her reaction to very fit PR women talking rapid fire heavily accented Spanish she can't understand.

I want to see Jude go to Japan or Italy, and then have trouble doing things because they don’t cater to deathfats like her all that much. Sure, she’d be able to get food, but finding chairs that can accommodate, and buying clothes as a souvenir would be very difficult. Also, both places require lots of walking, and unless Jude is willing to spend a small fortune on transportation, she’ll be walking a lot more than she usually does (she’s the type that will pay for an Uber in Brooklyn instead of walking and taking the subway). Her having a travel arc in general would be funny.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I hope she goes to PR. I want to see her reaction to very fit PR women talking rapid fire heavily accented Spanish she can't understand.

Nah, she'll melt into a puddle of lard stepping out of SJU.

 

[stupid frog]

GO BACK TO PR, SLUG WOMAN

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude sure loves to openly advertise how broke she is:

lol.

 

[Otterly]

Curate a vibe
My goodness how did we ever have fun without people to curate a vibe for us?

 

[PurpleEater]

slightly Islamic but not quite enough to go behind a cut:

 

[What's_The_Frequency?]

saw this in the 'news' and immediately thought of Jude. Twins right?

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[Otterly]

saw this in the 'news' and immediately thought of Jude. Twins right?
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Thesis: antithesis…
I just can’t get over the juxtaposition of the slutty lingerie with the granny skirt and orthopaedic trainers. It just screams secure ward.

 

[PurpleEater]

lol this desperate narcissist


reminder Michaela is NOT a woman. she prefers the term "genderless blob," thank you very much.

 

[stupid frog]

I DONT WANT TO BE PERCEIEVED *POSTS CONSTANT SELFIES*

 

[Otterly]

reminder Michaela is NOT a woman. she prefers the term "genderless blob," thank you very much.

whatever the solid-ethereal spectrum is called, Michaela is not anywhere near the ethereal end if it.

 

[HamFan]

She could also offer photos for $29. Oh, I know, she can't taint her "luxury" brand like that. Plus she might actually get clients that way, and would have to work.

"Anti-capitalist," unless you want to pay her thousands of dollars to take shitty pictures. But I imagine this trade arrangement is how she is usually paid. I figure she lives off of every gib possible, her working, elderly dad, and, right now, her gf's credit.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If Jude and her gf ever break up, she’s going to be posting donation links quick. Once her dad dies, she’s going to be absolutely screwed.

If she really wanted to, she could still do photography on the side, but by that point she’d need a steady 9-5, which could be incredibly difficult for her to obtain given her lack of people skills and work ethic. She’s a narcissist, but she isn’t a smart enough one to conceal it for a chance at a decent position— and even if she did get one, she wouldn’t last long due to causing possible drama, or failing to do the work she claimed to be able to do. Jude’s crash is going to be so hard, and she won’t realize it until it’s too late.